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Clips from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Bannon Custody Case (S01E01)

"[tropical birds chirping]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I don't know Benton. I guess I think of the boys as my own."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Of course you do, Race. You're like a second father to them."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"What if that's not good enough... being a second father?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- I don't catch your meaning.- I want the boys, Benton, full-time!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I've raised them and I think it's only fair."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Race... you're tired."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"The Adventure Princess Yeti Snow Princess took a lot out of both of us."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Take a couple of days... ow, ow."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I'm taking the boys, Benton"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"... And there's not a damn thing you can do about it!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Forgot my keys... oh."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Who's the cat with the beak?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Do you really want to feel him?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Harvey Attorney! Habeus Corpus! Marvey Attorney!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"... Dictating August 14 at 2:34 p.m. ... dictating ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"... umm... dictating ... [typing] [pop] ... [click] ... [fart] [caw]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"* A Dr. Quest to see you, Mr. Birdman. * - Send him in."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[caw] Ahh!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Dr. Quest, it's a pleasure. [caw] Ahh!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Please call me Benton."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- May I call you? ... Mr. Birdman."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Yes, well... I've got a rather serious problem."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"My long-time partner is challenging me for custody of my boys."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- How long is she... - He."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"He's my traveling companion"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"We go on adventures together in steamy jungles and the like..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"... I see."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"So what does this Mister ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Race ... Race Bannon."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Yes, uh... What makes Mr. Bannon believe he has any claim on your children?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I hired him to look after the boys ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"... But as time went on, he became a second father to them..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I'd say I'm a good father."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- Hello, Dr. Quest. - Hey, Dad."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"But maybe I should have made more time the boys."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"The cat's in the cradle and the silver ball"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I'll take the case!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"But first... I need to speak to the boys."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"What are their names?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Oh, of course, their names. Certainly..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Well, uh, yes, um.... well there's a blonde one..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"the blond one who's name is..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Oh, dear. Come on, Benton"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"One minute, I'm a pennyless orphan stuck in a street sweeping caste ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"the next, I'm on this really cool needly plane that goes really really fast"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"drinking cold American beverages"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I owe Dr. Quest very much big time"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"and you?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Hey ya know he's my dad"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[buzz] Yes?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"* That was the Ornithologist? The results were negative. *"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Thank you."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- Boys. - What's this?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Executive ball clicker"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Boys, um.... your father and Race were... buddies"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"But now they're not. Understand?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Sure. Race works for my dad."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Race owes Dr. Quest very much big time"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"It is not that simple."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Look, I knew that this might be difficult, so ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"so... I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of magazines that I think will explain everything."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Tell me, does Race have any new buddies?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I did see him talking to Dr. Zin the other day"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Ooh, Dr. Zin is Dr. Quest's archenemy"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"And any enemy of Dr. Quest is an enemy of mine because ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I owe Dr Quest very much"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Drink your juice box"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Oh, man ..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Birdman!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"At last we meet again!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Vulturo, it was last week"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Avenger, my personal digital assistant"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Umm... how do you make a T again?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Do you push that and then you leave it down?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I said I'd live on to defeat you..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"and that happens this very day!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Get ready to feel the power... of attorney!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Order! Order in the court room!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Lord I'd had enough of you two!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Uh, Mr. Birdbath, bean bag ,whatever your name is..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Sit down and shut your hole!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Well, Mr. Vulture... vulture? Vulturo..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Opening arguments"
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"And because someone is the genetic parent of the child..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Does that make him the one best fit to raise said child?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today ..."
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"we [mumble] people of the Quest family ..."
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"[gibberish]"
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"... Parents of these two adorable young boys"
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"State your first name, last name and occupation"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Lizard man, lizard man, and uh... lizard man."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Could you be so good as to tell us what you witnessed?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Sure. From what I saw during Mystery of Lizard man..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"It was Mystery of the Lizard Man, right?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Right. From what I saw it was Mr Bannon who was with the children the most"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Thank you."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Thank you."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Go on, Bill. Nice job, Bill!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Next witness."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Now if you don't mind, in your opinion could you tell us who the best parent is?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Sure, Quest was there, physically."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"But it was clear to me that Bannon was the primary care giver."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Best parent?"
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"Bannon"
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"Most nurturing?"
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"Bannon"
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"Most desirable?"
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"Bannon"
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"Junga! Junga hungry! Jungry hungry!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Bannon. Bannon. (beep beep)"
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"(car alarm) (dog barking)"
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"Boy, that went well today"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I'd say a celebration is in order"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Scotch, scotch. Scotch, scotch"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Stan, they're eleven. Right..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"You're up, Mr Buttermilk"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I'd like to call to the stand..."
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