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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Keep Yourself Alive (S08E08)

"Well! That was some county fair!"
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"And they really went all loud with the musical entertainment."
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"I mean, the Beach Girls were fabulous."
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"I've never seen the Beach Boys but I can not imagine they are any better."
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"Ah, the only thing worse than listening to those Beach Whales"
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"was watching Steven throw up after spending all day in the beer-garden."
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"I had a good reason to throw up."
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"I was drunk."
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"Oh, I wish I could say I've been drunk the whole time I went out with you."
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"Oh, yeah. It's a good think you're not a drinker."
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"You'd have a hard time operating that heavy machinery..."
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"your mouth!"
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"Well, I had a great time. I have an invisible dog in a leash,"
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"a goldfish in a bag and a giant stuffed panda,"
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"of course I got some stupid stuff too."
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"You now, Fez, you should be thanking Randy."
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"You were so amazing winning all that stuff."
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"With you hair flowing, your muscles rippling,"
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"you were like a Greek god of knocking things over."
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"Oh help, bazarus Knockoverus."
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"I'm still drunk."
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"So how did you get so go at popping balloons with darts?"
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"Well, when my parents got divorced,"
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"I found comfort in the community of non judgment carnaval workers."
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"I taught them to read, in exchange"
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"they taught me how to play their game with chance."
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"- Really? - No, I got a dart board."
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"Well, you won every game in the place."
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"Donna, it must be nice to finally have a boyfriend who can swing that sledge hammer"
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"Now, you shush. Eric always did very well at the fair."
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"Every time he went to that one booth, he walked away with his stuffed animal."
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"That was the gift shop."
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"Well, Mrs Forman, you won a prize too."
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"I cant' believe you let that guy guess your weight."
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"And I can't believe the woman who almost married my son"
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"has already moved on to the next customer because she is as loose as an old Jim sock."
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"Whorus Maximus!"
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"And that weight guesser never had a chance once I took off my shoes,"
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"my belt, my engagement ring,"
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"spit up my gum and took out all the kleenex had in my pockets."
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"Oh Fez, honey, you never gave me back my ring."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Wow, so sparkly..."
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"and last forever."
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"It's gone! My engagement ring is gooone."
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"You! You lost it!"
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"We let you in in our country, we"
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"we give you minimal wage jobs, we teach you how to use a knife and a fork,"
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"and this is how you thank us?"
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"Kitty I hate to see you so upset when there is such an easy solution."
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"Let's just get your home, I'll make you a Martini,"
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"then when you calm down, I'll make you a Margarita."
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"Wait, uhm, what about us?"
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"Oh you're going to stay here and look for the ring."
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"And if it rains, just do like the Indians did,"
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"die!"
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"Okay,"
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"well, the ring must have rolled down the hill, which means, it's been"
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"probably eaten by a squirrel."
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"We need to find this squirrel,"
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"feed him laxatives..."
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"and wait for the show to begin."
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"God, we're stuck out here. It's a bummer."
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"I've been waiting to take you me ever since you threw that ping pong ball into the floating tea cup."
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"Maybe we can sneak off. You know, the woods can be pretty romantic."
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"That is unless you run into a serial killer,"
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"or a witch who lives in a house made of candy."
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"Hey, you guys. I was thinking that maybe"
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"we 'd find the ring faster if we split up in teams."
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"Say, Donna! It's a great idea!"
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"But who may I ask would go with whom?"
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"I get Donna."
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"Well, that way, if we run up into a bear, I can just climb you."
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"No, I was thinking I would go with Randy and you would go with Hyde."
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"No, no, no I am not teaming up with Steven."
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"That would be like Cher teaming up with the really smelly drunk."
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"Wow, guys, did you hear that?"
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"The wild core brown hair pygmy bitch."
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"I didn't hear anything."
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"There it is again."
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"Man, this is what it's all about."
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"The outdoors, just us guys, talking man to man."
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"You know, Jackie is so annoying. I never realized when we were going out."
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"Sometimes you got to marry a striper to get things into perspective."
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"Anyway, this is good. The outdoors,"
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"just us guys, talking man to man, this is what's all about."
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"Yeahhh, hey can I team up with Donna?"
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"What? No! It's all about the guys!"
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"Oh, man, I can't get between you and Donna"
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"'cause love that's what it's all about..."
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"and drugs..."
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"specially drugs,"
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"then love, but mostly drugs. You know what I mean, man?"
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"Silence!"
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"That's what it's all about."
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"Oh, this is just awful."
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"- Fine, I'll add more gin. - No!"
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"Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault."
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"If you hadn't driven like a mad man over a pothole,"
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"I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves, I would just be drinking."
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"Hey!"
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"I am not the one who gave his engagement ring to the foreign kid."
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"You're lucky he's not wearing it through his nose."
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"Oh, this is just the worse thing ever."
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"Kitty, it is just a ring."
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"I am talking about the drink."
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"Hey, there. I was just putting out the thrash and heard you two had a little spat so"
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"I figured out you'd probably want me to come and take a side."
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"Okay, well, my engagement ring is lost and Red doesn't give a damn."
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"And I don't understand it because even if he doesn't care about the sentimental value,"
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"it still cost a thousand dollars."
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"A thousand bucks?"
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"So you finally replaced the old cheap one, eh?"
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"- Boooob... - What?"
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"Oh, jeez."
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"You blew it now, Red."
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"The old cheap one, what's he talking about, Red?"
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"Kitty,"
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"I love you."
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"How much did my ring really cost?"
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