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"Pizza, pizza, pizza."
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"Thanks. You want change?"
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"No, keep it."
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"So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas."
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"Well, yes. We're having a big human party."
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"Just a party. A big one."
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"With us celebrating our humanness."
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"- Dude, I love parties! Can I... - No."
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"Okay. Well, then, I'll see you."
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"Ouch!"
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"My arm fell off."
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"My fake arm, I mean."
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"Wow, I am so sorry about that."
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"- Do you need any help? - No, I don't like help."
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"It's just against my religion. I'm a Nohelpian."
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"Cool, I'm a Lutheran."
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"What about this?"
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"You know what? You keep it. It's dirty now."
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"Really? All right."
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"Dude, I got a arm!"
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"Yeah! Righteous!"
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"Well, I won't back down"
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"No, I won't back down"
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"You can stand me up at the gates of hell"
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"But I won't back down"
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"Gonna stand my ground"
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"Won't be turned around"
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"And I'll keep this world from dragging me down"
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"Gonna stand my ground"
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"Good evening, ladies."
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"Sorry to call on you so late in the evening,"
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"but we did have a previous engagement."
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"Now, we're gonna take six of you."
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"Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company."
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"Boys, take your pick."
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"You won't be taking any hens tonight."
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"And you're gonna stop us?"
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"Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen?"
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"How are you gonna do that?"
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"No, he is."
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"Ben. How are you, Ben?"
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"We would've said hello, had we seen you."
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"Put the hen down, Dag."
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"Sure, Ben. Whatever you say."
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"We're just doing a little courting, that's all."
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"You know how much we like the hens."
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"You know me, ladykiller."
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"You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben."
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"There's six of us,"
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"and only one old, fat you."
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"Oh, baby! Party time!"
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"Otis!"
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"Otis!"
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"Otis! Otis!"
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"It's Ben."
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"Oh, no. No, no."
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"Yeah. You hang on there, buddy."
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"All right now, Otis. Just lift."
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"Ten and two. Ten and two."
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"Not like that. Now lift, and two."
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"You dog!"
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"Come here, fisherman."
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"What do we do now? Who's gonna protect us from the coyotes?"
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"Anybody got a pistol?"
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"Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?"
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"Let's get this meeting started."
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"- Duke, who's gonna run the meeting? - That's what the meeting's about."
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"The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting?"
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"Is that a good idea?"
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"We should take a meeting about it."
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"Someone has to do this. We don't have Ben."
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"Therefore, I would like to nominate myself."
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"Dogs are... Listen to me."
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"Dogs are watchful, they're loyal, and very protective."
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"And they lick themselves."
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"I don't want a leader who licks himself."
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"- Me, neither. - That's nasty."
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"I can't even reach mine."
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"I don't do that."
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"Anymore."
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"One time, I was bored, lonely, and a little snackish."
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"Yeah, I saw you drink out of a toilet once."
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"- Hey, you drink potty water. - You drink potty water!"
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"My bowl was empty, my friend. Come on, we're getting off track here."
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"Duke, with all respect, I think there are certain traits"
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"that would make you unqualified to be leader."
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"Yeah, such as?"
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"Your point?"
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"Hey, come on, I do that for fun,"
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"not 'cause I have to. Go on!"
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"So, big deal. I fetch balls. One little flaw."
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"This doesn't mean anything."
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"All right, all right, let's take a vote. Come on, let's take a vote here."
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"All those in favor of me being the new leader."
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"Those opposed?"
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"- Can you see my hand? - Listen now, listen up."
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"You all know that Ben always intended for Otis to take his place."
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"All right, Otis is in charge."
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"I second that motion. Sweet!"
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"Here we go."
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"Try and catch me."
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"Stay in line."
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"Maddie, we don't want to lose you."
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"Oh, I think that would be just fine."
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"Oaty-oaty! Hey, Oaty!"
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"Hey, Maddie, now really isn't a good..."
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"What are you doing? Would you stop? Come on."
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"Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys..."
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"- Oh, goodness gracious. - What is it? What is it?"
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"Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?"
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"You got hit with a soccer ball."
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"I thought I'd be the first to congratulate you, Otis."
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"- You're in charge now. - I'm what?"
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"Miles, I am not in charge, okay?"
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"I don't do "In charge"."
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"- This is not my responsibility. - I hear you."
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"But you were elected fair and square."
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"Congratulations, boss."
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"Hey!"
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"Have you all lost your mind?"
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