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Clips from Somm

"AND... AND IF YOU CREATE THESE GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATIONS,"
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"YOU CAN THEN STORE INFORMATION THERE."
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"I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS,"
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"BUT, UH, IT, UH, IT DOES. IT DOES."
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"- IAN... - IAN IS... IS TRACING MAPS AND..."
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"- [ laughing ] IAN IS, UH... - SITTING IN FRONT OF SKYPE, WAITING FOR ME TO CALL HIM."
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"IAN IS HARD TO BE AROUND RIGHT NOW."
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"I'M ABOUT TO CALL DUSTIN WILSON ON SKYPE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES,"
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"AND TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE I KNOW MY FLASH CARDS,"
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"OR ELSE HE'S GONNA, YOU KNOW, BREAK ME DOWN AND, UH..."
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"I THINK HE FEELS LIKE"
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"IF HE DOESN'T PUT ENOUGH PRESSURE ON HIMSELF, THEN HE'S NOT DOING IT RIGHT."
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"YOU WAKE UP, AND WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?"
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"YOU KNOW, IT'S..."
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"THE FLASH CARDS YOU HAVEN'T REMEMBERED."
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"IT'S THE WINES THAT COULD POSSIBLY COME UP ON THE EXAM"
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"THAT YOU DON'T COMPLETELY FEEL, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENT WITH."
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"IF DUSTIN AND I DID THAT TO OURSELVES,"
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"WE'D BE, LIKE, CRYING IN THE FETAL POSITION."
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"THIS IS JUST-- IT'S JUST PURE DEDICATION."
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"IT'S JUST PURE OBSESSION. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY AROUND IT."
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"BUT SOMEHOW, HE PUTS HIMSELF THROUGH HELL,"
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"AND MANAGES TO SHOW UP ON GAME DAY AND PERFORM."
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"I'VE SEEN IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN,"
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"AT COMPETITIONS AND EXAMS. WE LOVE THE GUY."
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"WE WANT TO SEE HIM CRUSH, BUT WE DON'T--"
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"HE'S NOT DOING HIMSELF ANY FAVORS RIGHT NOW."
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"IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW TO BE FOR THIS STUFF."
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"I THINK SLEEP'S VERY IMPORTANT."
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"SLEEP'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT"
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"FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO RETAIN KNOWLEDGE AND-- AND DO THIS."
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"UM..."
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"WHERE WAS I... WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?"
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"HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN BE THAT WAY AND STILL PULL IT OUT."
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"IT'S POSSIBLE THAT IT'LL NEVER STOP,"
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"BUT THEN IT'S POSSIBLE THAT, NINE DAYS FROM NOW,"
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"IT'LL BE OVER,"
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"AND THE THOUGHT OF THAT IS JUST SO AMAZING--"
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"THE THOUGHT OF, LIKE, WHEN I SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT,"
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"THE FEELING IF I DO PASS THIS EXAM."
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"IT WILL JUST BE THE MOST GLORIOUS THING"
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"EVER TO HAVE HAPPENED, YOU KNOW?"
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"AND IT'S, LIKE, ALL I WANT, IS TO PASS THIS, SO BAD."
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"I WANT IT TO BE DONE."
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"I DREAM ABOUT BEING ON A BEACH"
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"WITHOUT A THOUGHT OF A FLASH CARD."
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"I DREAM ABOUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, DRINKING A BEER,"
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"AND, LIKE, JUST NOT THINKING ABOUT WINE FOR A LITTLE BIT."
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"I WONDER IF I CAN. LIKE, I JUST DOUBT I CAN."
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"I-I WANT TO PASS THIS AND BE DONE WITH IT,"
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"AND I WANT MY LIFE TO START, AND MY MARRIAGE TO BE COOL."
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"TO GET BACK TO A NORMAL LIFE WOULD BE PHENOMENAL."
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"YOU KNOW? I DO HAVE A WIFE, I'VE BEEN TOLD."
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"YOU KNOW, RACHEL'S BEEN WATCHING ME DO THIS"
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"FOR OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP."
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"WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TON OF TIME TO ACTUALLY GO ON A DATE."
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"ALL THE WORK THAT I'VE DONE, WHAT I'VE LEARNED,"
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"I JUST HAVE TO LET IT-- LET IT HAPPEN, REALLY."
