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Clips from Barnyard

Video Games 2006 ★ 6.7/10 (224 ratings) 1,004 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

All right, now.
"All right, now."
Barnyard
I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.
"I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
Barnyard
Clear!
"Clear!"
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Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?
"Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?"
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Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day. Well, time to go to work.
"Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day. Well, time to go to work."
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Morning, Ben.
"Morning, Ben."
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Thanks, Miles.
"Thanks, Miles."
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Let me know if you see Otis.
"Let me know if you see Otis."
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I'm staying out of that one.
"I'm staying out of that one."
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- Okay, meeting's in five minutes. - Okay, boss.
"- Okay, meeting's in five minutes. - Okay, boss."
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And I want everyone present.
"And I want everyone present."
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Duke, have you seen Otis?
"Duke, have you seen Otis?"
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Nope, I haven't seen him.
"Nope, I haven't seen him."
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Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.
"Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah."
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The Jersey cows.
"The Jersey cows."
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- Hey, Benny boy. - Hi.
"- Hey, Benny boy. - Hi."
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Hey, you seen Otis around?
"Hey, you seen Otis around?"
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Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.
"Yes, I know exactly where Otis is."
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You boys just steer clear of Otis, all right?
"You boys just steer clear of Otis, all right?"
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Anything you say there, Ben.
"Anything you say there, Ben."
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We'll take a rain check on the meeting, though.
"We'll take a rain check on the meeting, though."
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- Yeah, rain check. - Yeah, that. Check.
"- Yeah, rain check. - Yeah, that. Check."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Hey, I stepped in something. What's on my hoof?
"Hey, I stepped in something. What's on my hoof?"
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Etta?
"Etta?"
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- Otis? - Oh, Ben, don't worry.
"- Otis? - Oh, Ben, don't worry."
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I'm sure he's heading for the meeting right now.
"I'm sure he's heading for the meeting right now."
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Okay, let go. Let go. I got it.
"Okay, let go. Let go. I got it."
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- He said, "Let go." - All right. He's okay.
"- He said, "Let go." - All right. He's okay."
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All right, boys, here's the dealio.
"All right, boys, here's the dealio."
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It's a little creation of mine I like to call "hill surfing."
"It's a little creation of mine I like to call "hill surfing.""
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- Watch your hoof. - I'll spot you. I'll spot you.
"- Watch your hoof. - I'll spot you. I'll spot you."
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Are you sure this is safe, Otis?
"Are you sure this is safe, Otis?"
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Peck! Come on, safe?
"Peck! Come on, safe?"
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It's completely safe! Since when isn't surfing safe?
"It's completely safe! Since when isn't surfing safe?"
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He's got a point.
"He's got a point."
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Okay, salt lick.
"Okay, salt lick."
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- It's go time! - I'll try it. I'm down.
"- It's go time! - I'll try it. I'm down."
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- Shotgun! - Piggyback!
"- Shotgun! - Piggyback!"
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Never! You are all gonna die.
"Never! You are all gonna die."
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- Freddy? - Nothing.
"- Freddy? - Nothing."
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Wait a second. Photo op.
"Wait a second. Photo op."
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Okay, get together!
"Okay, get together!"
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- Hey, Pig? - What?
"- Hey, Pig? - What?"
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- Where'd you get that apple? - This apple?
"- Where'd you get that apple? - This apple?"
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Oh, well, it originally was attached to this.
"Oh, well, it originally was attached to this."
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Otis?
"Otis?"
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What? What? What happened?
"What? What? What happened?"
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You know, it's times like this when I really like to say...
"You know, it's times like this when I really like to say..."
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Oh, caca!
"Oh, caca!"
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You didn't do that!
"You didn't do that!"
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Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!
"Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!"
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Please, no one scream, "Tree!"
"Please, no one scream, "Tree!""
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Tree!
"Tree!"
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Let's surf!
"Let's surf!"
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Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!
"Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!"
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Otis? Are we supposed to not yell, "Rock"?
"Otis? Are we supposed to not yell, "Rock"?"
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We got a gusher!
"We got a gusher!"
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Chicken farm!
"Chicken farm!"
