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Clips from Arrested Development - Sad Sack (S02E02)

"Push me higher. [Chuckles]"
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"Ooh! I'll do it."
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"Whoo!"
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"[Narrator] And Michael reported to his father about his meeting with the prosecutor."
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"- Prosecutor offer you a deal? - That was not said."
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"But, uh, more importantly, you should know that it seems like Oscar's on his way out."
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"- Really? - Yeah. So just sit tight, and everything should be fine."
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"Wow. Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. L-"
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"- What the hell is it anyway? - That's a breast pump, Dad."
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"Oh. Well, I did not use it for that."
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"[Narrator] And so Michael went to meet the prosecutor."
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"I felt obligated to share some photographs with you."
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"I obtained these from the Bluth Company e-mail server."
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"You tapped into our e-mail? That's legal?"
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"I'm going for a hot Ding Dong."
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"Hot Ding Dong? Yeah?"
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"Michael, this is a close-up satellite photograph of the Iraqi countryside."
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"See this little series of hills around that stream?"
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"Those are bunkers. We believe that those bunkers..."
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"contain weapons of mass destruction."
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"We also think that your father was building on that land to hide them."
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"Which is why that photograph was on his e-mail."
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"- Are you serious? - Almost always."
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"I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had."
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"- This is a big accusation. - I did not find their buffoonery amusing."
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"- About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason."
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"That proves it. You can't protect him."
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"Turn him in and immunity is yours."
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"- [Narrator] Michael returned home to confront his father. - Michael?"
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"Mom was just here looking for you."
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"She's claiming Oscar's disappeared because of something you said."
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"- Can't talk right now. - Really?"
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"What's wrong with your voice?"
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"I can talk, sure. I didn't say anything to Oscar."
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"- Anything else? - No."
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"Oh. Hey, did I tell you? I accidentally ran into Steve Holt."
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"Wow. Everything about you is so womanly."
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"You're everything a woman should be."
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"[Hoarsely] Thank you, Steve."
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"We ended up making a lunch date."
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"I thought you were spending time with Maeby."
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"Yeah. I'll have to reschedule her."
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"But Mom isn't the only one finding love where she least expects it. Her words."
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"Wh-Whoa! Finding love- She said that? Where, here?"
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"Yeah, she won't shut up about him."
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"She said tingling, like, 75 times."
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"[Lucille] Gets me tingling. And, you know, with Oscar there's tingling."
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"- She said those words in this house? - Yeah."
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"Dad?"
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"Hello?"
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"[Narrator] Michael hadjust discovered that his father had escaped from the attic."
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"Hello?"
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"This is gonna sound like a strange question, but have you seen Dad?"
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"Of course not. And I'm not talking to you."
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"You tried to scare away Oscar, which didn't work."
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"- He's back. - I just, uh-"
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"I just wanted to have sex with you. That's-That's all I'm good for."
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"Did you hear that? He said he just wants to-"
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"- Good-bye, Mom. - Have sex with me."
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"- You smell like a pinecone. - Yeah, that's the weed."
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"I went to my, uh, my- [Bleeps] hole trailer..."
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"and l- I smoked some like a cigarette."
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"Should we take it into the bedroom?"
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"- Only if you really love me. - Of course I do."
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"[Inhales] Ohh."
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"[Muttering]"
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"What's wrong with you? Where are you going?"
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"I'm on mushrooms!"
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"I'm on bad mushrooms!"
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"[Narrator] And soon, the prosecutor's evidence became public."
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"We've obtained photographs that officials call definite proof of W.M.D.'s in Iraq."
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"What that means for your weekend at 10:00."
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"[Narrator] It seems that due to the new information-sharing provisions..."
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"in the Patriot Act, the photos had made the rounds..."
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"through several branches of government..."
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"and ultimately to the U.S. Army itself."
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"I just came back to tell you. I can't do that wall."
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"There's no time for that. We're shipping out without you."
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"- What? - Didn't you see?"
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"- [Man] Pick it up. Pick it up. - Weapons of mass destruction?"
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"- [Gob] Those bastards. - I did not say that."
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"Are you gonna let that slide? Are you gonna allow your children..."
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"and your children's children..."
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"and any children that I might have out there..."
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"to live in fear for the rest of their lives?"
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"Climb that wall, homo!"
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"Climb it."
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"[Narrator] Andjust as the men thought the day could get no more surprising..."
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"- [Yelling] - it did."
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"- Ohh! Ooh! - [Thuds]"
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"- [Whimpering] - When you do this without getting punched, you'll have more fun."
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"- Oh, hey, George Michael. - Oh, hi."
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"They found W.M.D.'s in Iraq, so we got a half-day."
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"Cool. So I got a C on my math test."
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"Not anticipating a good reaction on that."
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"Well, the B got you glasses. Maybe this time you'll get a neck brace."
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"Anyways, have you seen my mom?"
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"Seems possible."
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"- She's on her way to meet Steve Holt. - I thought you liked him."
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"I do. I'm crazy about him. But he's obsessed with her."
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"That's all he wants to talk about."
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"[Narrator] Lindsay felt bad. Perhaps she had hurt her daughter..."
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"by putting herself first."
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"But she would have felt worse if she'd remained even a moment longer."
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"But it's only because he thinks she's got a penis."
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"Oh, I told him she was a tranny."
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"[Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael was still up in the attic."
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"Dad, what's goin' on? Somebody could see you."
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"What's the difference, Mike? You're turning me in, aren't you?"
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"They say you're involved in something real big, Dad. They've got photos."
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"Not true. But go. Knock yourself out. Turn me in."
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"I went and I saw for myself."
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"She's in love with him."
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"Then why did you come back? Why didn't you just leave forever like you said?"
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"And go where?"
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"[Sighs] Make a deal for yourself, Mike."
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"I got no love in my life anymore."
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"[Narrator] And Michael realized for the first time..."
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"that his father was capable ofhaving his heart broken."
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"Later that day, Michael had his meeting with the prosecutor."
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