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Clips from Arrested Development - Sad Sack (S02E02)

"I can't- I can't eat."
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"Oh. Look, it just peels off. Isn't that clever?"
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"[Narrator] Later that day, George Michael was having his eye exam..."
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"and finding it to be just as difficult as his math exam."
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"- One or two? - Two. No. No, one."
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"- Okay. Two or three? - Three."
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"Uh, unless three is too much of an improvement."
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"I'm sorry. Is one- Is one in the mix still?"
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"[Narrator] And Michael met with the new prosecutor, WayneJarvis."
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"I'm sorry. I don't understand how this is not a conflict of interest."
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"You almost represented us, and now you're the prosecutor."
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"The Patriot Act. Read it."
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"L-I'm not even the president anymore. My brother Gob is."
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"I spoke with Gob. He appears to know nothing."
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"Yeah, that's not an act. He twice tried to microwave..."
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"a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil."
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"- Twice. - Twice?"
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"- Two times. - [Narrator] In fact, Gob had been grilled earlier."
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"- I don't know anything about the business! - We're gonna get you, Bluth."
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"We'll give you a few minutes to think about what you want to do."
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"He knows less than anyone we have ever questioned."
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"[Narrator] Gob knew too little to know that, however..."
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"and his confidence had never been more shaken."
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"Andjust when he thought he couldn't handle another embarrassment-"
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"You're free to go."
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"Things could get very messy for you, Michael, unless you have something to bargain with..."
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"like, say, a fugitive."
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"- I don't know where to find such a thing. - Look harder."
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"- There might be something in it for you. - Something to get me off?"
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"If you could find a certain someone."
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"Can I have a moment alone with my client, please?"
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"Did you follow any of that?"
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"Yeah. He's hinting that he's gonna grant me immunity..."
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"but only on the condition that I turn in my father."
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"You know where your father is? No, wait. Don't tell me now."
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"Okay. If you know, give me a high five."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"[Narrator] Michael hadjust found out..."
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"- that his legal problems might go away ifhe turned in his father. - [Beeps]"
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"It's just you and me now, huh?"
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"No, Barry, l- I know where my father is, okay?"
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"He came back to make sure that my mother wasn't really in love with my uncle."
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"He wants to know if he's still got a shot with her. If he doesn't, he's leaving."
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"If he's got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the fanny."
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"- That's not gonna happen. - Okay."
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"Then look, just tell him anything he wants to hear to keep him from running."
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"We just have to keep him here until we can hear..."
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"what kind of deal they're offering you."
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"You just trust me. I'm a lot more competent than you can imagine."
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"Oh, I forgot to take the tinfoil off too."
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"I really wanted that."
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"[Narrator] Buster, meanwhile, was sharing his failure..."
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"with someone who was well-versed on the subject."
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"I mean, I couldn't get over the wall. They put me on suspension until I can."
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"Perhaps you need to find somebody who can motivate you."
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"- Yeah, but who? - [Narrator] And then it hit him."
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"[Narrator] Gob had always proven a good motivator for Buster."
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"- Do it! - [Blow Lands] - [Groans]"
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"When you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun."
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"- [Weakly] Thanks, Brother. - Hey, Brother..."
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"how would you like to go to the old playground with me?"
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"I'm sure as hell not gonna go back to work. I'm never going back there."
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"Oh. Well, then perchance I might be able to borrow your cellular telephone?"
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"I'm not fit to run a company."
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"And I don't deserve a fancy phone."
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"Well, the Blue Man Group might need me. And I do deserve a fancy phone."
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"[Narrator] They didn't, and he doesn't."
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"Michael knew he couldn't let his father get away."
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"So he decided to see ifhis mother and Oscar really were in love."
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"So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad?"
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"Oh, it may have started as that..."
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"but I have fallen in love with Oscar."
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"And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant."
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"The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried."
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"And that was without even interviewing me."
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"Here you go. Hot tea."
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"Because that's what you are- a hottie."
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"Stop me from pouring this on myself. I can't take this anymore."
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"All right. Now, listen, Oscar."
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"Maybe you should think about moving on, you know."
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"This really isn't your scene, with the sweaters and the furniture."
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"Maybe you should take a leap at freedom, like my father."
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"Just run."
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"- [Air Horn Blasts] - Is that her rape horn?"
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"It's more like a starter's pistol."
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"[Whispers] Run."
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"[Narrator] Meanwhile, Tobias set about learning how to operate his new cell phone."
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"- [Melody] - Oh!"
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"[Narrator] And Lindsay tried to spend more time getting to know her daughter."
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"[Hoarsely] Hi, baby. Oh, Steve. Hi."
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"- Hi. - What are you doing here?"
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"I thought I'd spend a little time with my daughter."
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"After all, it hasn't been that long since I've been in high school."
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"- [Bell Rings] - Is that a fire?"
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"- We have to go to class. - Okay. Well, this was fun."
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"Maybe later we can all spend a little more time together. Go shopping. Get a drink."
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"I'm in school. And I'm 15."
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"Oh. Well, I'm much, much, much..."
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"older than 15."
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"- You don't look it. - Oh, Steve."
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"He thinks I'm young. You made my day again!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"- Your mom's pretty, uh, out there. - She's not my mom."
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"But she said you were her daughter."
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"His daughter. That's my dad."
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"- That's a dude? - And the worst part is..."
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"he thinks he's passing."
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"[Narrator] Right outside the school, Buster tried to put his own plan..."
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"into action by stirring up old memories."
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"What do you say? I need your help to get over the wall. Push me."
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"I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you."
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"I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today."
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"Like a little girl in a little dress-"
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"little saddle shoes, little pigtails."
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"Wow, that does sound like a little girl."
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"Come on, get my ire up."
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"Push me! [Chuckles]"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I'd hoped."
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"[Narrator] It was fun. But it wasn't making him a better soldier."
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