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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Lame Gretzky (S01E01)

"I am just gonna keep on talking until it fixes itself."
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"Has it fixed itself? No."
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"I think it has. Here."
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"I've gone through tests from the past 10 years"
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"And compiled all the most difficult math problems."
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"Do them now."
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"What? These are way too hard."
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"I believe in you."
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"Adult adam: While my mom was turning the screws on erica,"
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"My dad had given up on me."
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"What are you doing? The flyers are on."
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"I got news for you, albert."
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"I'm done with hockey. That's right."
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"Adam spoiled the whole sport for me."
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"It happens."
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"Sometimes the puck deflects off you"
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"And ricochets into your own goal."
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"Murray: No! He aimed. He shot."
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"He scored. He danced!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Why don't you just let the boy quit?"
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"He hates hockey. For now."
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"But when I force him to play against his will,"
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"He'll eventually become great."
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"And then his bitterness towards me will turn into love."
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"That, my friend, is what it means to be a dad."
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"Yes, that's very touching."
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"But maybe you should do something"
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"That adam likes for a change."
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"But he likes space ships and dragons and video games."
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"Did you know that the mario brothers aren't even real?"
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"For three years,"
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"I thought they were the boys who lived across the street."
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"Just give it a shot."
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"I think you'll see that kid is into some pretty cool stuff."
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"(breathing heavily)"
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"Hey, dad, check it out."
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"Doesn't it look like I'm in zero gravity?"
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"Yeah. So, this is what you do, huh?"
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"Making a sci-fi movie."
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"Yeah, space stuff."
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"You ever do any westerns or gritty cop dramas?"
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"No, not my genres."
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"Although, technically, star wars was a western,"
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"And robocop was incredibly dark."
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"So just space stuff."
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"Well, you need a hand? Really?"
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"Yeah, sure. I'll, um, hold the camera or something."
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"Do you want to act in it?"
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"Do I?"
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"Awesome!"
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"Lie down on the bed, and whatever happens, don't move."
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"Lie down and don't move."
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"What do you know, I've been an actor my whole life."
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"Okay."
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"In a nutshell, you're caine, a space miner"
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"Who has an alien egg gestating in your belly."
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"I'm who with the what?"
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"Get ready to freak out."
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"Why would I freak out?"
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"(squirts) what are you doing?"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Stop! (adam growling)"
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"What is that? Get it out! Stop!"
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"Stop talking. You're dead."
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"You ruined my one good shirt! You're dead!"
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"Ah!"
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"Dad, I told you there was an alien egg in your stomach."
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"What do you think that means?"
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"You know what? Let's go back to hockey."
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"That, I understand."
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"Adult adam: While my dad's attempt at bonding was an utter failure,"
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"My mom was pushing erica to the next level."
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"How did I do already?"
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"Okay, just know that this is a practice test"
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"And we still have a lot of work to do."
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"Son of a bitch. That bad?"
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"1,280. What?"
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"You better come over here and hug your mama"
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"Before I punch you in the face."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"I thought you were just talking like a crazy person"
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"Like you do every other second of the day."
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"But you actually helped me boost my score by like 100 points!"
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"You're damn right I did."
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"And that's good enough to get you into penn."
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"Forget penn. That's good enough for stanford."
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"Wait, what? Yeah, I need a 1,300 to get in."
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"Only 20 more points to go!"
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"Stanford is in california."
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"I know. It's so far away."
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"You are not going to school 20,000 miles away from me..."
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"Us. The family."
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"You seriously won't let me go"
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"To one of the best colleges in the country?"
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"I... (gags)"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"I... (gags, chokes)"
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"Stop. I..."
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"(gags) stop doing that."
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"What are you doing? (chokes)"
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"I'm sorry. I can't help it."
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"It... Stanford's just so far away. I..."
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"I wouldn't be able to just pop in on the weekends, and..."
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"...And hang out with you and your girlfriends"
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"And try on clothes and then have you"
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"Take me to the local college pubs,"
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"Where you introduce me as your older sister, barbie, to the cute tas?"
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"That's your plan? One of them, yeah."
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"Well, thank god I learned how to kick ass on this test."
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"Thank god."
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"What have I done?"
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"(chokes)"
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"Well look who it is."
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"Try not to score on your own goal, lame gretzky."
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"Maybe, instead of being a total putz,"
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"You could actually help me?"
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"You want my help? Quit."
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"Quitting isn't an option."
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"You know how much it matters to dad."
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