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Clips from Somm

"JUST, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OFF."
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"- TAKE IT HOME. - OKAY, THERE'S MEAT ON THIS WINE."
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"THIS WINE IS FROM FRANCE, THIS WINE IS FROM THE RHONE VALLEY,"
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"THIS WINE IS FROM THE NORTHERN RHONE. THIS IS SAINT-JOSEPH, 2008,"
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"COLD VINTAGE, HIGH-QUALITY PRODUCER."
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"GREAT JOB. I MEAN, YOU'RE IN THE ZONE, RIGHT?"
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"YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO."
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"- IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY YOU NEED TO TASTE. - FANTASTIC."
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"SO YOU'RE-- YOU WERE-- YOU'RE THERE."
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"WAY TO GO, DAD!"
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"- All: DAD! - DEAR OLD DAD."
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"OH, "DAD." WE CALL HIM DAD."
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"WE CALL IAN DAD BECAUSE HE, UH, HE LOVES TO BE THE FATHER."
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"LIKE, HE LIKES TO SIT YOU DOWN,"
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"TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG, WHY YOU'RE DOING IT."
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"HERE'S TO DAD."
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"- HERE'S TO DAD. - TO DAD."
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"THERE'S TWO WAYS TO APPROACH IT."
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"YOU CAN EITHER, YOU KNOW, HAVE THE SPIT CUPS OUT,"
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"HAVE THE TIMER OUT, AND BE DOING LIKE VERY FORMAL TASTINGS,"
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"UM, OR YOU CAN KIND OF JUST, YOU KNOW,"
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"HAVE A RELAXED NIGHT, AND HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS."
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"WHEN THE GUYS GET TOGETHER,"
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"IT'S LIKE A STORM COMES THROUGH HERE."
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"THERE'S A LOT OF TRASH-TALKING,"
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"- THERE'S A LOT OF MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER. - IT'S LIKE WINE GEEKS UNITE."
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"[ imitating hobbits ] "I LOVE YOU, SAM." "I LOVE YOU, FRODO.""
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""AW, SAM.""
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"I KNOW! EVERY SCENE, RIGHT?"
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"- "SAM! FRODO!" - "MR. FRODO!""
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"WAIT, WHAT IS THAT FROM?"
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"[ laughing ] OH, MY GOD!"
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"YEAH, THEY HOUND EACH OTHER PRETTY HARD,"
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"BUT I THINK, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE,"
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"IT'S JUST TO MOTIVATE EACH OTHER."
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"THE COMPETITIVE NATURE, THEY ALL FEED OFF OF IT."
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"IT'S KIND OF NECESSARY IN THIS ENVIRONMENT."
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"IT PUSHES ONE ANOTHER FORWARD."
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"THEY'LL SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING"
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"JUST GIVING EACH OTHER A HARD TIME."
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"THE WINE IS... CLEARLY... RIPE..."
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"BUT HAS ACID, TOO, AND A LOT OF HERBACIOUSNESS."
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"IT'S GOT BLACK PEPPER AND SMOKY MEAT."
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"IT IS UNOAKED."
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"TAKES ME TO ONE PLACE: NORTHERN RHONE."
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"I THINK THIS IS SOUTHERN RHONE."
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"I THINK THIS IS SOUTHERN RHONE WITH A LOT OF SYRAH."
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"I'M GONNA CALL '04, UH... '04 VACQUEYRAS."
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"THAT IS A BALLSY CALL, DUDE. '04 VACQUEYRAS? WHY?"
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"ALL RIGHT, YOU LAY YOUR BALLS ON THE TABLE."
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"I LAID MY BALLS OUT, AND SAID COTE ROTIE '08."
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"- ARE YOU STICKIN' WITH YOUR NORTHERN RHONE CALL, OR...? - OF COURSE! I CAN'T CALL--"
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"I CAN'T GO BACK NOW JUST 'CAUSE"
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"- CAUBLER'S TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF IT. - SHIT'S NORTHERN RHONE."
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"- IS IT NORTHERN? - IT'S NORTHERN RHONE."
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"- WHO IS IT? - OGIER."
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"IT'S FUNNY. THEY'RE LIKE--"
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"THEY'RE LIKE GUYS IN A LOCKER ROOM, WITH WINE BOTTLES."
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"IAN, WHAT'S A FRESH-CUT GARDEN HOSE?"
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"YOU'VE NEVER SMELLED THAT BEFORE?"
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"WHY DO YOU CUT YOUR GARDEN HOSE IN THE FIRST PLACE?"
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"YEAH, WILLY-- WILLY-- WILLY SHARROT"
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"ACTUALLY TAUGHT ME THAT. WILLY SHARROT."