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"THE OTHER THING THAT WILL TAKE TREMENDOUS FOCUS"
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"IS TRYING TO STEER CLEAR OF IAN--"
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"SORRY, BUDDY, TO SAY THIS--"
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"STEERING CLEAR OF HIM AT THE EXAM,"
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"'CAUSE HE IS GOING TO WANT TO JUST POUND FLASH CARDS,"
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"AND JUST SIT THERE AND DO THEORY ALL DAY."
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"[ inhales deeply ]"
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"ALL RIGHT, YEAH, I NEED ABOUT TWO MINUTES TO GET SET UP HERE."
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"YOU KNOW, USUALLY WE TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF,"
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"UM, BUT, UH, TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA LEAVE OUR CLOTHES ON."
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"UH... BOUTAGE."
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"BOUTAGE IS, UH, TAKING THE DIRT AND COVERING THE STUMP"
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"AND THE BASE OF THE ROOTS, USUALLY PROTECTING FROM FROST."
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"GOOD. THE NAME OF THE BACTERIA...?"
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"THAT CAUSES PIERCE'S DISEASE."
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"OH, IT'S SPREAD BY THE GLASSY WINGED SHARPSHOOTER."
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"OH, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ONE."
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"SO IF I SAID, "NAME THREE BACTERIAL DISEASES,""
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"YOU WOULD SAY, "THREE BACTERIAL DISEASES ARE,"
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"[1] PIERCE'S DISEASE, [2] CROWN GALL, [3] BACTERIAL BLIGHT.""
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"ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, WELL, LISTEN, UH,"
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"TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, SEE YOU THEN."
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"- OKAY. - LATER, BUDDY."
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"- GOOD NIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD WORK. 'BYE."
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"WHEN YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT, IF YOU HAVE A TOUGH TABLE"
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"OR UNCOOPERATIVE CLIENTS,"
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"OR PEOPLE THAT ARE JUST PLAIN NASTY,"
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"YOU DON'T JUST THROW UP YOUR HANDS, PACK YOUR BAGS, AND LEAVE."
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"LET'S GO DO SERVICE."
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"DLYNN, YOU'RE GONNA START AT NUMBER THREE, IN THE BACK WITH FRED."
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"WHAT WE SET UP WAS AN ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION--"
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"AND IT WAS PLANNED THAT WAY--"
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"TO SEE HOW THESE CANDIDATES RESPONDED"
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"UNDER A TREMENDOUS PRESSURE FROM TWO VERY DIFFICULT CUSTOMERS."
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"YOU LIKE...?"
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"- PINK WINE. - PINK WINE. WONDERFUL."
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"- HOW DO WE LIKE IT, GENE? - COLD!"
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"- VERY COLD. - COLD."
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"- YOU KNOW HOW YOU SPELL COLD, SON? - C-O-L-D."
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"OKAY. IT'S COLD NOW."
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"YOU WOULD PROBABLY LIKE YOUR WHITE WINE OR ROSEÉ WINE"
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"TO BE AT-- AT ABOUT 48 TO 53 DEGREES."
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"- YOU KNOW WHAT CONVERSION IS? - PARDON?"
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"CONVERSION. I WANT YOU TO CONVERT THIS WINE."
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"- TO-- TO CELSIUS? - COLD."
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"COLD, COLD, COLD. COLD. COLD."
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"WELL, UH, YES, INDEED, UH..."
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"CO-OO-OLD."
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"I CAN'T EXPRESS MYSELF ANY MORE CLEARLY."
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"BECAUSE-- BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU WAIT,"
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"I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE COCKTAILS FOR YOU."
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"- I JUST WANT COLD WINE. - NOW HE'S TRYING TO BRIBE US WITH FREE DRINKS!"
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"WHAT KIND OF OPERATION YOU RUNNIN' HERE, SON? COLD!"
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"WE WANT COLD WINE."
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"MAYBE WE SHOULD SPELL IT OUT AND HOLD IT UP. "COLD.""
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"- MAYBE. - LET ME TRY THAT. SEE, CO-OO-OLD. COLD."
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"GENTLEMEN, I BELIEVE THIS MAY DO IT FOR YOU."
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"AND I APOLOGIZE, I'M CURRENTLY OUT OF THE 1998."
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"I DO HAVE THE 1997 LITTORAI, 1997 VIN GRIS."
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"OKAY. LET'S DO IT."
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"LET'S HAVE SOME. THAT'S AS COLD AS IT'S GONNA GET, RIGHT?"
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"YES, INDEED."
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