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Clips from The Simpsons - Barthood (S27E27)

"A misunderstood guy who wants his family to love him."
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"And maybe we could start with a hug?"
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"Aw, I'm so glad we're sharing this."
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"And I'm glad I have one kid who's never"
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"gonna go anywhere or do anything."
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"Damn it, Homer!"
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"You ruin everything!"
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"(groans)"
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"Grampa, got to talk to Grampa."
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"Grampa, I sure miss you, man."
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"What would you say if you were here right now?"
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"If you ever get a chance to pitch woo at Myrna Loy, take it!"
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"She has eyes like a Persian cat."
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"Of course in my day, Persia extended"
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"from Algiers to Constantinople."
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"Till the revolt of the eunuchs in 1916 when..."
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"(shouts) Ooh, you got gumption, kid."
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"Find what you love and follow it to glory."
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"Yes."
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"ANNOUNCER: So, we're headed into the final round"
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"of the Duff Extreme BMX vert competition."
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"Let's check the scoreboard"
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"while the half-pipe is being cleaned by the Blood-Zoni."
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"Dad, one more round and I win!"
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"First achievement I can call my own."
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"Thank God whatever this thing is"
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"is considered a sport."
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"ANNOUNCER: Bart Simpson to the gate, please."
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"Oh, good, we're just in time."
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"Hmm."
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"It's not the size of the pennant."
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"It's what you do with it."
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"All right, nobody likes a showoff."
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"D'oh!"
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"ANNOUNCER: Oh, man, I love to see this."
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"Simpson's setting up for his signature"
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"suicide no-hander 540 crank-flip!"
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"(gulps)"
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"BART: I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"
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"Finally, I'm me."
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"Finally out of Lisa's shadow."
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"No! (grunts)"
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"(grunting)"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Thank God I aced chest compressions"
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"at Mayo pre-med camp!"
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"And Bart's okay!"
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"The real star of this BMX tournament is"
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"Lisa Simpson!"
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"CROWD (chanting): Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!"
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"You've ruined everything I've ever done!"
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"Move, quick!"
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"No!"
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"Warned you."
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"Biker, huh? I used to bike."
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"I used to have dreams."
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"I used to think disco was coming back."
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"Now I'm just Stu."
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"Nothing Stu."
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"Hey, Bart, you are coming to my graduation party tonight?"
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"I don't know, man. It's humiliating."
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"My little sister's graduating the same year as me."
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"Haw-haw!"
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"Nelson, how can you say that with what's happened to you?"
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"Yeah, well, I bought a totally bitching car"
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"with the money I got selling my pituitary gland."
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"So cool."
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"(rock music playing)"
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"(crying): I knew I'd break down when Kearney Jr. graduated."
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"It's okay, Dad."
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"We still got K-3."
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"(coos)"
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"(both laughing)"
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"Right."
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"Ralph, you joined the army?"
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"Yes, because I needed a costume for this party."
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"At college I'm gonna reinvent myself."
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"I'll pretend I have a girlfriend in Canada."
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"I'll say she lives in Alberta and her name is Alberta,"
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"so I don't have to remember two lies."
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"Bart!"
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"I was getting worried."
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"I'm your oldest buddy."
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"I was there when you got your nose done,"
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"then I was there when you had your nose undone."
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"Friends, family, and a few people we hired"
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"to make our son look more popular..."
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"I love Milton!"
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"Dad, you're embarrassing me!"
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"As usual."
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"Yes, it's the only thing your father does well."
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"Can't you two put it aside for one night in honor of me?"
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"No! No!"
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"Oh."
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"Ah, what the heck?"
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"Congratulations, Milhouse."
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"You made it through adolescence and you're cuter than ever."
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"Oh, sweet Lisa!"
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"You know I had a rocky childhood"
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"with all the rocks they threw at me."
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"You're the most amazing thing at this party."
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"Well, excuse me!"
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"(groans)"
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"I'm not even the best Simpson at my best friend's party!"
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"Do you know what it's like to be second-best at anything?"
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"Yeah, I do!"
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"I'm going to Yale!"
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"Listen here, Bart Simpson!"
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"I am sick and tired of you blaming me"
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"for every setback you have ever had!"
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"And you have talents, too, you idiot."
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"You're a hell of an artist,"
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"even though you don't do anything with it."
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"You think I'm an artist?"
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"And you already have a true artist's most important asset."
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"A miserable life."
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"So if that's all my fault, you're welcome."
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"Hey, man."
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"You're looking good."
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