Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Goldbergs - Globetrotters (S04E04)

"No. Take the original."
The Goldbergs
"I guess you can borrow it."
The Goldbergs
"I just want to make sure we keep it"
The Goldbergs
"between us athletic pals. Cool?"
The Goldbergs
"Super cool, bro."
The Goldbergs
"Barry Goldberg's Globetrotting Suck Show?"
The Goldbergs
"In my defense, I only gave it to the jocks"
The Goldbergs
"so I would look awesome and you would look dumb."
The Goldbergs
"You get it."
The Goldbergs
"Well, the jocks gave it to the burners"
The Goldbergs
"who gave it to the debate team who gave it to the bell choir."
The Goldbergs
"Those weirdos laughed at me. The bell choir, dude!"
The Goldbergs
"They hold bells and go, bong!"
The Goldbergs
"I'm lower than bell people now!"
The Goldbergs
"Honestly, the tape was only meant to be shared"
The Goldbergs
"with my bros on the basketball team."
The Goldbergs
"Those bros are my bros, not yours!"
The Goldbergs
"From this point forward,"
The Goldbergs
"I forbade you from liking anything I like."
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, you can't do that."
The Goldbergs
"Oh, I can!"
The Goldbergs
"Starting now, stay away from the following"
The Goldbergs
"Barry Goldberg trademark hobbies and interests..."
The Goldbergs
"Globetrotters, karate, Bo staff, Air Jordans,"
The Goldbergs
"competitive kiting, extreme BMXing,"
The Goldbergs
"hot showers, conga lines,"
The Goldbergs
"and diving into an icy river with a knife in your mouth."
The Goldbergs
"I own that move. I also claim Skittles and soda!"
The Goldbergs
"You can't claim an entire genre of beverage."
The Goldbergs
"That's madness!"
The Goldbergs
"And it's mine!"
The Goldbergs
"I also own roller skating, eating chili,"
The Goldbergs
"half and full nelsons, Chuck Norris, and boobs."
The Goldbergs
"No! That's too far!"
The Goldbergs
"You can't claim boobs!"
The Goldbergs
"Everyone likes boobs."
The Goldbergs
"Have fun sticking to your dumb hobbies like robots and glasses."
The Goldbergs
"Glasses aren't a hobby."
The Goldbergs
"They're a corrective accessory to combat my wandering eyeball."
The Goldbergs
"Exactly!"
The Goldbergs
"You stay in your lame nerdy world,"
The Goldbergs
"and I'll stay in my awesome one."
The Goldbergs
"'Sup, scrub?"
The Goldbergs
"Know your place, bell people!"
The Goldbergs
"No, your human oils!"
The Goldbergs
"It had been a day since Barry said"
The Goldbergs
"I couldn't share his interests, and he was enforcing it."
The Goldbergs
"- Hey, I'm watching that. - "The A-Team's" mine, get your own show!"
The Goldbergs
"Fruit-based accomplishments belong to Big Tasty!"
The Goldbergs
"Get your own weird talents."
The Goldbergs
"Struggling to poke the straw"
The Goldbergs
"into a juice pouch is my thing!"
The Goldbergs
"Come on, man, this is crazy!"
The Goldbergs
"You can't just lay claim to anything past, present, or future."
The Goldbergs
"Oh, yes, I can!"
The Goldbergs
"And I'm gonna keep on doing it till you're left with nothing."
The Goldbergs
"Nothing."
The Goldbergs
"Barry had just declared war on me."
The Goldbergs
"Nothing!"
The Goldbergs
"Meanwhile, my dad was entering a battlefield of his own."
The Goldbergs
"Welcome home, darling."
The Goldbergs
"Can I interest you in a cold beverage"
The Goldbergs
"or a delicious beefy snack?"
The Goldbergs
"- What is this? - Have a seat, Mur."
The Goldbergs
"Forget parties."
The Goldbergs
"I know this is what you really wanted for you birthday."
The Goldbergs
"Clearly a trap, but sure."
The Goldbergs
"Comfy? Quite."
The Goldbergs
"Fantastic. Thank you."
The Goldbergs
"It's a trap!"
The Goldbergs
"I know. Erica!"
The Goldbergs
"See, I've been scrapbooking our family for over 20 years."
The Goldbergs
"And not only do you refuse to be in any of the photos,"
The Goldbergs
"the few times you are, you look like this."
The Goldbergs
"What? That's how I look. That's my face."
The Goldbergs
"You don't value any memories."
The Goldbergs
"So you are gonna sit here and look at all these books"
The Goldbergs
"until you prove to me that you care about"
The Goldbergs
"our meaningful moments."
The Goldbergs
"Bevy, this is how I was raised."
The Goldbergs
"We don't make a fuss."
The Goldbergs
"Doesn't mean I don't pay attention."
The Goldbergs
"It's all up here in my brain."
The Goldbergs
"Oh, please."
The Goldbergs
"This noggin is the world's greatest scrapbook."
The Goldbergs
"Which baby is this?"
The Goldbergs
"- Uh... The moron. - Which moron?"
The Goldbergs
"Eri-baaaarry-aaaadam."
The Goldbergs
"That's it. I guess you're gonna be looking at these books"
The Goldbergs
"until your 60th birthday."
The Goldbergs
"Son of a bitch. How many of these are there?"
The Goldbergs
"Well, this is just the first nine months of my life."
The Goldbergs
"While my mother turned up the heat,"
The Goldbergs
"I was about to turn the tables on Barry."
The Goldbergs
"What am I looking at?"
The Goldbergs
"Oh, I'm just chilling in my Flyers shirt,"
The Goldbergs
"eating Boo Berry, watching Jean-Claude Van Damme,"
The Goldbergs
"you know, classic me stuff."
The Goldbergs
"That is not classic you, it's classic me."
The Goldbergs
"Too bad you didn't call it."
The Goldbergs
"I mean, you gave me a specific list,"
The Goldbergs
"and none of this stuff was on it."
The Goldbergs
"Everyone knows I own spooky cereal,"
The Goldbergs
"Flyers gear, and JC Van D."
The Goldbergs
"It goes without saying! Turn off that movie right now!"
The Goldbergs
"Ooh, I would if it were a Chuck Norris flick,"
The Goldbergs
"but JC Van D wasn't on your list, so now he's on mine."
The Goldbergs
"You take off my shirt"
The Goldbergs
"and step away from the Boo Berry,"
The Goldbergs
"I mean it."
The Goldbergs
"Should I step away from the cereal like this?"
The Goldbergs
"Don't you dare moonwalk away from that cereal."
The Goldbergs
"I own that move that Michael Jackson made up!"
The Goldbergs
"But you didn't call it, and I did!"
The Goldbergs
"Those are fighting words, and you know it."
The Goldbergs
"Go ahead. I already have"
The Goldbergs
"my favorite martial arts weaponry to protect me."
The Goldbergs
"No, I called 'chuking! I remember listing it off."
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, you picked Bo staff,"
The Goldbergs
"which is basically just a long stick!"
The Goldbergs
Show more clips