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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Russian Roulette (S01E01)

You're being childish. Wait, wait, wait!

"You're being childish. Wait, wait, wait!"

I Dream of Jeannie

That's General Barkley.

"That's General Barkley."

I Dream of Jeannie

At least get back in the bottle until he's gone, please.

"At least get back in the bottle until he's gone, please."

I Dream of Jeannie

Very well. l would not want you in trouble.

"Very well. l would not want you in trouble."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thanks. Now, if it's not General Barkley, l'm--

"Thanks. Now, if it's not General Barkley, l'm--"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm gonna leave you in there until you cool off.

"l'm gonna leave you in there until you cool off."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll let you out in two or three days.

"l'll let you out in two or three days."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you cut that out, huh?

"Would you cut that out, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, hi, Roge. -Ready?

"-Oh, hi, Roge. -Ready?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yeah. Yup. -You better grab a raincoat.

"-Yeah. Yup. -You better grab a raincoat."

I Dream of Jeannie

Cocoa Beach is having California weather.

"Cocoa Beach is having California weather."

I Dream of Jeannie

-All right. -Oh, boy, l tell you.

"-All right. -Oh, boy, l tell you."

I Dream of Jeannie

You sure you don't have Jeannie's phone number someplace?

"You sure you don't have Jeannie's phone number someplace?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Positive.

"Positive."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know, on my way here, l stopped by the library...

"You know, on my way here, l stopped by the library..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...hoping she'd be there. l gotta find her. l'm going right out of my mind.

"...hoping she'd be there. l gotta find her. l'm going right out of my mind."

I Dream of Jeannie

Roge, you have a little black book with names from Abigail to Zelda.

"Roge, you have a little black book with names from Abigail to Zelda."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Forget about Jeannie. -l can't forget her.

"-Forget about Jeannie. -l can't forget her."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll find her if l have to spend the rest of my life in front of the library.

"l'll find her if l have to spend the rest of my life in front of the library."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Roge. -Look, you got the girl.

"-Roge. -Look, you got the girl."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You're in a hurry. -Yeah.

"-You're in a hurry. -Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt was wonderful night, Tony.

"lt was wonderful night, Tony."

I Dream of Jeannie

l wish it could go on forever.

"l wish it could go on forever."

I Dream of Jeannie

We shake this cube, Posnovsky, and then we really kick it...

"We shake this cube, Posnovsky, and then we really kick it..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...around, nyet? -Well, Sonya, l--

"-...around, nyet? -Well, Sonya, l--"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, sly dog. -What?

"-Oh, sly dog. -What?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Give me hour, and then we scooby-dooby at my pad, eh?

"Give me hour, and then we scooby-dooby at my pad, eh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Why did she do that? -Maybe she knew what l was thinking.

"-Why did she do that? -Maybe she knew what l was thinking."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah.

"Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why don't you come in. We'll have drink.

"Why don't you come in. We'll have drink."

I Dream of Jeannie

Nyet, Sonya. Thank you, gentlemen, for interesting evening.

"Nyet, Sonya. Thank you, gentlemen, for interesting evening."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good night.

"Good night."

I Dream of Jeannie

As a matter of fact, l have to be running along too.

"As a matter of fact, l have to be running along too."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What's the rush? -l have to look in on this friend of mine.

"-What's the rush? -l have to look in on this friend of mine."

I Dream of Jeannie

When l left this friend earlier this evening, he was rather upset.

"When l left this friend earlier this evening, he was rather upset."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l'll see you tomorrow. Good night. -Good night, Captain Nelson.

"-l'll see you tomorrow. Good night. -Good night, Captain Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain, you have American cigarette?

"Captain, you have American cigarette?"

I Dream of Jeannie

American cigarette?

"American cigarette?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, it's beautiful bottle.

"Oh, it's beautiful bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's in my raincoat, but that's not my bottle.

"lt's in my raincoat, but that's not my bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's very unusual.

"lt's very unusual."

I Dream of Jeannie

You really like it?

"You really like it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yours. -Oh, thank you.

"-Yours. -Oh, thank you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Wait till l show this to my friends in Russia.

"Wait till l show this to my friends in Russia."

I Dream of Jeannie

You Americans are very generous.

"You Americans are very generous."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l better be going. l have to drop in at the library.

"Well, l better be going. l have to drop in at the library."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm looking for a friend, and--

"l'm looking for a friend, and--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Marvelous. l'm very sleepy myself.

"Marvelous. l'm very sleepy myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's been such a long day.

"lt's been such a long day."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Look what l brought you.

"Look what l brought you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie?

"Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Where is your bottle?

"Where is your bottle?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie. Now, come on. Stop kidding around.

"Jeannie. Now, come on. Stop kidding around."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know you're angry, but--

"l know you're angry, but--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Look, darling, l-- l know you're angry at me.

"Look, darling, l-- l know you're angry at me."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you'll just come out, l'll explain everything.

"lf you'll just come out, l'll explain everything."

I Dream of Jeannie

Darling, come out, wherever you are-- Roger.

"Darling, come out, wherever you are-- Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Who are you talking to? -Nobody.

"-Who are you talking to? -Nobody."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You call nobody ''darling''? -l was talking to myself, you know.

"-You call nobody ''darling''? -l was talking to myself, you know."

