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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Phobia (S08E08)

"- Roscoe. - Roscoe here runs this mill."
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"He's gonna show us around and let you get a firsthand look..."
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"at real all-American Joes doing what they do best."
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"- Why would I wanna see that? - You'll thank me on your wedding night."
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"- [ Machinery Clanging ] - [ Hammering ]"
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"[Jackhammer Drilling ]"
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"Hey. Listen up."
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"I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons."
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"[ Effeminately ] Hello!"
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"[ Gasps ] Has the whole world gone insane?"
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"- [ Lisping ] Stand still! There's a spark in your hair! - Get it! Get it! Get it!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"- Hot stuff comin' through. - [ Yelps ]"
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"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
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"I don't know! This is a nightmare!"
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"You're all sick!"
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"Oh, be nice!"
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"Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance!"
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"The whole world's gone gay!"
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"- [ Whistle Blows ] - Oh, my God! What's happening now?"
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"We work hard. We play hard."
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"## [ Dance ]"
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"Everybody dance now"
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"Oh!"
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"## [ Continues ]"
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"And the entire steel mill was gay."
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"[ Scoffs ] Where you been, Homer?"
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"Entire steel industry's gay."
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"Yeah, aerospace too- and the railroads."
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"And you know what else? Broadway."
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"Yeah, I always thought Bart would grow up to be just like us."
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"- What happened? - Ah, it ain't no mystery."
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"Whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today."
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"And their MTVs and their diet sodas..."
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"ain't gonna set 'em straight neither."
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"You gotta do it yourself,Homer, and you gotta do it fast."
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"But what would turn Bart into a man fast?"
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"- You have to think for me. - Well, let's see now. Uh-"
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"Time was, you send a boy off to war."
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"Shootin' a man'd fix him right up."
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"But there's not even any wars no more- Thank you very much, Warren Christopher."
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"Hey, better yet, Bart could shoot a deer."
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"That's like shooting a beautiful man."
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"Hey, he's right, Homer. After the boy bags a deer..."
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"all the diet sodas in the world won't turn him back."
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"Then you just sit back and watch the grandkids roll in."
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"Hunting, eh?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Growls ]"
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"Stand aside, Marge. I'm taking the boy deer hunting."
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"He's going to grow up straight for once!"
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"What? You never went hunting before, and you're perfectly straight."
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"Oh, yeah? How long since you've had a baby?"
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"But, Dad, it's barbaric."
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"How does killing a deer make you more of a man?"
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"- It just does. Name me one gay Indian. - Uh-oh. Something's gonna die."
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"Butt out, buttinsky. What would you know about hunting?"
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"I know this much. I wouldn't wear that hideous hat."
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"Here. Take this one. It was worn by Yale Summers in Daktari."
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"Hang on to it, toy boy. You might need it..."
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"when it starts raining naked ladies."
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"- [ Electronic Blasts ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Today you're gonna be a man, Bart."
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"You guys gonna teach me to drive?"
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"Oh, yeah. Let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy. Right."
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"[ Laughs ] Yeah. No, boy."
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"You can't drive. You're only 1 0. You're going hunting."
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"You ever been huntin' before there, Barty?"
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"Nope. Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods-"
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"seems kinda gay."
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"That is a very immature attitude, young man."
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"Remember, guys. The truck only holds six carcasses..."
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"so don't shoot nothin' but trophy bucks, huh?"
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"Ah, we should have just stayed at the bar and shot some rats."
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"Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn."
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"Homie, you ready to call it quits?"
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"Well, but-Wait a minute. Bart's not fixed yet."
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"- He hasn't even- - Homer."
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"Oh-"
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"- [ Snoring ] - Come on. Don't take it so hard, Homer."
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"You still got that other kid- uh, Lisa."
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"Let's take her out hunting tomorrow, make her into a man."
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"No, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian."
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"Oh, geez, Homer. Geez."
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"You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?"
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"No. This whole thing is my fault."
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"I've been a lousy dad."
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"[ Gasps ] Cheer up, Homer."
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"Christmas is coming early this year."
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"Did he say where they were going?"
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"No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it."
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"Deer? Ha! Not around here."
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"They all migrated north when the state park converted to Astroturf."
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"But if there's no deer out there, then what are they hunting?"
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"Well, the only thing around here that's even close to deer is-"
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"[ Blusters ]"
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"Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer."
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"Huh? You did?"
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"Wait, man. Those are reindeer."
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"Yeah. And it's your shot, Son."
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"What? I'm not gonna shoot a reindeer in a pen."
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"Come on, Bart. Be a sport and kill Blitzen, okay?"
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"- Dad! - Ah, criminy."
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"Here come the waterworks."
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"Bart, I'm gonna turn my back, and when I turn around..."
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"I wanna see a whole pile of dead reindeer!"
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"- [ Gunshot ] - Thataway, Son!"
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"You made your old man proud."
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"I didn't do anything."
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"Aye! They're goin' nuts! Like in those nature films!"
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"Yeah. Must be matin' season."
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"- [ Blusters ] - [ All Scream ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"[ Screams, Gurgles ]"
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"- Dad, I'm scared. - Me too, Son."
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"No, don't. You have to protect yourself."
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"Son, there comes a time in every father's life when he must-"
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"[ Screams, Grunts ]"
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"Dad, are you hurt?"
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"Just my bones... and organs."
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