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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Purple Giraffe (S01E01)

"But, yeah, it's tonight. The party's tonight."
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"But, you know, whatever."
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"- Hello? - Hey, am I interrupting anything?"
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"No, no, I'm just writing my paper, hitting the books."
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"Yeah, well, you and Lily might want to put some clothes on."
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"We're throwing a party in two hours. Okay, bye."
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"So, Gatsby, what are you gonna do when Robin shows up?"
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"Okay, I got it all planned out."
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"She steps through the door, And where is Ted?"
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"Not eagerly waiting by the door,"
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"No, I'm across the room at my drafting table"
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"showing some foxy young thing all my cool architecture stuff,"
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"So, Robin strolls over, and I casually give her one of these,"
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""Hey, what's up?""
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"She says, "Hey, nice place, etcetera, etcetera,""
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"And then I say,"
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""Well, make yourself at home,""
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"And I casually return to my conversation,"
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"Then, an hour later,"
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""Oh, you're still here?""
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"I say, like I don't really care but it's a nice surprise,"
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"And then, very casually,"
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""Wanna see the roof?""
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"- The roof. - The roof."
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"I get her up to the roof and the roof takes care of the rest."
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"What's so special about the roof?"
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"Oh, the moon, the stars, the shimmering skyline."
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"You can't not fall in love on that roof."
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"We do it up there sometimes."
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"- Solid plan, my little friends. - We're the same height."
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"But may I suggest one little modification?"
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"BARNEY; That foxy young thing you were chatting up?"
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"Take her up to the roof and have sex with her,"
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"- Crazy, monkey-style... - That's not the plan."
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"It should be the plan, I mean, look at her, Ted, look at her,"
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"- She's smoking, - Thank you."
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"- Yeah, - But she's not Robin."
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"Exactly."
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"Ted, let's rap."
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"Statistic."
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"At every New York party there's always a girl"
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"who has no idea whose party she's at."
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"She knows no one you know and you will never see her again."
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"Do you see where I'm going, huh, with this?"
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"Barney, I don't think so."
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"- Scoping, bip, scoping, bip. - Man, you're a dork."
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"Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired!"
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"And now it's time we play a little game I like to call,"
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"- "Have you met Ted?" - Oh, come on, not this."
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"- Hi, have you met Ted? - No."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- You know Marshall, Lily? - No."
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"- Do you know anyone at this party? - I work with Carlos."
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"Excuse me. Anyone know a Carlos?"
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"- No. - No."
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"On a silver platter. Bon appÈtit,"
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"I don't think so."
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"Your loss, her gain. Excuse me, can I show you the roof?"
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"- It's magical up there. - Sure."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Hey, I got that roof reserved."
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"- Dude, Robin's not coming. - Hey, she's gonna show up."
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"She'll show up."
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"She didn't show up,"
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"At least, it was a great party."
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"I ate like four whole cans of dip."
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"You always know what to say, old friend."
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"- It's Robin. - Answer it."
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"No, no, no, not right away. I gotta seem casual."
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"- Hello? - I'm so sorry I missed your party."
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"- Who is this? Meredith? - Robin."
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"Oh, Robin."
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"Hey, yeah,"
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"- I guess you never showed up, did you? - No, I got stuck at work."
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"But they finally got that kid out of the crane machine."
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"- Did he get to keep the purple giraffe? - Yeah, they let him keep all the toys."
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"He was in there a long time and little kids have small bladders."
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"I wish your party was tonight."
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"It is. The party's tonight."
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"Yeah, it's a two-day party, 'cause that's just how we roll."
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"So if you wanna swing by, you know, it's casual."
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"See you."
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"- So that was Robin. - What are you doing to me, man?"
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"- I got a paper to write. - I know, I'm sorry. It's terrible."
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"- I'll buy more dip. - Ted, Ted, wait!"
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"Get French Onion!"
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"Can you believe this guy? I got a paper to write."
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"Okay, fine. But it's gotta be, like, super quick."
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"- And no cuddling after. - I'm the luckiest girl alive."
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"Oh, you were so right about the roof."
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"That girl from last night, I took her back to my place,"
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"then this morning took her outside, spun her around a couple times"
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"and sent her walking."
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"She will never find her way back and there she is."
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"- How did she get here? Did you invite her? - I have no idea who that is."
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"She said she works with Carlos. Who's Carlos?"
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"I don't know any Carlos."
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"- Hi, you. You're back. - I sure am."
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"- Come on, sweetie, I need a drink. - Sweetie. Really?"
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"Help."
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"Whoa, whoa, rabbits."
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"Come on, I got that roof reserved."
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"All right."
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"So, it's over between me and Works with Carlos Girl."
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"- Oh, that was fast. - Yeah."
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"I was trying to think, what's the quickest way"
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"to get rid of a girl you just met?"
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"- I think I'm in love with you. - What?"
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"- Thanks, bro. - Glad I could help."
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"What the... No, no, no, no, come on."
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"Sorry, Ted."
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"Great. What am I gonna do when Robin shows up?"
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"She'll show up."
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"She didn't show up,"
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"All right, we threw two parties, everybody had fun,"
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"everybody Wang-ed, everybody Chung-ed."
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"Now the kid has got to get to work. And the kid is not to be disturbed."
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"Repeat after me, "I will not have sex with Marshall.""
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"- I will not have sex with Marshall. - I will not have sex with Marshall."
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"It's Robin."
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"- Hello? - Hi, Ted."
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