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Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock",
"Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock","
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but you get to yell, "Chicken farm."
"but you get to yell, "Chicken farm.""
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Morning, everyone.
"Morning, everyone."
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Okay, before we get started, we have a birthday.
"Okay, before we get started, we have a birthday."
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Everett the dog turned 13 today.
"Everett the dog turned 13 today."
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Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?
"Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?"
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Also, remember it's...
"Also, remember it's..."
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Whassup?
"Whassup?"
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Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably looking for an explanation regarding
"Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably looking for an explanation regarding"
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the exploded chicken on me, and the sticky black... The oil stuff.
"the exploded chicken on me, and the sticky black... The oil stuff."
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You are gonna love this! I'll tell you... You the most, because
"You are gonna love this! I'll tell you... You the most, because"
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you, my friend, are a laugher. And every...
"you, my friend, are a laugher. And every..."
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- Didn't we all know that? Right? - Just take a seat.
"- Didn't we all know that? Right? - Just take a seat."
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I'll... I'll take a seat.
"I'll... I'll take a seat."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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Oh, sorry about that.
"Oh, sorry about that."
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Little tight.
"Little tight."
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As I was saying,
"As I was saying,"
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remember tonight at the hoedown, it's free cider night.
"remember tonight at the hoedown, it's free cider night."
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Hey. Hey, Pig, I think there's a dead bee in your nostril.
"Hey. Hey, Pig, I think there's a dead bee in your nostril."
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That's not dead.
"That's not dead."
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Okay, the first matter at hand: gray market goods.
"Okay, the first matter at hand: gray market goods."
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As if I needed to say it again.
"As if I needed to say it again."
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The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground
"The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground"
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is strictly prohibited.
"is strictly prohibited."
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Hello, Moto!
"Hello, Moto!"
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Hey, Otis. Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
"Hey, Otis. Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are..."
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Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
"Yeah, this really isn't the best time."
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Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
"Yeah, this really isn't the best time."
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Hang on a second. Frankie, come here. Frankie, come here.
"Hang on a second. Frankie, come here. Frankie, come here."
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No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here.
"No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here."
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I told you never to do that again, as long as I live!
"I told you never to do that again, as long as I live!"
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Now, put it over there! Now!
"Now, put it over there! Now!"
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Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.
"Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand."
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Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?
"Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?"
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Yeah. Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air.
"Yeah. Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air."
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Wrong number.
"Wrong number."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Second item.
"Second item."
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Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.
"Lest I remind you, this is coyote season."
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That's right.
"That's right."
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These are ruthless and desperate creatures.
"These are ruthless and desperate creatures."
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Rule number one: stay in groups.
"Rule number one: stay in groups."
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Rule number two: stay inside the perimeter of the fence at all times.
"Rule number two: stay inside the perimeter of the fence at all times."
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And number three: be careful out there.
"And number three: be careful out there."
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Okay, let's hit it.
"Okay, let's hit it."
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And leaving quickly. Walking out. Walking out. Step, step, step wider...
"And leaving quickly. Walking out. Walking out. Step, step, step wider..."
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Otis, why don't you stick around for a minute?
"Otis, why don't you stick around for a minute?"
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He's scary. Bye.
"He's scary. Bye."
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Okay, Miles. What do you think?
"Okay, Miles. What do you think?"
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I think you're lucky.
"I think you're lucky."
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Most cows only have four hooves,
"Most cows only have four hooves,"
Barnyard
but you're gonna have an extra one right up your...
"but you're gonna have an extra one right up your..."
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Okay, that's nice. Dad!
"Okay, that's nice. Dad!"
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- Sit. - And I'm sitting.
"- Sit. - And I'm sitting."
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Okay. First off,
"Okay. First off,"
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I don't even want to know who was on the other end of that phone.
"I don't even want to know who was on the other end of that phone."
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- It was the gophers, wasn't it? - Well, I...
"- It was the gophers, wasn't it? - Well, I..."
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No, I don't want to know. Was it the gophers?
"No, I don't want to know. Was it the gophers?"
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- Here's... - No, don't. I don't want to know.
"- Here's... - No, don't. I don't want to know."
Barnyard
Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?
"Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?"
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