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Clips from Monster House (2006)

"Hi, I'm JD. DJ."
Monster House (2006)
"Yes, Dad, I meant to call you, but I forgot."
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"Okay."
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"Absolutely."
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"Affirmative."
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"- Okay, love you. Bye. - Yeah."
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"And this is our little observation post..."
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"...such as it were."
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"Yeah, posters are stupid."
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"I was gonna tear them down and put up some art."
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"Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt?"
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"Hey, DJ, you got any beer?"
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"Well, hello there."
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"This is Chowder."
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"Charles, to the ladies."
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"Jenny Bennett."
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"Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep."
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"- That's a tough school to get into. - Yeah, I got in, but decided not to go."
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"It's a girls' school."
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"Which is why I didn't."
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"You know, there's a... There's a great taco stand near there."
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"I hate Mexican food."
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"- Me too. - Me too."
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"Fascinating, isn't it?"
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"Just sits there waiting..."
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"...mocking us with its..."
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"...houseness."
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"- May I please use your phone? - Yeah, sure."
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"Here. Who you calling?"
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"- My mother. - Rude."
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"She's probably not gonna believe you."
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"It's too much for the adult mind to comprehend."
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"Is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross."
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"- It's- - DJ?"
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"You pee in bottles?"
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"What are you talking about? That one's your pee."
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"- It's yours. - It's his."
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"- May I speak with Allison? - Unsanitary."
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"- Her daughter. Thank you. - It's his pee."
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"Excuse me."
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"I was selling chocolates in Mayville, and, well, it's kind of confusing."
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"So you hate Mexican food, huh?"
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"Yeah. You too, huh?"
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"Yeah, in fact, you might say I started hating it first."
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"Outside in front of the house?"
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"- Fine. Let's get technical. - Okay."
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"I started hating it through the telescope."
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"Can't call dibs on a girl through a telescope."
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"You can't call dibs on a girl."
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"- Just did. - Me too."
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"She didn't believe me."
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"Authority can be so:"
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"Okay. Normally I don't spend time with guys like you."
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"But a house just tried to eat me, so you've got one hour."
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"Oh, a puppy."
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"Didn't see that coming."
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"Okay..."
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"...I think it's time to call the police."
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"Do you realize what's gonna happen tonight?"
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"Hundreds of kids walking right up to that house."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Guys, I think we're overreacting."
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"Think about it."
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"Only a total moron would walk up to old man Nebbercracker's house."
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"- Hey, my ball. - Chowder."
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"No."
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"It's gonna be a bloodbath."
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"Good news. The cops are here."
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"All right, kids, this better be good."
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"I was in the forest wrestling with a bear claw when we got the call."
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"I was eating a doughnut."
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"All three of you, step to the car now."
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"- My ears. - They're at the car."
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"He's a rookie. First week on the job."
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"Officer, we have reason to believe..."
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"...there's a dangerous creature inside that house."
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"- It may have killed a man. - And a dog."
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"Doggy down? We've got a situation."
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"- We've got a situation. - What are you doing?"
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"Calling for backup. Didn't you hear the kid?"
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"There's a dangerous creature inside that house."
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"We don't have backup. It's just Judy at the station."
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"And this is no situation."
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"It's just a couple Tater Tots hopped up on too many Pixy Stix."
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"I bet you the dead dog would beg to differ."
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"What was that?"
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"Nothing."
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"All right. Time's up, peewees."
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"- It's Halloween. We got things to do. - We do?"
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"No, wait, you can't. All right, this thing, it has a mouth..."
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"...and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them."
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"Yeah, like this:"
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"Okay, okay, okay. The thing is..."
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"...we're trying to make this sound more real than it normally would."
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"Problem is it sounds kind of not real."
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"- So we'll see you later. - No."
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"All right. I'll show you. But if things get out of hand..."
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"We'll aim for Bigfoot."
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"That's loaded."
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"He's hopping."
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"Smart house."
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"Hey."
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"You- Both of you. Come here."
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"Bring it to the car."
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"Come on."
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"I'm gonna forget you throwing that rock because that dance was pretty funny."
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"But next time any of you mess with this guy's house..."
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"...all three of you are going in the hole, you got it?"
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"Now, I'll give you 10 seconds to march."
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"But we need your help."
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"It's your job to help us."
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"- One. - Come on."
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"Two."
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"Three."
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"Four."
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"Five."
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"That's tender."
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"My house is right over there."
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"So much for relying on the government."
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"Yeah, I know. I hate the government."
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