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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Purple Giraffe (S01E01)

"I'll see you, Ted."
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"Or, you know, now."
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"We could all get a beer now."
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"I'd like that."
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"My friends are gonna love you, like you, you know as a friend."
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"Jackass."
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"Unbelievable."
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"That's just a recipe for disaster. They work together."
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"- You jealous? - Oh, please."
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"- What does Carlos have that I don't? - A date tonight?"
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"Stop the tape. Rewind, play it again."
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"A date tonight?"
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"I'm not sure I like her."
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"Hey, don't you have a paper to write?"
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"- Dude, you're talking to the kid. - I know it."
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"I'm gonna knock back this beer, I'm gonna knock back one more beer,"
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"I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25-page paper,"
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"I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get a "A.""
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"My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus."
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"He got a B-minus,"
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"But, still, 25 pages in one night, B-minus? The kid was good,"
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"At least, let me buy you a beer. Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer."
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"I'll help carry."
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"- You know something, Ted? - What?"
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"You are a catch. You're gonna make some girl very happy."
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"And I am going to help you find her."
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"Well, good luck."
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"I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town."
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"I mean, there's millions of people in this city."
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"How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?"
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"I mean, where do you even begin?"
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