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Clips from MacGruber - Havencroft (S01E01)

"* At the love stuff he's not a real chic man *"
MacGruber
"* 'Cause I'm the roaring lion *"
MacGruber
"* He's the poor weak lamb *"
MacGruber
"* Has he squeezed me? No *"
MacGruber
"- What the fuck?"
MacGruber
"* Has he told me tales of France *"
MacGruber
"* Has he ever kissed me unawares *"
MacGruber
"* And whispered "Honey, take a chance" *"
MacGruber
"* Well-- *"
MacGruber
"[music distorts, stops]"
MacGruber
"[music distorts, resumes]"
MacGruber
"* Never called for his mother *"
MacGruber
"* Then I guess he will tonight *"
MacGruber
"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Got some kind of fiber optic setup here."
MacGruber
"I'm gonna see where it leads."
MacGruber
"- Copy that, Piper. Follow your nose."
MacGruber
"Wait."
MacGruber
"Think I just saw something."
MacGruber
"I'm gonna go check it out. Set stunners to phase."
MacGruber
"- All right, be careful, Vicki."
MacGruber
"And, guys, just remember, we need to fly under the radar."
MacGruber
"Now, let me know if either of you guys"
MacGruber
"need any pointers on how to do that."
MacGruber
"- Master MacGruber."
MacGruber
"Your presence is requested in the dining room."
MacGruber
"This way."
MacGruber
"- After you, tough guy."
MacGruber
"- I'm afraid I'll be needing your communication device"
MacGruber
"and your gun."
MacGruber
"- Hmm. Well, how about this?"
MacGruber
"Why don't you roll the fucking dice"
MacGruber
"and try taking it from me? [yelps]"
MacGruber
"[choking] Ow."
MacGruber
"[coughing]"
MacGruber
"As I said, I will go first."
MacGruber
"- Freeze! Federal agent!"
MacGruber
"Well, sort of."
MacGruber
"Technically, I'm not one now, but I was one."
MacGruber
"So freeze!"
MacGruber
"I want you to turn around very slowly."
MacGruber
"- Hello, Vicki."
MacGruber
"- Bex? I thought you were dead."
MacGruber
"- No."
MacGruber
"Just very badly burned."
MacGruber
"- Ooh, oh."
MacGruber
"Um, I mean, I can hardly tell. [chuckles]"
MacGruber
"I mean, maybe I can see a little bit of burnt-ness"
MacGruber
"on the top part of your face."
MacGruber
"And maybe, now that I'm looking,"
MacGruber
"it's a little burned down here, but other than those two spots,"
MacGruber
"and maybe a couple others,"
MacGruber
"you can't really tell that you're horribly disfigured."
MacGruber
"- Fuck you. - Don't even think about it."
MacGruber
"You move one muscle,"
MacGruber
"and your head will suffer the same fate"
MacGruber
"as that vase over there."
MacGruber
"[gunshots]"
MacGruber
"Ha!"
MacGruber
"So what'll it be?"
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Ahh!"
MacGruber
"[screaming]"
MacGruber
"Did I get you? Be honest."
MacGruber
"Uh-oh."
MacGruber
"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Son."
MacGruber
"You made it."
MacGruber
"Have a seat."
MacGruber
"Please, eat."
MacGruber
"- No, I'm not hungry, but maybe that's because"
MacGruber
"I've been fed a steady diet of bullshit my entire life."
MacGruber
"- Aww. When have I ever lied to you?"
MacGruber
"[thunder crashes]"
MacGruber
"Forgive me."
MacGruber
"The inclement weather is wreaking havoc"
MacGruber
"on our local power grid."
MacGruber
"I hope you're not still afraid of the dark."
MacGruber
"- Ha! Afraid of the fucking dark."
MacGruber
"You wish."
MacGruber
"So, Mr. The Architect."
MacGruber
"You knew I was coming."
MacGruber
"- Of course."
MacGruber
"You were instrumental to my plan."
MacGruber
"So I planted a tracking device in your widdle teddy bear."
MacGruber
"- I don't have a teddy bear, idiot."
MacGruber
"- But don't you?"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[tracker beeping]"
MacGruber
"- How do you think Queeth followed you"
MacGruber
"to your little hiding place?"
MacGruber
"I see you haven't lost your taste for boogers."
MacGruber
"- You son of a bitch."
MacGruber
"- I've been watching you this whole time."
MacGruber
"Yeah, I've been watching you your whole life, MacGruber."
MacGruber
"Ever since you were a tiny, ugly, stupid little baby."
MacGruber
"[thunder crashes]"
MacGruber
"- Holy shit."
MacGruber
"Guys, I think I found the uplink"
MacGruber
"he's gonna use to trigger the poison."
MacGruber
"[grunts]"
MacGruber
"[groans]"
MacGruber
"- Hello, Dixon."
MacGruber
"- Baker Jaxx."
MacGruber
"- No, the Grim Reaper."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- So let's cut to the chase. What's your play here?"
MacGruber
"- To create a new world, of course."
MacGruber
"From the ashes of the old."
MacGruber
"The earth's resources certainly can't support everyone"
MacGruber
"on the planet, but they can support,"
MacGruber
"say, me and a bunch of Russian business guys."
MacGruber
"So there needs to be a little thinning of the herd."
MacGruber
"And in return, I get a bunch of money and shit."
MacGruber
"Can you believe it?"
MacGruber
"I'm gonna be some kind of fucking oligarch."
MacGruber
"- You sick bastard."
MacGruber
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