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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wife (S05E05)

"- Are you sure you wanna do that? - Yeah. He's disgusting."
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"Besides, I'll take any chance I can to talk to her."
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"- You're interested in her? - Very."
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"You know, I'm engaged."
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"Yep, I'm getting married in 50 years."
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"Oh, good, there he is."
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"I wanna be able to point him out."
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"You know, Greg, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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"- Why? - Well, correct me if I'm wrong..."
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"...but isn't it a violation of club policy..."
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"...to not wipe down a machine after using it?"
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"Oh, I see."
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"You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?"
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"Yeah, well..."
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"...at least he had a drain."
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"There you go, Mrs. Seinfeld."
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"With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $17.80."
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"Here you go."
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"Excuse me, this isn't mine."
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"Oh, yes, it is."
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"Your husband brought it in himself."
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"Really?"
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"Thank you."
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"That's him."
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"Hi."
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"You son of a bitch."
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"- I'm sorry. - Who is she?"
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"- I want to know who she is. - It doesn't matter."
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"I want a divorce."
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"A divorce?"
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"So you can marry her and give her the discount?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"- What happened to us, Jerry? - I'll tell you what happened."
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"We got married."
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"I'm sorry. This is my fault. I pushed it on you."
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"No. I guess I just wasn't ready for the responsibilities..."
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"...of a pretend marriage."
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"Goodbye, Jerry."
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"I forgot."
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"This is your maple syrup."
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"It's all right, I want you to have it."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"We'll always have pancakes."
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"Goodbye, Jerry."
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"I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home."
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"I don't see a white boy."
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"I see a damn fool."
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"To me, the thing about marriage is..."
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"...I can't believe how often it happens."
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"I like the idea of it, but I can't believe that many people..."
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"...are meeting people that they want to see every single day..."
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"...every day, every day, every day, every day."
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"That should happen, like, three or four times..."
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"...you know, in the whole century."
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"Like any major investment, you sign a marriage contract."
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"Here's your person. If you're a man, the bride's family..."
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"...pays for the wedding, like getting cash back."
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""Till death do us part" that's the extended warranty program."
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"You give her the ring, that's the keys."
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"You slide it on, start him up, but you've got to make it work."
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