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Clips from Nine Months

"(people laughing)"
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"- I'm sorry if we're boring you, pal. - Just a joke."
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"Okay, just forget it."
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"- The guy is rude. He's rude. - Drop it."
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"- Sorry. What did you say? - You are rude."
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"- Rude? You think I'm rude? - Yes. Yes, I do."
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"- Sam. - I'm sorry. For a moment..."
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"It's all right, honey. It's fine. It's fine."
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"Let's just deal with this accusation of rudeness."
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"Because like an idiot, I was under the impression"
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"that you were the one monopolizing the conversation."
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"Well, I'm sorry, too, if I'm a little excited"
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"about my wife and I having another baby."
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"I know it might not be a big thing to you."
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"Yeah, and is that a reason to exclude other people from the conversation?"
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"I didn't realize this was a frickin' group therapy session, Doctor."
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"How much do I owe you for four minutes?"
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"You didn't realize that your dog was a menace."
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"You didn't realize that you were a crashing bore."
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"I would walk over there and kick your bony little ass"
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"if I wasn't gonna have my five-year-old daughter do it!"
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"Okay, let's drop the whole thing."
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"Yeah, Marty, that's it. After all, he does have a point."
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"- But, you know, just drop it. - Sean, he's a dick."
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"And you're an even bigger dick for taking his side over family."
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"No, it's just that you and Gail used to be interested"
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"in all kinds of other things... politics, music, art."
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"Now it's just nothing but kids, kids, kids."
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"Well, my kids happen to be very meaningful to me."
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"When my first was born,"
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"it was one of the most exciting moments of my life."
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"I felt like I really made a contribution to this world."
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"Absolutely. Congratulations. Absolutely."
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"And the world is overpopulated."
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"Our society has too many starving children."
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"Well, I would say our society has too many starving artists."
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"It hasn't been lucrative, that's true."
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"But that doesn't mean that what I do isn't respectable."
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"Look at Van Gogh. He, while he was living,"
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"didn't sell one painting, and now his stuff goes for $40 million."
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"Sean, I got a quick question for you."
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"How long are you gonna have to be dead before you can pay that phone bill?"
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"Why do you guys really come here?"
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"Is it just to ruin my weekends"
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"and embarrass me in front of my friends at my home?"
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"Your home? This isn't your home."
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"It was our parents' home."
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"But I don't see you making any contributions."
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"You've got no wife, no kids."
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"You insult the only family you have."
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"You keep this up, you'll die alone, like a dog."
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"Like a bum. Like Van Gogh."
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"Hey, Doc. You all right?"
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"(snaps fingers)"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah. What?"
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"You don't look so good."
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"You look like you're gonna puke or something."
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"No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you, Truman."
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"I was just listening to what you were saying there."
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"That was interesting. That was a key sentence."
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"Would you mind repeating it just so I can get it down?"
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"You're an asshole."
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"Right."
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"And Dad's a bastard."
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"Yeah."
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"Right."
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"I can't be a father."
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"I can't."
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"Why would I want to have a child?"
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"So he can call me a bastard in 10 years' time?"
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"I mean, we'd have to move out."
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"We don't have space for a child."
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"Rebecca and me, we're wonderful together."
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"It's just insane to spoil it."
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"Just the two of us... that's how it should be."
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"This baby is not a good idea."
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"That's what I'll tell her."
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"- Bec? - Hi. I'll be right there."
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"- Just stay back, okay? Bye-bye. - Bye!"
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"I'll tell her now."
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"- Hi. - Bec."
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"- Listen, Bec... - Samuel..."
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"- No, wait. Wait. - I've been thinking."
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"This pregnancy was an accident. It took us completely by surprise."
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"Right."
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"We've been doing really great together,"
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"and a baby would change everything."
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"Yeah, I suppose it could."
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"Our apartment's not ready for a baby."
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"- No. - I mean, we'd have to redecorate."
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"- Yep. - I'd have to quit my job."
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"Nobody wants to take dance class from a big, fat pregnant lady."
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"I mean, we're not ready for a child."
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"There's not one good reason that we should keep this baby."
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"But I still want to."
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"Right."
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"Maybe it's crazy, but I feel it living inside me."
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"And I really want this baby."
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"Okay."
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"What about you?"
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"What ab... you mean what..."
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"- What do I think? - Yeah."
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"I'm just saying how I feel."
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"So what do you feel?"
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"Right. How do I feel on that one?"
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"Well..."
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"I feel..."
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"I..."
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"feel exactly the same as you."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"(laughs)"
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"(laughs nervously)"
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"- We won't let it change us. - No."
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"Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh."
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"Can you wait here for just a minute? I have to go to the bathroom again."
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"It's one of the many, many joys of pregnancy."
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"Okay. Oh, gosh. We're gonna have a baby."
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"Oh, gosh."
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