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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - NewZealandTown (S02E02)

"- What? Where? - Other side."
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"- Oh, we're both idiots. - Idiot, man."
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"What are you sitting there so relaxed for, Bret?"
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"And get that cushion off your head, Jemaine."
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"You were supposed to bring us some gel."
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"Shivers, I forgot your gel."
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"Iook, I've been so caught up with new zealandtown."
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"What's anti-glue, Murray?"
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"Well, it's anti-glue, isn't it? It gets rid of glue."
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"I don't think that exists, Murray."
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"Just get it, okay? It's an emergency."
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"Thank you."
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"Now please, can you get ready?"
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"You don't need us. You've got new zealand's most famous sheep."
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"Well, that's the whole thing, Jemaine. I don't."
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"He's been shorn off."
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"The guy who was supposed to mime shear him sheared him for real."
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"- He's basically bald. - Gary's bald?"
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"Yes. So there's your star, timid and nervous."
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"And to make matters worse, the guy next to him barbecuing..."
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"I think he's barbecuing lamb."
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"Gary can tell. He's livid."
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"And by the way, who's manning the information booth?"
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"What side of the road do you drive on?"
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"The middle."
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"What language do you speak there?"
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"We pretty much just make it up as we go along."
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"Yeah, that's why the people from there are so hard to understand."
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"We can't do it. We're not cool enough."
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"Guys, do you want to know a secret?"
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"It wasn't the gel that made you cool."
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"It wasn't?"
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"It was the confidence the gel gave you."
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"When you started to feel good about yourself"
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"everyone else could feel that."
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"And they started to feel good about you."
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"Really?"
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"Maybe."
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"Bret,"
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"- Yeah. - Get us the anti-glue."
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"All right then."
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"Who likes to "rock the party"?"
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"Now it gives me great pleasure and pride"
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"to introduce two of the coolest new zealanders I have ever met,"
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"our very own flight of the conchords."
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"♪ I like to rock the party ♪"
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"♪ and it looks like... ♪"
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"yeah, it was the hair gel, guys. Sorry."
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"- We're not cool? - No."
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"This is a new low, isn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Murray, what happened to new zealandtown?"
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"This was a complete disaster."
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"Well, I thought that was relatively successful."
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"Yes, it went very well. Well done, Paula."
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"I think I'm gonna head back to my hotel 'cause I've got to fly out in the morning."
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"Okay."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Bye."
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"Yeah."
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"- Paula. - Yes, bryan?"
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"Um, I..."
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"nothing."
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"Forget it, bryan. It's new zealandtown."
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"But if she was here, yes, we'd have two."
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"But don't look at it that way."
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"Iook at it that there's three seats taken."
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"Hey, when did he go?"
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"Possibly as early as the first song."
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"Why is the manager gone? What's he doing leaving?"
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"Well, you went shopping."
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"Wow. What's that high point?"
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"in our career so far."
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"I knew you were gonna say that. But this is the stuff."
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"back in 1991 when I was trying to find my look."
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"- No, I've found my look now. - And that's your look?"
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"Up here is for play, isn't it?"
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"- Okay? It takes hold of you. - Knock knock."
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"And I know you guys are sometimes involved in music,"
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"Ew!"
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"- Whoa, that is cool. - Yeah?"
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"♪ fashion ♪"
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"- ♪ posing ♪ - ♪ posing with my arm ♪"
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"They're bloody great."
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"- Hey, guys. Whoa, looking cool. - Whatever, Murray."
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"Oh, that's cool, but yeah, whatever."
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"- whatever, man. - Whatever, David."
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"- But I could tell greg. - That's at your discretion."
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"I think we should have a traditional maori village."
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"I think the most important part is to get a maori warrior."
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"No, prime minister, he's not gonna do it."
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"Good morning, Jemaine."
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"What? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
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"N... no."
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"Your beard looks good."
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"- How dare you throw this at me? - Do not throw that at me."
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"for the replica of the toothbrush fence?"
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"Well, I've booked you a tour bus"
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"Maybe we should go get some more gel."
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"- We can't go out there. - Why not?"
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"Not without gel."
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"We'll wait till there's no one out there."
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"There's still a little bit of gel."
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"There's no gel left. It's not there."
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"Maybe not in this pocket."
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"Oh, well... I guess I don't have any, guys."
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"I don't know who you are anymore."
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"Now new zealand has always been"
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"We had no gel so we used glue instead."
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"Iook, I'll solve it."
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"Hi, greg, I need some anti-glue."
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"Really?"
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"I think we've got a gig to perform."
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"- Oh, do you? - Yeah."
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"What, so the majority of the audience is shopping bags?"
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"But most of your hair is body hair, isn't is, Jemaine?"
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"Thank you, m'lord."
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"♪ hey, hey hey hey ♪"
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"♪ you think fashion's your friend ♪"
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"Similar, I suppose."
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"I've decided we should really look at our cultural heritage."
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