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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Autopsy (S02E02)

"then I will jump in and tell them I have to leave."
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"[indistinct conversation]"
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"She is not stopping."
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"- Wow, I think that was a very good start."
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"Thank you, Dr. Vanderspeigle."
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"- Do you, um, do you think it went well?"
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"- I don't know."
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"I was doing math problems in my head just to pass the time."
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"What are they doing with my body--hey!"
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"- Ah, well, Jessup police are taking over the investigation"
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"because the hot tub's in their town."
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"So they're gonna handle everything."
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"- What do you mean everything?"
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"- Ballistics, you know, autopsy, everything."
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"Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now."
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"[chuckles]"
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"♪"
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"- Hi, my name is Deputy Liv Baker,"
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"and I have video evidence of an unidentified aerial phenomenon"
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"that multiple witnesses theorize is an alien ship."
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"I also believe I might've lost time, and I saw something"
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"I can't explain."
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"[creature clicking]"
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"I hope you get this. Also, I'm not a wacko."
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"- What's goin' on? What you doin',"
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"an Instagram or somethin'?"
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"'Cause the lighting in here is terrible."
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"You gotta get yourself one of them lights"
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"to make your skin look better, like a flesh light."
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"- I don't think that's what it's, um, called."
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"Fine. I'm recording a message"
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"to the Alien Tracker to go along with the UFO video"
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"I got from Eugena Plunkett."
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"- Did I not tell you to do that on your own personal time only?"
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"- Yes, you did, sir. - Okay."
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"- This is personal time. I had to go to the bathroom."
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"So I'm counting this as a bathroom break,"
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"and I'm just gonna hold it for double long."
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"- Huh."
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"That logic checks out."
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"So long as you don't go to the bathroom again"
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"until you would've gone to the bathroom"
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"if you were going to the bathroom now,"
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"and when you do go to the bathroom then,"
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"you gotta go twice as fast."
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"- Of course. Yeah, that makes sense."
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"- All right, look at that. We worked that out."
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"- [laughs] - Could you please"
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"hand me some of those Post-it notes over there?"
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"But not them boring-ass yellow ones."
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"I'm feelin' frisky. Give me them"
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"fuchsia sumbitches right there."
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"- Mm, frisky. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Yes, sir. - All right."
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"- I'ma do all sorts of stuff with these."
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"- I don't wanna know. - [laughs] Thank you, Deputy."
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"[quirky music]"
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"♪"
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"[cell phone dings]"
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""Thank you for your message."
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""The Alien Tracker is very busy right now."
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"But check out his upcoming tour dates below.""
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"[sighs]"
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"I shouldn't have had that extra iced tea."
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"- The alien baby has not returned."
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"I need to find it so I can get the rest of Goliath's message."
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"Right now, all I know is that"
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"there is another dangerous alien race already on Earth."
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"[screech-clicking]"
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"[warbles]"
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"I also know if I can't figure out"
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"how to get the autopsy back,"
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"Asta will end up in Jessup jail,"
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"and I will have to bake her a cake with a file in it"
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"like the cartoons so she can escape."
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"I don't want to bake a cake."
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"Why can't the cartoons bake escape pies?"
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"- There he is!"
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"Thought I'd bring some brewskis by,"
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"celebrate your first day back on the job."
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"- I just saw you today. That is enough."
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"- Ah, that was just therapy. That doesn't count."
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"This is the real hang. Just a couple of dudes,"
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"no girls allowed, order some 'za, huh?"
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"Come on, it'll be fun! - No."
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"No, get back in your car. This is my house."
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"- Oh, windy out here. - Leave!"
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"- Yeah, let's go! - No!"
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"[soft acoustic guitar music]"
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"- [sighs]"
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"♪"
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"- Well, just so you know,"
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"I'm sending you the co-pay for my next dental bill."
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"- Mm, way to work in that you have insurance."
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"That's hot. [chuckles]"
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"- A woman who hits on me with her mouth full--also hot."
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"[both laugh]"
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"- Well, I figured that"
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"I owed you the whole dessert menu"
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"after standing you up last time."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, no,"
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"that night was just..."
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"Um, anyway, I'm here now. - Are you?"
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"Because a few minutes ago,"
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"I asked if you had any brothers or sisters,"
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"and you said, "Fine, thanks!""
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"- Did I? - You know, he waited for you"
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"for three hours."
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"I respect a man with confidence"
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"to return to the scene of a rejection."
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"- Wow. Damn."
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"- Three hours?"
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"- Speaks to a man's character,"
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"puttin' in the time for what he wants."
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"Careful, D'arcy."
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"Looks like you hooked yourself a real one."
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"- He is-- - Rude."
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"- Direct. - Rude."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- Um, no, that's wrong."
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