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Clips from The Goldbergs - Globetrotters (S04E04)

"Back in the '80s,"
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"basketball was all about showmanship."
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"Flying through the air,"
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"slamming and jamming with style."
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"And nobody did it better"
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"than the Harlem Globetrotters."
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"And there was no bigger fan than my brother Barry."
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"He spent hours trying to be the next Curly Neal,"
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"perfecting his buzzer-beating hook shot."
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"3... 2... 1!"
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"Still one!"
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"One!"
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"One!"
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"One... A dunk at the buzzer!"
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"The Globetrotters are crowned champions of the universe!"
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"That year, my dad got two tickets to a 'Trotters game"
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"and Barry was beside himself."
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"Even walking pneumonia wouldn't stop him."
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"All set..."
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"It's 80 degrees out, you moron."
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"I got the shivers and sweats."
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"Just means I'm super psyched."
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"Not so fast."
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"Murray, look at your son!"
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"Can't you see he's pale and clammy?"
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"I don't like looking at him too much."
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"Okay, come here, I got to put my lips on your forehead"
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"and take your temperature."
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"I'm fine! Keep your lips off me!"
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"Come here, come here."
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"Mwah! Oh, my God!"
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"You must be 102.3! You're with fever!"
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"I'm not with fever."
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"There's no science to putting lips on a forehead."
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"Why do you think they call it a ther-mom-eter?"
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"Mom is in the name. 'Cause we invented it."
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"Yeah, none of that's real."
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"Enough. Come on,"
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"let me carry you upstairs and tuck you in bed."
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"You'll have to catch me first!"
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"Oh! Body failing."
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"What am I gonna do with these damn tickets?"
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"How about taking your healthy son?"
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"Adam? To a sporting event?"
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"Yes. Why is that so crazy?"
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"Oh, good! An audience!"
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"Does this sound insanely realistic to you?"
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"Rikak-kak-kak-kak-kak! Rikak-kak-kak-kak!"
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"Son of a bitch, this one's sick, too."
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"No, I'm Michael Winslow from "Police Academy.""
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"You know, the man of 10,000 sound effects!"
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"He's cornered the market on mouth-based noise comedy"
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"until now!"
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"Until now."
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"Wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka."
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"Mrawww!"
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"Okay, you're coming with me."
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"We're going to go see some basketball."
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"Am I in trouble?"
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"No, this is gonna be good for you."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"This nerd doesn't know a lay-up from a bank shot."
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"Go on, ask him! Ask him what a bank shot is!"
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"Is it when you make tons of bank"
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"for shooting the orange ball real good?"
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"If I could stand, I'd punch this entire house down!"
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"Come on, let's put you snuggly in bed."
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"Schmoo, have fun with your dad."
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"This is gonna suck."
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"Yep."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Ohh!"
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"This does not suck! Not at all!"
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"This is so funny! Sports is so funny!"
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"I finally get the craze!"
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"Hoo-hoo! He gets the craze!"
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"- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"It was December 7, 1980-something,"
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"a very special day in the Goldberg house."
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"Bah!"
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"Gah! Why?"
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"Perfect! Hold that face and do it exactly like that"
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"tonight at your surprise party, only be wearing pants."
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"No, no, no. I told you!"
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"No surprises, no parties, no anything!"
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"Murray, it's your 50th birthday."
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"Your nifty-fifties. Yeah!"
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"I don't see what's so nifty about me throwing out my back"
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"every time I blow my nose."
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"It's a major milestone!"
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"That's why I'll be sitting in that chair"
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"watching TV in my underpants."
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"No. That's what you did for birthdays 19 through 49."
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"This year you're celebrating right,"
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"so give Mama what she needs."
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"- And... - Surprise!"
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"That was terrible. And, again,"
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"1, 2, 3, surprise!"
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"Surprise!"
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"Surprise!"
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"I'm not surprised."
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"Come on, one more time. And... surprise."
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"I'm not digging this. This is just not good."
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"That negative attitude is what made Erica"
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"decide not to go to college."
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"What?!"
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"That's the face!"
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"Now go upstairs"
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"and practice in the mirror, okay?"
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"Go, go, go."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"As my mom was planning a kick-ass surprise party,"
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"I was planning a badass Globetrotters routine."
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"All right, guys. The camera's rolling..."
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"let's work on our tiny passes!"
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"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
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"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
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"I'm not sure what I'm watching, but this is wonderful."
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"Commence ladder trick!"
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"Cut!"
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