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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Autopsy (S02E02)

"I'm the rude one."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm here now, and I'm happy to be here."
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"A little nervous, maybe. But..."
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"I guess some of us feel like we don't deserve nice things,"
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"and you're a very nice thing."
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"- You're a nice thing too."
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"- ♪ This broken heart"
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"♪ I know there's better days for this broken heart ♪"
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"♪ I know there's better days for this broken heart ♪"
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"- Yeah, how do you ruin salmon?"
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"I mean, you basically just shine a flashlight on it,"
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"and it's done."
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"- This craft beer is 15% alcohol."
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"Based on his flab to ab ratio,"
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"he will be unconscious in four minutes,"
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"peeing himself in six."
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"Not on my couch!"
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"- What? [hiccups]"
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"- Nothing."
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"- Hey, uh...you ever play any drinking games?"
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"- I have a drinking game."
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"Why don't you call the police"
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"and tell them that I should do the autopsy?"
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"If you do it, you win!"
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"- [laughs] No way."
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"Dead guy found in Jessup. Eh...Jessup murder."
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"I could've modeled, you know?"
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"Did I ever tell you that?"
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"I was scouted at a mall one time."
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"Guy came up to me, handed me a business card."
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"I called it. It's legit."
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"Told Kate about it once. She said, "Cool.""
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"You know, a guy comes up to you in a mall, gives you a hug,"
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"offers you a modeling gig-- a little bit more than cool."
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"- You know what is cool?"
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"Murder."
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"You should fight to have this one in Patience."
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"- [sighs] No, we already have enough of those."
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"Unless the killer, you know,"
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"was somehow standing in Patience,"
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"this is a Jessup problem."
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"- What he doesn't know is,"
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"the real killer was definitely in Patience"
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"when she shot the man."
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"I'm going for a walk. Do not pee on my couch!"
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"- He said I had Superman's jawline."
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"[hiccups] Ouch."
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"- If the mayor is not going to help me get the autopsy back,"
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"I will do it myself."
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"♪"
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"Mm."
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"This is the shell casing from Asta's rifle."
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"If I use this correctly, I can move the focus"
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"of the murder and the autopsy back to Patience."
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"♪"
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"This is the shell from the dead guy's gun--"
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"from the bullet that almost killed me."
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"[gunshot fires]"
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"- Few inches lower and this would've hit your heart,"
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"and you'd be dead. - Mm."
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"♪"
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"[laughs]"
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"Now the bullet shell is gone,"
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"and it is like I was never shot at all."
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"Mm."
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"It does not bother me. Everything is fine."
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"Everything is just fine."
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"[alien baby clicking]"
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"[vomits]"
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"♪"
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"- So what do you got?"
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"- Ha, sorry if we interrupted your workout."
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"- I run six miles every morning for a healthy body,"
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"and I do the crossword every night for a healthy mind."
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"- I can solve a Rubik's Cube."
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"I learned from a book, but I don't need the book anymore."
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"- Cool! My little niece can do that."
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"- All right, Detective Torres, this is Harry Vanderspeigle."
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"He's our town doctor. He was gonna do the autopsy"
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"before you decided to steal his body."
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"All right Dr. V, she's here. So you wanna tell me"
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"why you got three of my deputies out there"
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"scouring underneath those trees?"
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"- I have a working theory that I would like to share with you,"
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"with the aid of my assistant, Judy Pooper."
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"- It's Cooper. Pooper's my butt."
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"- Judy Cooter. - Cooper!"
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"Cooter's my lady pocket."
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"- Should we get outside?"
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"- There was a perfect line from those trees over there"
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"to the hot tub."
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"Go."
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"With a hunting rifle, the murderer could have hidden"
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"over there to take the shot."
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"The shot knocks the man into the water--"
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"bang! - Oh!"
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"Oh. Ah!"
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"[grunting]"
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"Oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, no."
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"- What the hell? - Wow."
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"- Why?"
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"Excuse me."
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"- Was that good? - You did not have to"
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"fall in the water. I told her that."
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"This is dead human soup. - [spits]"
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"- Sheriff, I found a shell of a hunting rifle."
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"- Look at that."
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"- Well, that looks like an excellent working theory."
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"- Sir, those trees are on the Patience side of the line."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"Detective, I think we can all agree"
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"that this murder here crosses county lines."
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"- Dr. Vanderspeigle, you got a good handle on this."
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"You should take the autopsy,"
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"and if your theory proves correct,"
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"looks like we might be partners on this."
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"- Ugh. - I will be happy"
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