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Clips from Silicon Valley - Articles of Incorporation (S01E01)

"Are you ok in there?"
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"- Making the world a better place. - He's been in there all night."
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"I should call the sheriff."
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"Making the world a better place..."
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"No, I... hey, I told you he's going to handle it!"
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"- Mr. Gregory, this is ridiculous. - Sir..."
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"Mr. Gregory, we need an answer and we need it now!"
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"- Yes? - We need money. Now."
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"And I'm sure that burger king and sesame seeds"
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"and whatever else you've been mumbling about in here"
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"all seem lovely to think about..."
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"Myanmar and Brazil."
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"No, no! No more of this!"
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"Ok, are we getting the money or not?"
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"Will you please tell us what the hell is going on?"
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"Amusing coincidence that two of the three countries"
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"that provide the world's sesame seeds have such large cicada population, no?"
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"The cicadas of Myanmar emerge every 13 years,"
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"while the Brazilian cicadas emerge every 17."
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"Next year they will hatch, simultaneously,"
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"for the first time in 221 years."
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"Crops from both countries will be decimated."
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"Unlike Myanmar and Brazil, Indonesia has no cicada population."
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"I was surprised to see Indonesian sesame seed futures priced so low."
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"I made a purchase."
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"And now, if the shortage spikes the global price"
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"even ten percent. We'll profit..."
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"- Evan? - Sixty-eight million dollars."
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"If you wish, I could tap that projected revenue and make you"
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"a bridge loan of 15 million dollars, gentlemen."
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"- [Both exhale] - Unless you need more?"
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"No, that's... thank you. Thank you, holy shit."
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"Yes? Happy?"
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"See? I told you he was taking care of it."
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"And now, would anyone like some BK?"
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"[Chuckles] Evan was kind enough to go out and get breakfast."
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"It's just sitting here."
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"- Actually, we'd... I'd love some. - Thank you so much."
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"Is there cumin in this barbecue sauce?"
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"- I will definitely find out. - Please do."
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"Gentlemen, we just got back from the bank."
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"Our first deposit slip."
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"We are officially Pied Piper."
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"And I am officially legal."
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"Dinesh wouldn't shut the hell up,"
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"so we finally went to the visa office."
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"Took me five minutes."
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"Took me five years. They asked me about Al-Qaeda, like, 14 times."
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"He literally got it while I was still looking for parking."
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"[Phone rings]"
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"- Hello. - [Woman] Is this Pied Piper?"
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"It is now, but we're not taking an follow-on investors at this point."
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"Investors? No, this is Kelsey from the ARCO Station out on 108."
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"Someone smeared your name and number in shit on my bathroom wall."
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"- Uh, I think you may have the wrong number... - Richie."
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"Uh, hi. Who is this?"
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"You're not gonna believe this, but this is me."
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"Time is a sphere and I've been reincarnated during the same time period in which I exist."
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"Yes, but where he come from?"
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"From the future, obviously."
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"Also, from a parking lot at a gas station in Sonora."
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"He ate the whole bag of gold caps."
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"Awesome!"
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"Erlich... [Speaks spanish]"
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"So, should I call the cops now before anyone else does?"
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"I just got an AMBER Alert for Rogilio Nuñez."
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"Yeah, ok."
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"[Light rock music playing]"
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