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"Liz: I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME-- NEW WATER HOSE."
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"- YEAH, WATER HOSE. - FRESH-CUT WATER HOSE. I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME."
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"- YOU CAN'T FRESHLY CUT A GARDEN HOSE. - JUST SAY SYNTHETIC RUBBER."
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"SO WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?"
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"WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO TASTE, THEN? I MEAN, SHIT, FUCK."
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"IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE CONSUMING, YOU KNOW, PELLEGRINO ALL NIGHT."
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"SO, AS IT GOES ON,"
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"I THINK THAT OPENING MORE BOTTLES SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA--"
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"THOSE GREAT IDEAS YOU HAVE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING."
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"[ faux Australian accent ] HEY, MATE, YOU WANT ANOTHER WINE,"
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"OR YOU DONE, OR HOW DO YOU FEEL?"
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"THEY DO IT UNTIL THEY ARE JUST, LIKE, EXHAUSTED."
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"I COULD NEVER IMAGINE KEEPING A FRIEND IF I..."
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"PLAYED WITH THEM LIKE THEY PLAY WITH EACH OTHER."
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"IAN'S DEFINITELY THE MOST SERIOUS ONE,"
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"I WANT TO SAY."
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"- [ tapping glass ] - DAD HAS THE FLOOR."
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"- DOES SHE WANNA STEP IT UP? - YOU WANT THE WHOLE THING?"
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"- I WANT YOU TO FUCKIN' GO FOR IT. - OKAY, IT'S A RED WINE."
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"THIS WINE IS MEDIUM CLEAR. THE WINE IS BRIGHT."
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"THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF GAS OR FLOCCULATION."
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"THE WINE HAS A DARK RUBY CORE, CONSISTENT TO THE EDGE,"
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"WHERE THERE IS AN ORANGE RIM."
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"I'LL CALL THE VISCOSITY MEDIUM-PLUS."
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"- MEDIUM-PLUS? - DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE MY CALL?"
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"- I WAS JUST REPEATING IT. - WHY DON'T YOU FINISH IT UP?"
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"- GO WITH YOUR HEART, DUDE. - I'M NOT GONNA CONTINUE."
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"- WHAT?! - OH, MY GOD!"
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"- NO, NO, NO. IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE, HE CAN CALL IT. - LET HIM ROCK THE WINE."
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"- DO YOU WANT TO DO THE WINE? - LET HIM ROCK THE WINE. LET IAN ROCK THE WINE."
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"NO, I JUST DON'T NEED THE WHOLE PEANUT GALLERY."
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"- IF YOU WANNA DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT. - THE CHILDREN ARE ACTING UP."
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"I'VE HAD A LONG DAY, AND I'M GONNA DO THE WINE OR WHAT?"
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"WE'RE TRYING TO FOCUS FOR THE EXAM,"
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"AND I THINK THAT'S MY POINT."
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"THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU,"
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"IS YOU GET UPSET AND THEN, IMMEDIATELY, YOU'RE OVER IT."
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"YOU'VE GOT THAT THING. YEAH. YOU'RE NOT QUITE OVER IT NOW, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE."
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"YEAH, I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO DO THE WINE NOW."
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"YOU HAVE TO DO THE WINE AFTER YOU DID THAT WHOLE BIT, MAN,"
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"THERE'S NO WAY OF GETTIN' OUT OF THAT SHIT."
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"I THINK IT'S JUST, AFTER THE LAST 25 MINUTES OF,"
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"LIKE, CONSTANTLY FUCKIN' WITH ME,"
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"AND I'VE JUST HIT A POINT OF, LIKE, NOT WANTING TO TAKE ANY MORE."
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"YOU GUYS ARE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS, AND YOU UNDERSTAND."
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"AND, UH, UNTUCK IT, TASTE THE WINE,"
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"AND LET'S GO AHEAD AND DO IT."
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"WINE'S CLEAN, DEVELOPING..."
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"MEDIUM-PLUS INTENSITY AROMAS."
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"[ laughing ]"
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"[ faux Australian accent ] HEY, MATE, STAY FOCUSED."
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"DUDE, THIS IS JUST GONNA GO TO THE NEXT PERSON."
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"I'M JUST TOO IRRITATED RIGHT NOW."
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"I CAN UNDERSTAND IT, BUT YOU DISH IT OUT A LOT, BROTHER."
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"- I KNOW. HEY-- - WE BRING IT ON EACH OTHER."
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"I UNDERSTAND THAT. IT JUST GETS TO A POINT SOMETIMES..."
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"- DUDE, IT'S ALL GOOD. - IT JUST GETS TO A POINT WHEN IT'S JUST IRRITATING."
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