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Clips from The Goldbergs - Globetrotters (S04E04)

"Dude. You got to catch the ball."
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"But the ladder says don't stand on the very top step."
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"Bro, we're training to be the next Globetrotters!"
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"That means we follow one rule... find the funny."
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"Hyah!"
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"Ow! Not funny!"
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"What are you dorks doing on my court/our driveway?"
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"Basketball is my sport, along with all the other sports."
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"Get your own... but you can't, 'cause they're all mine!"
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"Not anymore."
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"You never told me basketball had so much flair"
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"and showmanship and broad comedy."
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"Being a 'Trotter was my dream, not yours."
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"To be fair, you have like a million dreams."
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"There's bound to be some crossover with your brother."
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"No way! Adam infects everything he touches"
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"with his geeky nerd poison."
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"I mean, look how wildly uncomfortable he is"
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"holding that ball."
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"Tell you what. How about we settle this once and for all?"
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"Trotters versus Generals."
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"You want us to be the Generals?"
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"The pathetic losers that the Globetrotters always crush?"
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"Okay, numb nuts, just to make it fair, we'll play to 11 points."
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"I'll spot you the first 10."
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"Let the basketball show commence."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Okay, routine one!"
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"Let's give them that razzle dazzle!"
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"- We'd razzle 'em but good. - Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
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"Yep, with our best Globetrotter moves,"
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"there was no way we'd lose"
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"- especially with a 10-point lead. - Go, B."
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"Whoo!"
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"All net, no sweat."
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"Okay, a 9-point lead."
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"Um, could you back up a scooch?"
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"We need way more space for our antics."
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"Turns out our antics were no match"
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"for their actual basketball skills."
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"Whoo! Within two minutes,"
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"our 10-point lead became a 1-point lead."
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"Even the classic Globetrotters pants yanking"
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"was thwarted by their stupid belts."
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"Damn it!"
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"No worries, let's put this to bed with routine six."
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"- Yeah! - Which was the unbeatable"
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"water bucket trick."
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"One drop touches me and you're dead."
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"Yes, Mr. Naked, sir."
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"Now pour it on yourself. Do it."
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"Dear Lord!"
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"My beautiful hair!"
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"Have some pride, Dave Kim."
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"This is so demeaning. It really was."
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"Turns out we were the Washington Generals. Whoo!"
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"And that is how you dominate at sports."
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"You guys suck. Ain't that right, JTP!"
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"- Yeah! - Aah!"
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"While Barry put the brakes on my dreams,"
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"my dad was getting ready for his nightmare of a party."
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"But first, he'd take a classic Murray Goldberg power nap."
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"Five minutes won't hurt."
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"And that five-minute catnap lasted a whopping two hours."
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"- Erica, there's more coats. - I'm moving as fast as I can."
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"As the guests piled in,"
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"my dad was nestled in a coat cocoon"
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"and MIA from his own party."
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"After a frantic search, my mom had to improvise."
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"Friends, family, co-workers,"
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"those closest to Murray."
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"I'd like to thank you so much for being here tonight,"
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"especially cousin Irving who pushed back"
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"his gall bladder surgery to fly in from Boca."
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"Ouch."
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"And a big thank you to Aunt Rose"
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"who made us her famous ice cream cake."
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"The likeness is uncanny. Murray is so touched."
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"Then where the hell is he?"
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"Yes, it has been a beautiful night."
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"Erica, they're turning on us,"
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"go get their damn coats."
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"Oh sweet God! Dad! Wake up!"
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"What's that? What'd I miss?"
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"What time is it?"
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"Before you get mad,"
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"you should lie down under these coats."
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"It's amazing."
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"Aunt Rose made your face out of ice cream!"
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"Ooh! I'll have a slice of me."
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"Well, you can't! Thanks to your little disappearing act,"
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"the whole thing melted! It's ice cream soup."
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"I'm a milkshake."
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"Well, that's the dream."
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"Enjoy your coats!"
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"While my dad was cutting out on his party,"
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"I was cutting together some b-ball greatness."
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"And that, my friends, is what we call the magic of editing."
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"You made it look like we totally crushed them."
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"We... suck! You... dominate... at sports."
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"We are losers."
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"Whoa, it's seamless!"
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"Funny, what is that?"
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"Dude, super-cool senior"
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"Rubén Amaro Jr.'s talking to us!"
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"I know, Dave Kim."
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"Hey, yo, JC! Corbett! Get in here!"
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"You got to see this video."
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"Um, it's more intended for a private audience."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Win their friendship"
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"through a mutual love of sports."
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"I... smell... like... ball... sweat."
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"- That's hilarious. - Self-burn."
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"Man, this is classic. What's your name, bro?"
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"Adam F. Goldberg."
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"Got to use the middle initial cause there's another"
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"Adam Goldberg in school,"
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"and he's very mad about the whole same-name situation."
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"Hey, can we get a copy?"
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