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Clips from Nine Months

"On the... no."
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"I mean..."
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"Christine has her faults,"
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"but I don't know who would do that."
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"- That's a knife in the back. - Yeah."
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"That's certain... no, of course not."
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"That's some voodoo woman who stays up at night"
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"and puts pins in her diaphragm."
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"Spooky, Sam. Jesus. That's a she-snake."
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"That's the most hateful, cruel, sneaky,"
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"horrible thing you can do."
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"Who would do that?"
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"No! No!"
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"(screaming)"
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"(gasping)"
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"They eat the father! They eat the father!"
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"- They eat him! - Honey... what, honey?"
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"Honey, what? Who eats fathers?"
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"- No one. - What?"
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"Sorry, honey. Sorry. Just a bad dream."
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"- Silly, silly dream. - Okay. You worry too much."
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"Just relax. Lie down."
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"Okay? Lie down."
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"It's okay, baby."
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"Whatever happens, we can work it out."
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"- I know. - I love you."
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"I've loved you since the first moment I saw you."
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"You're the only one I want to be the father of my children,"
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"whether it's now"
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"or later."
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"Okay?"
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"Oh."
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"(laughs)"
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"- I love it when you do that. - Do what?"
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"That thing you're doing with my knee."
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"- That is so good. - Samuel?"
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"Stop it. I love it. Go on."
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"Samuel?"
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"Wow. Yeah?"
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"I'm not doing anything with your knee."
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"What?"
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"(shrieks) What is it?"
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"- (screaming) - (screaming)"
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"I found her. Come here, kiddo. Where you been?"
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"- Come here, you. - Sweetie! Sweetie!"
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"(growls, barks)"
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"I'm sorry, folks. I'm sorry. Come on, get away from him."
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"Go, go, go. I'm sorry, folks."
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"She's going through a hiding phase. It's something kids do for attention."
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"Hey, honey, off the bed. Off the bed."
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"You're gonna get it dirty. And God only knows what's on there."
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"Hey, honey, it's the people from the beach."
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"- Oh, hi! - Hi."
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"This is great. Don't worry, we didn't bring a kite this time."
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"But how about another one of them kisses?"
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"- Oh. What's going on? - Yeah, we found her."
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"We've been looking for her for an hour."
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"Here, quit reading that book. Go call the neighbors."
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"Tell them to call off the search party. Please, please, go."
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"You, please call the sheriff before the choppers go up."
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"Folks, we're real sorry."
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"Looks like it's gonna be a full house this weekend."
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"Party time then! I'm sorry. Get back in there."
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"Listen. Sorry. And I'm gonna take off."
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"You guys are gonna be here all weekend, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Sounds great. Good to see you."
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"You didn't tell me they were coming for the weekend."
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"My sister and her husband, they didn't tell me, either."
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"They always show up uninvited."
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"- I hope they don't spoil your weekend. - Oh, no. We'll be fine."
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"- The kids seem adorable, really. - Oh, they're monsters."
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"They're monsters."
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"See, this is why I don't want kids."
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"Because of this nonsense."
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"- (kids shouting) - (dog barking)"
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"Sean: No, what I'm saying is that I just think"
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"it's such baloney and such a cliché"
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"that the artist has to be messed up"
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"and have a life of deprivation..."
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"being an alcoholic or being deprived in some way."
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"It's how you... it's how you use,"
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"obviously, with imagination and passion whatever it is..."
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"I love you."
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"Well, that's nice."
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"I think you're great."
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"Marry me, Captain Renaldo."
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"Well... (laughs)"
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"- Who's Captain Renaldo? - Marry me. Make me your wife."
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"We'll honeymoon in Paris."
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"Well, I'd... I'm not sure."
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"It's King Stanislaw's daughter, isn't it?"
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"- You're madly in love with her! - Who's King Stanislaw?"
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"Don't deny it! I saw the two of you kissing!"
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"- Brute! - (grunts)"
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"- You betrayed me. - She just hit me incredibly hard."
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"- Shannon, no hitting. - Gail: Shannon."
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"Okay, you run along. You go play with your sisters, okay?"
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"- We're gonna talk about it later. - You weasel!"
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"Gail: God, I am so sorry about that."
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"She's been reading these Harlequin romance novels"
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"- and she's just obsessed with it. - Marty: It's kinda cute, really."
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"Isn't it cute? Yeah, lovely."
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"Not many teeth left in the left-hand corner of my mouth, but cute."
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"(laughs) What a puss."
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"- (clinks glass) - All right, everybody."
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"I've got an announcement to make."
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"Gail and I..."
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"are gonna have a new baby."
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"- (clapping) - (Sean groans)"
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"Shit. Another one."
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"So I'd like to make a toast..."
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"to my wife,"
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"the most beautiful pregnant woman in the whole world."
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"Gail: Oh, that's so sweet."
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"Marty: You can be the toughest guy in the world,"
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"but when you see your child look into your eyes"
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"and you know that that child knows that you're their dad..."
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"- Suddenly, it smiles. - It's like... I just cannot explain it."
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"- It's like magic. - (chuckles)"
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"Is it magic when they do that little dribble of vomit down your shoulder?"
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