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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - March Madness (S02E02)

"Jen has to work, but she's preapproved"
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"several party jokes for me to tell."
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"I have a fun one about"
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"an elephant who doesn't have to pack a bag"
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"because he already has a-- You know what, I'll save it."
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"Oh. (sputters) I'll go"
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"if you let me try out your new heated toilet seat."
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"I've been waiting my whole life"
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"for science to invent something useful."
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"No, I am not letting you up there."
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"You'll be on it all the time, and I won't know"
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"if the heat is from the seat or from you."
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"(car horn honks outside)"
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"Kids! Come on! Your ride's here!"
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"Bye! Bye-bye. See ya."
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"Love you. Bye. Love you, too."
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"All right, have a great day."
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"Bye? Wh-What's happening? (door closes)"
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"Where are my babies going?"
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"To school. Yeah, I got them in a carpool"
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"with what's-her-name, that mom with the husky kid"
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"that always wears the velour tracksuits."
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"We call him Tiny Soprano. (chuckles)"
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"And why can't you drive them anymore?"
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"Because I have to leave the office early"
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"to do afternoon pickup, and as soon as I walk out the door,"
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"Don goes to the dog track."
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"I do do that."
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"I didn't think he knew it."
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"Well, we're all learning things today."
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"Mm. Yeah."
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"A carpool would make my life so much easier."
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"Well, we should get to work."
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"Unless you'd allow me a few minutes upstairs"
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"on your new hot potty."
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"No way."
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"Only one king sits on that throne."
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"Yeah, uh, honey, I'm not so sure about a carpool."
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"Okay? I mean, how will I know if the kids get home safe?"
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"I don't get home until 5:00."
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"That gives the kidnappers a two-hour head start."
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"Morning, guys."
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"Perfect timing. Look, I know all about"
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"your unreasonable fear of kidnappers."
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"That's why Rudy's here, okay?"
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"I got him to hook us up with some cameras."
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"He does security at the stadium."
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"I like this. Yeah, yeah."
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"The Steelers are way more valuable than our kids."
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"And so far, not one of them has been kidnapped."
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"ANDI: So, with the cameras,"
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"I'll know if the kids get home safe."
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"I am finding this practical, organized side of you"
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"very attractive."
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"Well, buckle up, baby,"
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"because you can watch all of the footage from the cameras"
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"on your iPad."
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"Now, how does the footage get from the cameras to your iPad?"
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"Don't ask Rudy, because he'll tell ya,"
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"and it's very boring."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"You know, a lot of people"
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"like to say that nerds are cool again,"
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"but we're not."
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"Anyways, I put one camera"
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"over your front door"
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"and one on the garage facing the back door."
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"Where would you like the last one?"
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"Uh... (gasps) Let's put it in the living room."
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"Yeah. Yeah, then I can figure out which one of the kids"
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"been eating my M&M'S and stuffing the wrappers"
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"in the couch cushions. Huh?"
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"Or we could make sure they're doing their homework"
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"so they can go to college."
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"And afford their own M&M'S. Sure!"
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"Okay, well,"
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"I'll recheck everything in a couple of days."
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"If you're not home, I'll just use the key behind your planter."
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"How do you know about that?"
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"Because I'm in security."
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"It's my job to know these things."
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"Also, you told me."
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"But mainly it's because I'm in security."
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"Uh, listen, thanks so much for all your help, Rudy."
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"Oh, sure thing. You know, actually, I should get going."
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"Joy's out of town for the week,"
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"and I bought a giant ham for dinner. (chuckles)"
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"Yeah, we're gonna have"
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"a session."
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"I'm sorry, wh..."
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"why can't you eat that when Joy's around?"
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"(sighs) Because I like it too much and she gets jealous."
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""Why don't you put that ham down and come over here"
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"and snuggle with me?""
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"That's all I hear."
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"(door opens, closes)"
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"Hmm. You know, in a weird way,"
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"that was a very sweet story."
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"Yeah, um, he..."
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"he's gonna eat the ham, right?"
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"Hey. So, you'll never guess what I saw"
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"the kids doing today on the cameras."
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"Were they eating my M&M'S?"
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"Sorry, babe, that-that case remains unsolved."
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"They just came home and started doing their homework"
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"without anybody telling them to."
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"What?"
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"We're the greatest parents in the world, and it's on video."
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"Oh. Let me check the back door footage. I, uh..."
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"I think a raccoon's been digging up our flowers,"
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"and I don't want to accuse him without proof."
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"Otherwise, I'll look like an idiot."
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"Well, yeah."
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"Oh, look. (chuckles)"
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"You can see me doing dishes in the kitchen window."
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"Yeah. (chuckles) (chuckles)"
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"Uh-oh. Huh?"
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"Was this after the kids went to bed last night?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh."
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