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Clips from Nine Months

"My dad's an asshole."
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"Okay."
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"Good. Interesting."
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"Is that something you can maybe"
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"elaborate on a little bit for me, Truman?"
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"Okay."
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"Great."
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"My dad's a giant asshole."
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"Yeah."
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"One... two... three."
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"Okay now, when you bring your arms up round, like this..."
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"Okay, Eleanor? Round. Round."
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"- Like this, Miss Rebecca? - Look. Look at that."
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"(girls giggle)"
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"I don't know about Truman. I mean, I'll get him to open up."
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"But, you know, he's got very severe problems."
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"And we know who we can thank for those problems, don't we?"
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"- Huh? - Hmm?"
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"- You know, his parents. - 32."
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"It's so incredible that the state requires you to take a written test to drive a car,"
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"but any complete moron can become a parent"
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"and just destroy a child's life."
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"It's like people just have babies on a whim."
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"- 34. - I mean..."
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"surely to be a parent,"
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"- you have to plan ahead a little bit. - 36."
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"Say to yourself, "Do I really want to become a parent?""
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"- 38. - "Am I ready for that responsibility?""
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"I'm pregnant."
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"What? Pregnant?"
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"(horn blowing)"
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"Oh, Jeez. Watch out!"
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"Watch out!"
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"(Rebecca shouts)"
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"Watch out!"
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"Rebecca: Well, I guess you don't want the baby."
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"Sir? Your car will be ready in a minute."
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"- You're lucky the engine's in the back. - Right."
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"Hi."
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"- Ready in a minute. - Good."
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"So..."
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"we are absolutely certain about this, right?"
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"- Well, my period's 10 days late. - Right."
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"And there's no way you could've had it and just not noticed?"
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"Sorry. Ridiculous. That's stupid. Stupid."
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"Could you be a little more positive about this? More supportive?"
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"I'm trying to be positive."
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"Killing us in a head-on collision is not what I call positive."
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"I suppose it must've been shock."
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"You know, just out of the blue, you say you're pregnant."
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"I think it was just a little bit unexpected."
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"- No kidding. - That'd be the reason for the crash."
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"I thought you were using birth control."
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"- I was. - Yeah. Right."
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"- Your car's ready now, sir. - Great."
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"Oh."
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"- You don't believe me. - No."
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"You think I got pregnant on the sly, behind your back."
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"No. No. No. No. No. No. No."
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"Do you think I planned this?"
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"Because I'm as flipped out about this as you are, Samuel."
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"Yeah, yeah. I suppose I just thought that birth control"
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"had a little teeny element of actual control about it."
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"I thought it was supposed to be foolproof."
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"Well, yeah, nothing is foolproof."
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"It's only 97% effective. It says so right there on the box."
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"Yeah. Right. 97% effective."
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"So therefore, 3% completely bloody ineffective."
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"They should put that on the box."
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"- Here you go. - Thanks."
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"We're off."
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"- Hey. Hey. - Samuel: Sean."
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"- Who's the blonde? - No idea."
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"- Oh, my God. - Hi."
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"- Jesus. - Hi."
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"Hey. How are you? This is Bobbie."
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"- This is Rebecca and Sam. - Hi."
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"I was getting worried about you guys. What happened to this car?"
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"Oh, long story."
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"Look at that."
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"- What happened to Christine? - Oh, long story."
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"Sean: This is where you two are gonna stay."
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"- Like it? - Samuel: Yeah. Lovely."
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"So, what do you think of her?"
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"- You mean the blonde? - Yeah."
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"She's attractive. She's very attractive."
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"Sam, she's 25 years old."
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"Her skin is like ribbon candy."
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"Breasts like sponge cake."
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"Her calves are like calzoni."
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"I mean, highly edible. Highly edible."
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"She's crazy about sex."
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"This is somebody who can get me over the rough spots."
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"I'm telling you."
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"What do you mean? What rough spots?"
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"Oh, Christine left me."
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"- Shit. - Yeah."
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"When?"
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"Oh, a week ago."
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"- What happened? - Well..."
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"she wanted a child."
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"- I'm sorry. - Are you okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah. What an idiot."
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"No, no, leave that."
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"- Got it. - Jesus. Here. Take this."
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"She was... so she wanted... she..."
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"Christine wanted a baby?"
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"She was hungry for seed."
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"So I closed the iron door."
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"Denied her my essence."
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"You know, I'm not ready to be biologically extraneous."
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"She would have devoured me from the head down,"
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"chewed up my manhood, swallowed my youth,"
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"and gobbled me up like some praying mantis. Not for me."
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"What do you mean, praying mantis?"
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"The female mantis, after she has sex with her mate, she eats him."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"But Christine wasn't pregnant or anything like that?"
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"No. What do you mean? Like, on the sly or something?"
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"On the sly, or just, you know, in the run of things?"
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