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Clips from Single Drunk Female - I'm Sorry, But... (S01E01)

"with no condiments, just like you like it, you weirdo."
Single Drunk Female
"And he's wearing blades!"
Single Drunk Female
"‐What the hell is wrong with you? ‐W..."
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"‐FELICIA: Come on, baby. ‐No, no, no, Joel made him wear the blades."
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"‐Okay. Felicia. ‐FELICIA: Got it?"
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"Felicia, you can't just leave me here."
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"Oh, like how you left my kid?"
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"Come on, Zack, we'll get you some ice cream, okay?"
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"(door closes)"
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"You know what? People told me this"
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"‐and I didn't want to believe it. ‐Believe what?"
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"That you just see me as your drinking buddy."
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"Okay, no. (scoffs)"
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"But, I mean, it's a little true, right?"
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"'Cause, like, the only place we ever hung out"
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"was Good Time Sally's."
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"Because it was your suggestion."
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"Okay? I'm a full‐time mom."
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"And a full‐time employee. I got real‐life shit on my mind."
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"So when you name a place, I got to"
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"get a sitter, I got to move a bunch of shit around,"
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"but I do that because it's you."
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"And I appreciate that, okay? Why don't we go inside and talk?"
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"‐He left his shoes. ‐You know, I would just love"
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"to just, like, rip my bra off and sit on the couch"
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"and watch some mindless TV with you."
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"That would be so wonderful."
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"There's, like, seven seasons of Summer House"
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"we could binge, but no‐‐"
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"you don't want to do that because you don't know"
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"how to be an actual friend."
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"(door opens)"
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"(engine starts)"
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"FELICIA: Buckle up, Zack."
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"‐Oh, come on. ‐Auntie Sammy needs a time‐out."
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"Uh, Felicia... I'm sorry, okay? Wha..."
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"What am I supposed to do now?"
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"♪ Someday ♪"
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"♪ You may ♪"
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"♪ Forget me ♪"
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"♪ Well, that's okay with me. ♪"
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"‐(laughing) ‐Oh. Okay, I'm sorry, I have overstayed my welcome."
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"I actually wasn't planning on staying this long."
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"NOREEN: It was nice to meet you, Gail."
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"How do you know Carol again?"
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"Oh, we know each other from work."
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"Actually, Gail knows Samantha."
Single Drunk Female
"CAROL: Right. Sam"
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"was in New York,"
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"and she moved into digital, and... you know,"
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"because you can do that from... from anywhere."
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"‐So... ‐What does digital mean?"
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"Like, how does that work?"
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"Digital."
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"What does that mean?"
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"It's..."
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"Digital. It's online, it's computers."
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"It's just... How do you not know that?"
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"Samantha broke the law. She's a felon."
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"My daughter is a felon."
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"Gail is her probation officer."
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"‐What? ‐CAROL: Are you all happy now?"
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"‐No. ‐Not really."
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"That felt so good to say out loud."
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"Oh, yeah, girl. The truth'll set you free."
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"‐(exhales) ‐BOB: C‐Can you share with us"
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"what‐what's coming up for you?"
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"I'm‐I'm... There's just something bubbling up."
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"Something... I..."
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"‐I feel like I want to die. ‐ALL: No."
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"Well, I mean, I'm not an expert,"
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"but I'm pretty sure you're feeling anger."
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"CAROL: You know what? I..."
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"I think it's anger."
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"I think maybe it's anger."
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"I think maybe I'm full of rage!"
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"‐(screaming) ‐(all clamoring)"
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"(Carol exhales)"
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"Hmm."
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"That felt good. (laughs)"
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"Thank you for sharing with us."
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"It really meant a lot. Right, guys?"
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"Sorry that you're going through so much."
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"Good for you, Carol."
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"You're walking in your truth."
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"I am."
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"‐Very good. ‐(whooping)"
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"Barbara... Oh."
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"Just kidding. (chuckles) Terrible joke."
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"(low whoops)"
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"You should be proud of yourself."
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"Yeah."
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"It feels bad and good at the same time."
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"Oh, that means it's working."
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"Yay, me. (short chuckle)"
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"Show up for the people that matter"
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"and they will start showing up for you."
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"Yay, you."
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"Celine. (whoops)"
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"Yes! You did it."
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"("What Is Going On?" by Hannah Jadagu playing)"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"♪ Woke up from a dream... ♪"
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"Hey."
Single Drunk Female
"Um, sorry, could I talk to you for a second?"
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"Well, I'm up next to sing,"
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"so you've got however long it takes for this song to finish"
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"‐to say what you need to say. ‐Okay."
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"Fair enough. (clears throat)"
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"Um..."
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"look, you were right. You know?"
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"I‐I did see you as my drinking buddy."
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"Which is my problem, you know? I was the one that felt like"
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"they had to drink, and... and it doesn't make sense, 'cause"
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"you're, like, the most responsible person I know."
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"I mean, you're my emergency contact."
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"That's how dependable you are."
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"♪ The same... ♪"
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"I... I know that I took you for granted,"
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"and I feel really bad about it. I'm‐I'm really sorry,"
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