I Dream of Jeannie

You call yourself ''darling?'' l know you love you, but--

"You call yourself ''darling?'' l know you love you, but--"

I Dream of Jeannie

-What are you doing here? -l figured out where you might have...

"-What are you doing here? -l figured out where you might have..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Jeannie's number. -Forget it!

"-Jeannie's number. -Forget it!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Remember, you wrote phone numbers on the wall?

"Remember, you wrote phone numbers on the wall?"

I Dream of Jeannie

That's new wallpaper there. We can rip it all off.

"That's new wallpaper there. We can rip it all off."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can't rip any wallpaper down. l lost a bottle.

"l can't rip any wallpaper down. l lost a bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

-A bottle? -A bottle!

"-A bottle? -A bottle!"

I Dream of Jeannie

That's funny. l found one tonight.

"That's funny. l found one tonight."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You what? -Yeah, it was about this high.

"-You what? -Yeah, it was about this high."

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-Right out of Antiquesville. -Yeah, yeah. That's it.

"-Right out of Antiquesville. -Yeah, yeah. That's it."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Found it in my raincoat pocket. -Oh, Roge. You're a lifesaver.

"-Found it in my raincoat pocket. -Oh, Roge. You're a lifesaver."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hand it over. -Too late.

"-Hand it over. -Too late."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Sonya liked it, so l gave it to her. -You what?

"-Sonya liked it, so l gave it to her. -You what?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Anything wrong with that? -Anything wrong?

"-Anything wrong with that? -Anything wrong?"

I Dream of Jeannie

That bottle's in the hands of the Russians!

"That bottle's in the hands of the Russians!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Whoever has that bottle can rule the world.

"Whoever has that bottle can rule the world."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l'm sorry.

"Oh, l'm sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

l was sure you would come.

"l was sure you would come."

I Dream of Jeannie

l got home, Sonya, and l said...

"l got home, Sonya, and l said..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...why fight it?

"...why fight it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l do not wish to fight.

"l do not wish to fight."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Do you like to dance? -Crazy.

"-Do you like to dance? -Crazy."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tonight is the memory l take back to Russia.

"Tonight is the memory l take back to Russia."

I Dream of Jeannie

l won't forget tonight myself.

"l won't forget tonight myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

You A-okay dancer.

"You A-okay dancer."

I Dream of Jeannie

l improvise as l go along.

"l improvise as l go along."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's probably Posnovsky.

"lt's probably Posnovsky."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, good evening. -Good evening, Major Tiomkin.

"-Oh, good evening. -Good evening, Major Tiomkin."

I Dream of Jeannie

l have tomorrow's itinerary here for you.

"l have tomorrow's itinerary here for you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Nelson, you still here?

"Captain Nelson, you still here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yes, yes. l was just leaving, sir.

"Oh, yes, yes. l was just leaving, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

But Captain Nelson, you've just come back.

"But Captain Nelson, you've just come back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Just come back? Where were you?

"Just come back? Where were you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l had to look in on a sick friend.

"l had to look in on a sick friend."

I Dream of Jeannie

ln fact, l better go see how this friend of mine is doing now.

"ln fact, l better go see how this friend of mine is doing now."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, please. We still have so much to talk about.

"Oh, please. We still have so much to talk about."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well-- No, l'd really better be running.

"Well-- No, l'd really better be running."

I Dream of Jeannie

This friend of mine could kick up quite a fuss.

"This friend of mine could kick up quite a fuss."

I Dream of Jeannie

But the evening is just beginning.

"But the evening is just beginning."

I Dream of Jeannie

-My bottle. You're taking my bottle. -Well....

"-My bottle. You're taking my bottle. -Well...."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You took her bottle? -No, sir. No, sir.

"-You took her bottle? -No, sir. No, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Healey gave it to her. lt's really my bottle.

"Captain Healey gave it to her. lt's really my bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, if it's yours, l consider it even more precious gift.

"Well, if it's yours, l consider it even more precious gift."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, well, it's not exactly a gift. -Give her back the bottle.

"-Oh, well, it's not exactly a gift. -Give her back the bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l can't, sir-- -We'll buy you another one.

"-l can't, sir-- -We'll buy you another one."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sonya, l'd love to give it, but it's an heirloom.

"Sonya, l'd love to give it, but it's an heirloom."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's been in the family for generations.

"lt's been in the family for generations."

I Dream of Jeannie

You do not come back to see Sonya. You come back for bottle.

"You do not come back to see Sonya. You come back for bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, if that's how Americans treat their guests, keep it.

"Well, if that's how Americans treat their guests, keep it."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

"Oh, thank you. Thank you so much."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Give her back the bottle! -Oh, sir--

"-Give her back the bottle! -Oh, sir--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Our government would consider it an honour if you'd keep the bottle.

"Our government would consider it an honour if you'd keep the bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt wouldn't. Believe me, it wouldn't. l'm not--

"lt wouldn't. Believe me, it wouldn't. l'm not--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Nelson, l'd like a word with you.

"Captain Nelson, l'd like a word with you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes, but-- -Good night, major.

"-Yes, but-- -Good night, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sonya. Major. Hey!

"Sonya. Major. Hey!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Capitalist.

"Capitalist."

I Dream of Jeannie

They warned me about American vodka.

"They warned me about American vodka."

I Dream of Jeannie

You are my new mistress, master-- Or my new master, mistress.

"You are my new mistress, master-- Or my new master, mistress."

I Dream of Jeannie

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