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Clips from The Simpsons - Barthood (S27E27)

"Thank God Lisa invented the artificial pituitary."
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"Sorry, didn't mean to use the "L" word."
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"Listen, man, a certain someone convinced me"
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"to go around giving back the lunch money I took."
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"Here's the first $5,000."
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"Wow."
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"Thanks. What got into you?"
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"Nelson, come on!"
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"We'll miss day six of the Bolivian Film Festival."
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"You guys are dating?"
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"Is there any other reason I'd be going"
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"to a Bolivian Film Festival?"
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"I'm sorry I didn't tell you, Bart."
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"I don't really know how you feel about me."
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"Well, you told me I was an artist, and you were right."
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"I am, and"
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"I get to write on the walls."
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"LISA: Wow, that's beautiful."
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"I do notice there's no me."
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"Ah, those are the breaks."
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"Why don't I buy you and your boyfriend a couple beers?"
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"Just let me close up."
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"That would be nice."
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"We'll see you at the car."
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"Aw!"
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"You weren't supposed to see."
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"Well, I'm glad I did."
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"Hmm?"
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"You're El Barto?"
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"How is that possible?"
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"Why are clouds brown?"
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"Pollution."
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"Why is the grass green?"
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"'Cause it's artificial."
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"Then why are the sprinklers coming on?"
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"'Cause I was too lazy to unhook them."
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"Why aren't we moving?"
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"Because you're drunk and I'm stoned."
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"Why does beer taste so good?"
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"'Cause you've just had seven."
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"BART: Did you like the movie Boyhood?"
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"HOMER: Oh, is that what this was?"
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"BART: How many years of hair do I have left?"
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"HOMER: It disappears as soon as girls like you."
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"BART: What's the secret of life?"
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"HOMER: You can avoid a lot of awkward situations"
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"by pretending to be on the phone."
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"BART: Like what?"
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"HOMER: Hold on, I got to take this call."
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