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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Lame Gretzky (S01E01)

"I don't want to let him down."
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"If I cared at all, that would make me sad."
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"Maybe you could teach me something,"
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"So then, when I look in the stands,"
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"Dad's not hiding his face in shame."
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"What I got can't be taught."
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"It's called natural talent."
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"See, I'm the type of player"
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"Who controls the flow of the game."
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"You, on the other hand, are a turd on ice."
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"I know! But there's got to be something I can do."
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"I guess you could always be a goon."
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"A goon? Like in the goonies?"
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"A goon! An enforcer."
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"They protect the awesome players like me"
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"Using violence and dirty play."
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"As long as they can kick butt,"
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"A goon doesn't need to shoot or score."
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"Teach me. I am yours to mold."
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"Please. Teach me how to be a goonie."
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"Goon! Can we just say goonie if it helps me get there?"
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"Adult adam: That meant yes, barry would help me."
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"All I had to do now was learn how to fight."
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"Realizing a good test score meant losing her daughter,"
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"My mom changed her tutoring tactics."
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"Hey, study buddy."
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"What's all this?"
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"I just wanted some coffee so I could stay up and study."
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"Well, you're in luck, because nothing keeps your energy up"
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"Like warm milk and a big pile of turkey."
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"Don't those things put you to sleep?"
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"No, no. The opposite is true."
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"I read that in a magazine I threw away."
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"Well, you got me this far. I trust you."
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"Oh, you're sweet."
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"Oh, listen, I was thinking,"
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"As a reward for all your hard work,"
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"You might want to let off some steam"
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"And go to see rick springfield on Friday night."
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"But that's the night before the test."
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"Whoa."
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"Okay. Your loss, egghead."
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"Well, I should probably get back to work."
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"Oh, about that, um, I made up"
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"Some new vocab cards for you to memorize."
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"This should get you the extra points"
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"You need to get into stanford."
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"Oh, thanks, mom."
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"(reading) "scubulence, noun..."
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""the process of removing scuba equipment from a boat?""
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"(chuckles) weird word."
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"Yeah, weird and real. Just like..."
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"(reading) "flimjam, verb..."
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""to run backwards in a zig-zag pattern.""
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"Got it."
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"Well, that makes me feel very..."
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"(reading) "torkulent, adjective..."
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""delighted and a little scared.""
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"Well, let me just flimjam out of here."
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"And, uh, good luck with your studying."
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""fidangle, verb... To finish dangling.""
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"What the hell?"
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"She wouldn't."
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"She would."
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"Adult adam: While my mom was trying to hurt erica's chances on the sat,"
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"Barry was teaching me how to hurt people on the ice."
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"Okay, ad-rock, listen up."
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"There are a few crucial things you need to learn"
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"In order to be an enforcer."
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"I'm ready for this. Teach me."
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"We'll start with the basics."
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"Lesson one... This is your stick."
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"People like me use it to score."
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"People like you use it as a weapon."
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"Cool. Like a sword."
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"I can use the moves I learned in my stage-combat class."
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"Ow!"
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"Lesson two... Every time you say something like that,"
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"You get a nerd punch in the meaty part of your arm."
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"Smart. The pain will motivate me."
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"Nerd punch!"
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"Ow!"
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"Lesson three... Your stick is to never touch the ice."
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"It's used for slashing, hooking, butt-ending, and spearing."
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"Any questions? Aren't all those penalties?"
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"Nerd punch! Aah!"
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"Lesson four... Fighting."
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"But I didn't learn lessons one through three yet."
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"Maybe you did, maybe you didn't."
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"I didn't. Or did you?"
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"I didn't! Nerd punch!"
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"Now, the trick to a hockey fight is the first person"
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"Who sheds their gloves strikes first."
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"Go! Again!"
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"Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry."
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"Again!"
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"Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!"
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"You're gonna lose to a kid with looser gloves."
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"Again! I think I got it now."
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"You got it when I say you got it."
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"Which is now."
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"Lesson five, and the most important lesson of them all..."
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"When you're in a fight,"
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"You grab the bottom of your opponent's jersey"
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"And yank it over his head, like so."
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"Adam: Stop it! I can't see!"
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"Good. You're learning."
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"Lesson six..."
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"Watch out for elbows."
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"Adam: Ah!"
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"There's my little genius."
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"You all geared up for the big test tomorrow?"
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"All thanks to your help."
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"You know, I thought a lot about what you said,"
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"And I decided that penn is a great choice for me."
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"Oh, it's happening."
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"We're going to penn! I know!"
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"I'm so excited that I decided to get a head start"
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"On my essay for their application."
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"Here it is."
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