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Clips from Monster House (2006)

"- Dude, we're screwed. - No, we're not."
Monster House (2006)
"We'll go to an expert."
Monster House (2006)
"You're looking at the three-time, tri-state..."
Monster House (2006)
"...over-14 "Thou Art Dead" champion."
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"His name is Reginald Skulinski. But they call him Skull."
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"- Who's "they"? - Me and DJ."
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"- Yeah. - He's the smartest guy on earth."
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"So let's go talk to him."
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"- Hey, Jenny, Jenny. - Hey, Jenny, Jenny, hold on. Hold up."
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"Skull is in the game zone right now."
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"You don't wanna mess with him when he's in the game zone."
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"Fine, so how long is he gonna be playing?"
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"Die. Die."
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"Who knows? He once played for four days straight..."
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"...on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk and an adult diaper."
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"The man's a legend."
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"Well, if he's not coming out of the game zone, then we are going in."
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"- What? Hey, what are you-? - What? Jenny, no."
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"It's like you're not gonna- You're not gonna do it. Like-"
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"You're gonna die. You're gonna die."
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"Watch out."
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"Did you see that? I just chopped off your head again."
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"Your head's rolling. You can't see it, your eyes are on your head."
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"- Sir? - What?"
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"I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen."
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"What?"
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"Old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed."
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"I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people."
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"Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it."
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"Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold."
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"Possessed house, you say?"
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"In my travels to the video store and comic-book conventions..."
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"...I've seen many strange and wondrous things."
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"And I've heard tell of man-made structures..."
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"...becoming possessed by a human soul..."
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"...so that the spirit becomes merged with wood and brick..."
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"...creating a rare form of monster..."
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"...known as Domus mactabilis."
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"The house is Mr. Nebbercracker."
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"We're its murderous enemies."
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"Have fun getting killed."
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"Run, coward."
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"Look at that blood."
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"So how do we kill it?"
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"You've gotta strike at the source of life: the heart."
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"But houses don't have hearts."
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"Yes!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah. You might be right about that."
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"Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of."
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"I won't be seeing you later."
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"Thou art dead."
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"So we need to strike at the heart."
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"Yeah, but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house?"
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"Ever since Nebbercracker died..."
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"...there's been smoke coming out of that chimney."
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"The furnace. The furnace is the heart."
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"If we wanna put out the fire, we're gonna have to go inside."
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"Without getting chewed to pieces."
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"- Dummy. - Hey, I was just doodling."
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"No, Chowder, this is it. First, we build a dummy."
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"We fill the dummy with a few gallons of cold medicine."
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"- Borrow it from your dad's pharmacy. - Say what?"
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"Feed the dummy to the house, house eats the medicine, goes to sleep."
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"- Look at this. - We get in, douse the fire and get out."
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"- Questions? - Yes, are you nuts?"
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"I don't wanna steal drugs from my father..."
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"...I don't wanna go inside a monster and I don't wanna die."
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"- I say it's worth a shot. - Yes, I agree, let's do it."
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"Hey, but I wanted that one."
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"- You've gotta be kidding me. - Yes."
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"- Chowder. Quiet. - Sorry."
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"Go."
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"Whoopsie-daisy."
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"All right, little vacuum-cleaner dummy, I'm gonna move you into position."
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"You don't be scared."
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"That's not how I trained you."
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"I love you, vacuum-cleaner dummy."
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"Chowder, come on."
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"Okay."
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"Yes."
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"Trick or treat."
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"Plug it in."
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"So close."
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"Littering, loitering, vandalism, vagrancy-"
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"- And treason. - No, not treason."
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"- You sure? Because in the book- - I'm sure."
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"All right, kids, out of the trash cans. Let's go."
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"Come on. You heard the big guy. You see the light. Walk towards it."
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"Come on, keep it moving."
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"All right, drop your weapons."
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"Pass them to me. Come on."
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"- I will shoot you. - Well, lookie we got here."
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"You stay here, I'm checking this out."
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"I am on it."
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"Y'all think something's funny? You testing me? Huh, tough girl?"
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"You disrespecting the badge?"
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"You don't want none of this. I'm telling you. Test me. Please."
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"Y'all wanna test me?"
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"I am the police."
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"I know you're a thug. Them brown eyes..."
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"I see it in your eyes."
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"That's it. That is it."
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"You got something to say, Porky, huh?"
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"- That's it, we're taking them in. - That's what I'm talking about."
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"- Where we taking them? - To jail. Let's go."
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"You hear that? You guys are going to jail."
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"But, officer, you've gotta believe us."
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"Yeah, 2-percent, you got the right to shut up."
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"- Okay, the house is a monster. - And to think I believed you."
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"Hey, listen, I'm with you guys. My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee."
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"I mean, kind of a cop. He has a gun."
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"Yeah. They're gonna love you downtown, Jughead."
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"We are supercops."
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"Yeah. That's why I live in a condo."
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"Supercop. Super-duper-duper-cop. Super-"
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"- You hear that? - That's my stomach. I'm starving."
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"No, no. That sounds like the dangerous creature."
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"- I'm gonna go check it out. - Oh, my gosh."
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"This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right, I'll be back."
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