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Clips from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Bannon Custody Case (S01E01)

"Dr. Benton Quest."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"(rutabaga murmuring)"
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"Dr. Quest... tell us a little about your relationship- well..."
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"Race and I met one night ..."
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"With your boys"
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"Right! Uh..."
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"I treasure them. I love them dearly."
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"And when I'm not working on my projects..."
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"like a way of accelerating particles to subsonic speed..."
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"using just magnets for instance..."
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"Thank you, Dr. Quest."
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"Wave forms, constant rates- Nothing further!"
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"the sum, which equals surprisingly the mass of the atom..."
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"and separating them by weight, we should see..."
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"Magic!"
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"Shut up, you weirdo"
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"Mr. Vultero, your witness."
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"I wonder if you actually ever could think you ever possibly spent enough..."
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"... Time with your boys?"
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"Why yes, I think I have."
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"As in ... time in doing what?"
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"Things that a father does with his son ... s."
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"Yes, and well generally some of those would include?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Well, uh... mmm, hmm."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"... Would you mind telling me if Jonny and Hadji know how to play baseball?"
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"Well, uh... I'm not sure. - I see, you're not sure."
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"No no, wait a second, uh"
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"Yes, I.. I lectured them several months ago"
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"Because they were hitting a small white spheroid with a cudgel"
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"Bouncing it off the tractor beam housing of all things!"
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"Look what you've done to my damn tractor beam housing."
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"This is most inappropriate behavior on your part."
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"I've a mind to kick your little ass..."
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"Yes, I'd say they definitely know how to play."
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"Would you mind telling me who taught them?"
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"Why, Race, I guess."
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"Look, I don't understand why bases ball means so much to everyone."
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"There is important work to be done. To make things more decent."
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"More decent than baseball?"
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"Nothing further!"
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"Mr. Bannon, how long have you known the boys?"
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"Well, four years, almost half their lives."
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"And how would you describe your relationship with them?"
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"I'm their bodyguard and tutor."
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"It doesn't seem like Race."
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"What do the boys mean to you?"
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"They mean... they mean everything to me."
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"(excuse me) I've taught them how to drive a hover boat"
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"(ssh!)... How to tie a tourniquet"
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"But they have taught me so much more. They've taught me to care, to nurture..."
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"And I don't see why biology should get in the way"
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"... What I know in my heart must be true"
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"Thank you. Your witness."
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"Bootylicious? Yes, your honor?"
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"Your witness! - Yes, your honor."
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"Mr Bannon, how long have you known the boys?"
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"Well, four years. Almost half..."
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"Fascinating."
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"Tell me, Mr. Bannon ..."
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"What do you have to say about this?"
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"Sorry!"
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"Tell me, Mr Bannon... what do you have to say ..."
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"Oh, god. I thought I had this right..."
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"No, let's see, I tried that one already..."
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"What do you have to say about this?!?"
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"Order! Order!"
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"Mr. Birdman? You better have a damn good explanation for this"
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"(pause)"
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"I do, your honor"
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"A few months ago during the Adventure of the Sunken Safe Deposit Box..."
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"Race mysteriously became left-handed ..."
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"and his shoes suddenly had laces when up til then they'd always been slip-ons."
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"See... the bartender that gave Race a drugged frozen lime daiquiri during the House of Tasteful Men"
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"... was the same man who, judge, later dinged your Lexus and drove off without exchanging insurance information"
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"This man created a robot Race Bannon"
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"and programmed it, your honor, to get the boys..."
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"And that man, your honor... is in this very courtroom"
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"Stenographer, read back what I just said"
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"Um... something about a Lexus"
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"... And um, slip-on shoes, and um..."
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"Oh drat! This confounded machine doesn't make any sense!"
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"Doctor... doctor... Zin."
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"Quickly to the vulture craft!"
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"That ain't right... (disco music) Get on up and move your butt"
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"I want you to know that your father loves you both very much"
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"But he throws like a girl. - Both so did Martina Navratilova..."
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"But that doesn't mean she wasn't macho in many other important ways"
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"I think it's time you gave him another chance."
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"Avenger, call Dr. Quest in [caw]"
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"Ravi! Jimmy! Look who I have the video phone."
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"* Hi, boys! *"
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"Race, I can't believe I didn't remember you were on vacation."
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"* I put a Post-it note on the fridge. You never read my post-its. *"
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"I have to tell you, Zin's robot was perfect."
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"I can't think of how he could have done it..."
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"... Other than using a life-size body mold of you."
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"But where would he have gotten one of those, huh?"
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"Yes, where Race? Tell us where - uh"
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"* Um, hey fellas, guess what? Bad connection? *"
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"* I'm gonna have to sign off *"
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"Since I know he'll never do it himself * I'm gonna have to sign off *"
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"Since I know he'll never do it himself"
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"I'm going to step right up and toot Mr Birdman's horn"
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"Way to go, Harvey."
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