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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Mr. Lonely Farts (S11E11)

"Hey, check this out!"
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"That's... great. I think."
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"Do you have a super fun hernia?"
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"It's a belly roll. Like belly dancers do."
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"So put that down as another career option for me."
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"Mom, you're not looking."
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"Sorry, honey. I'm trying to find my phone."
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"Did you look in the bathroom?"
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"You usually bring it in there."
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"It's not there. I already looked."
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"I had to poop without it. I read the back of the shampoo bottle,"
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"- like in the old days. -"
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"Oh. Not to brag, but I just got a text on my phone."
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"That I didn't lose."
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"Teddy's coming over."
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"He's gonna help me take down the vent hood,"
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"and then we're gonna go pick up the new one."
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"Ah, I love your life."
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"I'll be back soon so we can open for lunch."
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"Okay. We should be back from the shoe store by then, too."
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"And someone will have her new sneakers."
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"- It's me! - Aw, look at her poor toe poking out."
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"She's going through shoe‐berty."
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"Say hi."
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"- Hi! - Dad?"
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"Oh. Hi?"
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"How are you?"
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"I, um... I'm fine."
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"You know what, Mom, I'm gonna have to pass on the shoe store."
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"We only shop in the sales racks,"
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"and they're the saddest place in the whole world."
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"All those mismatched shoes"
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"staring up at you from the floor."
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"One time, I found a bloody Band‐Aid in one of the shoes."
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"Mom bought that pair."
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"The Band‐Aid wasn't that bloody."
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"Dad, can I please go with you and Teddy?"
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"Sure. You want to go pick up a new hood for a grill?"
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"Oh, you're seriously doing that?"
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"Ugh, still better than the sale racks."
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"Huh. Should I go with Mom or with Dad?"
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"It's a real Kramer vs. Kramer."
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"Which I think was a Seinfeld episode."
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"Well, pick someone, 'cause you're not staying here alone."
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"And not because I don't want you to find Mommy's special crackers"
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"that I don't really have. Forget I said anything."
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"Alone? Gene can't be anywhere by himself."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"You still make Mom hide with you when we play hide‐and‐seek."
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"And you hate brushing your teeth by yourself."
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"That's why we do it together."
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"We're the Supreme Court Brush‐tices!"
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"And you get dressed in our room every morning,"
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"even if we're still asleep."
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"I change in your room because sometimes Ken uses my room"
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"for his sunrise yoga class that he substitute‐teaches."
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"I like Yoga Ken. So flexible."
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"- Ken's not real. - If Ken's not real,"
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"then how did we FaceTime for two hours last night?"
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"Okay. Uh, I'm going down to meet Teddy."
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"- Wait for me. - I'll stay here and do more of this."
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"Where are you, you stupid, stupid, stupid phone?!"
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"Maybe try talking a little nicer to it?"
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"Just a thought."
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"Okay. We're getting there."
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"- Keep holding it. - Got it."
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"Thanks again for helping out with this, Teddy."
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"No prob, Bobby. There's nowhere I'd rather be."
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"Not even my cousin's wedding today."
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"Wait, what? Teddy, you didn't have to do this."
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"It's fine. It's just my mother's brother's son."
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"So cocky 'cause he found true love."
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"Anyway, today's about you."
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"New hood, new life."
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"Pretty exciting."
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"Well, new to us."
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"It's from a guy on a message board"
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"who's selling a refurbished one."
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"It's way less expensive than a new hood."
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"Oh. So you're buying another old hood."
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"Well, it's not old‐‐ it's refurbished."
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"That's a fancy word for "old.""
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"So, you found this guy on a message board, huh?"
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"Y‐Yeah. Why are you saying it like that?"
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"It's just... don't people who post ads on the Internet"
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"turn out to be, you know, psycho murderers?"
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"Eh. Some people just want to sell you a pull‐up bar,"
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"then be your friend and move in with you for a while."
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"I'm pretty sure this guy's legit."
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"He sells a lot of refurbished appliances."
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"- Old appliances. - Besides,"
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"wouldn't it be the buyer who's the psycho,"
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"not the seller who gives you their address"
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"and trusts you to come to their home?"
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"Yeah, but what if their home turns out to be a dungeon?"
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"Oh, yeah. What if their home turns out to be a dungeon?"
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"Okay, guys, if their home is a dungeon, we won't buy the hood."
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"'Cause we'll be getting murdered in the dungeon."
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"Eh. I'm gonna miss you guys so much."
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"But, Teddy, you'd be with us."
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"We'd be together."
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"No, I'd get away."
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"Then I'd miss you so much."
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"Well, if you get away,"
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"you can call the police."
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"- Then you can save us. - Eh."
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"The guy'd probably kill you before the police get there."
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"But I could try."
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"- Thanks, Teddy. - Hey! Teddy!"
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"You haven't seen my cool new trick yet, you lucky man."
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"Oh, that's fun, Gene."
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"It's like you swallowed a water bed."
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"Why are flecks of moisture hitting me?"
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"Gene, we're... kind of busy at the moment."
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"Oh, boo."
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"- Okay. R‐Ready, Bob? - Yeah."
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"- Oh, God. - You said you were ready!"
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"I know, I did, I'm just... not strong."
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"No, you are not. No offense."
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"None taken."
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