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Clips from Everybody Wants Some!!

"I love Nez."
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"MAC: He's fine. He's just fucking weird."
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"(CLINKS)"
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"Hey, I'm just gonna tell you something right now."
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"- Yup. - I hate pitchers, okay?"
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"So you and me will be teammates,"
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"but we're not gonna be friends or anything like that."
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"It might give you some kind of edge"
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"if I gotta face you down the line in pro ball,"
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"if you ever make it there."
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"I'm just not gonna do that."
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"- All right. - Those your bags?"
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"- Wanna pick your shit up? - Oh, yeah. Sorry."
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"- Excuse me. Bye. - Yup. Bye."
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"FINN: You know, nobody really realizes how much water weighs."
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"You're talking about 62 pounds per cubic foot."
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"WILLOUGHBY: Yeah. FINN: You know, I tried to warn them."
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"WILLOUGHBY: But let's be honest,"
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"(COUGHS) that would be fucking amazing"
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"if that fell through the ceiling right now."
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"FINN: Dude, this is a good example"
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"of someone being so invested in what they want."
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"In this case, getting laid on an oversized, overpriced water balloon,"
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"that they fail to see"
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"the giant waterbed-shaped iceberg right in their path."
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"WILLOUGHBY: Mmm-hmm. Or he just finds you"
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"super-annoying and ignores you."
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"At his own peril,"
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"as evidenced by this ill-fated and ill-advised adventure"
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"in mid-collapse before you..."
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"I assume, being a new (IN DEEP VOICE) teammate."
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"Thank you, Willoughby. I'm Finn."
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"Uh, Jake."
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"- Hi. Charlie Willoughby. Hi. - Jake. Good to meet you."
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"- Nice to meet you. - (SIGHS)"
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"Did you meet the brain trust that perpetrated such a folly,"
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"McReynolds and Roper?"
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"Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think so."
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"One of them told me he hated pitchers."
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"Even his own teammates."
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"Undoubtedly Glen McReynolds, resident All-American."
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"On the field, you know. Up here, benchwarmer."
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"Hey. Chapter 9 will blow your mind."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"PLUM: Guys."
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"Is it true that our house is about to fall down?"
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"FINN: Yeah, any second."
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"What's up, man? Jake Bradford."
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"What's up, dude? Tyrone Plummer."
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"Man, you can't even fuck good on a waterbed."
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"It's like having sex with a girl"
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"on top of another really fat girl,"
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"know what I mean?"
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"- Just moving around. - Yeah."
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"Get out of my shot."
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"Sorry, man."
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"- Ah! Shit! - Shit. Sorry."
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"What the hell's wrong with you? You scared the shit out of me."
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"- Hey, you Billy Autrey? - Beuter?"
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"Shit, if I was that pussy-whipped little bitch,"
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"I'd be on the phone moping to my girlfriend. Why?"
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"I'm just supposed to be rooming with him."
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""I'm just..." Oh, damn. Yeah."
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"Uh, well, shit, if you ever wanna find Beuter, just follow the phone cord."
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"- This? - Yeah, come on."
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"You're like a lost lamb."
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"Thanks. (GRUNTS)"
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"(CHUCKLES) What did I tell you?"
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"Hey, Beuter, this your new roommate."
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"Damn, put some pants on, man."
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"- JAKE: What's up, man? - Hold on one second, babe."
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"Jake Bradford."
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"Jacob? Hey, how you doing? I'm Billy Autrey."
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"- Good to meet you, man. - Good to meet you."
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"- Dale Douglas. - Jake Bradford."
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"Hey, man, what position do you play?"
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"Pitcher."
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"Well, what are you?"
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"Second base."
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"JAKE: Hey, I'll see you later, man."
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"Okay, Jacob. Yeah, we'll see you, man."
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"Hey, ladies! Happy hour is upon us at the Fox."
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"Two hours of drinking before the team meeting."
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"- Let's go. - That's what I'm talking about."
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"You guys go ahead, man. I've got some unpacking to do."
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"Bullshit! You're on the team now, baby!"
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"(IN GERMAN ACCENT) Onward, upward and inward! Ja?"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"- (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) - (ALL SINGING ALONG)"
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"Say hello, Finn."
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"FINN: Mmm-hmm, ooh, look at what we have here."
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"ROPER: Well, look at this lovely bunch of ladies."
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"Let's say hi."
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"I think we should."
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"- (HONKING) - Tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tits!"
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"- Fuck off, faggots! - Yeah!"
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"- That was beautiful. - Oh!"
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"I love this time of year."
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"(JAKE LAUGHS)"
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)"
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"Party later tonight at the baseball houses."
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"Where?"
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"15th and Avenue H."
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"You know, just look for two beautiful houses"
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"filled with Greek gods who care."
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"Okay, when?"
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"When you get there."
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"And when you do get there, ask for me, Kenny Roper."
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"We look forward to seeing all of you there."
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"ROPER: All of you."
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)"
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"ROPER: There we go."
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"PLUM: She looks like my fifth grade teacher."
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"ROPER: She's built right."
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"Hey, ladies, uh..."
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"I don't know if you guys are doing anything tonight,"
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"but we'd like to invite you to a baseball party with..."
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"Sorry."
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"Uh..."
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"Okay."
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