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Clips from Everybody Wants Some!!

"FINN: Ouch! ROPER: Not my fault she's a bitch."
Everybody Wants Some!!
"FINN: Jeez, ball hit the mitt before you ever even swung."
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"ROPER: And what was I supposed to do, huh?"
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"FINN: You gotta notice the clues, Rope."
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"There was a typewriter in the back."
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"- ROPER: Oh, yeah. - They're intelligent girls."
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"You have to rise and meet them on their level."
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"ROPER: Huh? Is that right?"
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"FINN: Act like you've read a book before. Jeez."
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"ROPER: Okay, Finn, you're up."
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"FINN: Well, I can't do any worse. ROPER: Here we go."
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"FINN: Take notes, boys."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me, ladies."
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"You know, I couldn't help but notice you ladies being hassled"
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"by that asshole in the car back there."
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"It's a shame."
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"You know, some guys are just so aggressive."
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"Myself, I'm a firm supporter of the ERA..."
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"Although I doubt it's gonna have an immediate impact"
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"on the societal norm of the male gender,"
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"initiating virtually all contact with respect to females."
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"You know, which might seem predatory on the surface,"
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"but I assure you..."
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"Trust me."
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"You should be investing this energy elsewhere."
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"Well, now you just plain hurt our feelings."
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"- (MOCKINGLY) Aww. - (LAUGHS)"
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"Do you also hate guys that are athletic, intelligent,"
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"sometimes endearingly clumsy, or is that just her?"
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"Hey, Finn, did you mention hung?"
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"I didn't mention hung, Dale, not yet."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Y'all wanna know the truth?"
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"Always. It'll set you free."
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"I like the quiet guy in the back seat,"
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"in the middle."
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"ROPER: Well, there's nothing here."
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"BOTH: Lesbians."
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"Yeah! Did you guys hear that?"
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"- I didn't hear anything. - ROPER: Delusional."
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"- Freshman's hearing things. - No, dude."
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"Quiet, non-asshole guy in the back, that's me."
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"Wait, no, guys."
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"Yeah, no, I think I heard her say something like,"
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""The guy in the back, whether he knows it or not,"
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"- "is a cock jockey." - JAKE: Oh."
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"- Yeah, but I heard "cock gobbler." - FINN: Cock gobbler."
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"I heard, "The guy in the back seat,"
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""his cock looks like an outie bellybutton.""
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"Oh, yeah. Are we mistaken?"
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"That's what we heard."
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"Yeah, I can see how that could get threatening."
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"All right, new guy coming in, getting all the ladies."
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"Hey there, freshman,"
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"I've fucked more girls than you've cranked off to."
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"- Hey, do me a favor. Stop for a second. - ROPER: Why?"
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"I wanna see what room she's in."
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"ROPER: Just give it up, son."
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"This just went from "cute" to "restraining order.""
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"Just do it. I'll buy the first pitcher."
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"(BRAKE SCREECHES)"
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"Okay. Now you're talking our language a little."
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"ROPER: All right, what are we looking at? Let's see."
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"JAKE: Okay. Stop, stop."
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"Okay, that's her."
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"GIRL: Hey."
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"All right, 307. Help me remember that?"
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"- Sure, man, 309. - No, 307."
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"- FINN: 304. - Can we go now, Mr. Stalker?"
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"Weirdo, man."
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"PLUM: 30-12?"
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"DALE: Damn. Hey."
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"- Huh? Yeah? - That was pathetic, man."
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"She was using you, a peasant, to fuck with us, the kings."
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"Look, if you'd opened your mouth, too,"
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"you'd have been shut down. You don't see that?"
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"No, I don't, actually."
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"Only been at college an hour"
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"and I'm already pulling in the groupies, man!"
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"That was a joke."
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"Got your joke right here."
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"Did he just call his dick a joke?"
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"That's what he implied."
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"- To the Fox? - To the Fox."
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"PLUM: Didn't it seem like most of the girls we saw today were,"
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"you know, moving into the dorms on campus?"
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"That's what we're talking about!"
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"Oh, thank God. Finally."
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"FINN: Mmm-hmm."
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"DALE: Thanks, man."
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"So don't you think we would get more ass living on campus?"
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"You know, where all the girls are."
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"No, no."
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"Have a clue, freshman. The dorms suck."
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"ROPER: You guys have no idea."
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"They gave us two houses. Man, we've got it made."
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"No dorm resident snitches keeping track."
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"You know, den-mother types up your ass."
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"No centralized authority. It's fucking brilliant."
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"Let's just hope they don't realize what they've done."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Mmm-hmm."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"We knew we'd find you drunks here!"
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"What miserable updraft wafts you three hither?"
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"- Oh, bite me, Finn. - FINN: I will not..."
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"Dismount."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"NEZ: This is our third bar of the afternoon, boys!"
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"You one of the new freshmen?"
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"- Yeah, Jake. - Coma."
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"Hey, Alex Brumley."
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"Hey, man. Nice to meet you."
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"Nesbit. A pleasure."
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"COMA: Go get some glasses, Brumley."
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"BRUM: Yeah, sure thing, dude."
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"Whoa, is..."
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"- Wait, Jay Niles isn't with you guys? - (ALL GROAN)"
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"Who's Jay Niles?"
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"You haven't heard of Jay Niles?"
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