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Clips from Home Movies - Impressions (S02E02)

AND WE'RE HERE, YOU KNOW?

"AND WE'RE HERE, YOU KNOW?"

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WHAT-WHAT, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE? WE CAN.

"WHAT-WHAT, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE? WE CAN."

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I DON'T KNOW.

"I DON'T KNOW."

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YOU WANNA GO TO THE ADULT POOL?

"YOU WANNA GO TO THE ADULT POOL?"

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YOU WANNA GO THERE? WE CAN.

"YOU WANNA GO THERE? WE CAN."

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NO. I'M SICK OF SWIMMING.

"NO. I'M SICK OF SWIMMING."

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SICK ALREADY?

"SICK ALREADY?"

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR HAIR WET.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR HAIR WET."

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CANNONBALL!

"CANNONBALL!"

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CANNONBALL!

"CANNONBALL!"

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WHAT DO YOU DO, HUH? CANNONBALL.

"WHAT DO YOU DO, HUH? CANNONBALL."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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WELL, ARE YOU HUNGRY?

"WELL, ARE YOU HUNGRY?"

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BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE COULD A...

"BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE COULD A..."

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I GUESS I COULD EAT.

"I GUESS I COULD EAT."

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BECAUSE I COULD CHARGE IT TO MY ACCOUNT

"BECAUSE I COULD CHARGE IT TO MY ACCOUNT"

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AND UH, IT'S... I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER CHARGED ANYTHING

"AND UH, IT'S... I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER CHARGED ANYTHING"

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TO AN ACCOUNT BEFORE, BUT IT'S A TRUE LUXURY.

"TO AN ACCOUNT BEFORE, BUT IT'S A TRUE LUXURY."

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WELL, IS THERE A MENU?

"WELL, IS THERE A MENU?"

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DO YOU LIKE GRILLED CHEESE?

"DO YOU LIKE GRILLED CHEESE?"

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SURE, BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE.

"SURE, BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE."

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HEY, LET'S NOT COMPLICATE THINGS WITH THE WAITER,

"HEY, LET'S NOT COMPLICATE THINGS WITH THE WAITER,"

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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S SLOW AS IT IS

"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S SLOW AS IT IS"

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AND THEN, YOU KNOW, HE'D HAVE TO MAKE

"AND THEN, YOU KNOW, HE'D HAVE TO MAKE"

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AN ADDITIONAL TRIP FOR THE MENU

"AN ADDITIONAL TRIP FOR THE MENU"

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AND WE COULD BE HERE ALL DAY.

"AND WE COULD BE HERE ALL DAY."

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WAITER?

"WAITER?"

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[BELL RINGING]

"[BELL RINGING]"

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[FURIOUS TYPING]

"[FURIOUS TYPING]"

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HANDS PARALYZED.

"HANDS PARALYZED."

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OH, NO!

"OH, NO!"

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UGH!

"UGH!"

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OH, WHY THE HELL DID I TELL HER

"OH, WHY THE HELL DID I TELL HER"

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I WAS A BODY-BUILDER?

"I WAS A BODY-BUILDER?"

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SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER I WAS FAT.

"SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER I WAS FAT."

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HI, TWO GRILLED CHEESES, PLEASE,

"HI, TWO GRILLED CHEESES, PLEASE,"

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FOR MYSELF AND FOR HER,

"FOR MYSELF AND FOR HER,"

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AND TWO SODAS, AND THAT'S IT

"AND TWO SODAS, AND THAT'S IT"

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AND THAT'LL BE ALL. ANYTHING ELSE?

"AND THAT'LL BE ALL. ANYTHING ELSE?"

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NO.

"NO."

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NOPE. THERE IT IS AND THERE YOU GO.

"NOPE. THERE IT IS AND THERE YOU GO."

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OK. YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER?

"OK. YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER?"

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UM, YES, OF COURSE.

"UM, YES, OF COURSE."

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ONE SECOND.

"ONE SECOND."

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5234.

"5234."

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5234.

"5234."

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YEAH, WHY?

"YEAH, WHY?"

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WHY WHAT?

"WHY WHAT?"

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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5234.

"5234."

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YEAH, WHY?

"YEAH, WHY?"

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WHY WHAT?

"WHY WHAT?"

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5234.

"5234."

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YES?

"YES?"

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WHY? WHY WHAT? WHY NOT?

"WHY? WHY WHAT? WHY NOT?"

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WELL, THEN, TWO GRILLED CHEESES.

"WELL, THEN, TWO GRILLED CHEESES."

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THANK YOU.

"THANK YOU."

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BRENDON, WHY ARE YOU SHAKING?

"BRENDON, WHY ARE YOU SHAKING?"

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NO REASON.

"NO REASON."

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SO, HOW DID WE DO?

"SO, HOW DID WE DO?"

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MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU, SIR.

"MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU, SIR."

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WAIT A MINUTE.

"WAIT A MINUTE."

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OH, BOY.

"OH, BOY."

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5234, RIGHT?

"5234, RIGHT?"

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YES, IT THERE-- WHY, WHY?

"YES, IT THERE-- WHY, WHY?"

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ARE YOU JASON?

"ARE YOU JASON?"

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YES, YES I AM.

"YES, YES I AM."

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YOU'RE JASON.

"YOU'RE JASON."

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YES, I AM. YES, I AM.

"YES, I AM. YES, I AM."

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BRENDON, WHAT'S GOING ON?

"BRENDON, WHAT'S GOING ON?"

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IS EVERYTHING OK?

"IS EVERYTHING OK?"

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YEAH, I'M SORRY.

"YEAH, I'M SORRY."

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THIS'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE.

"THIS'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE."

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BRENDON? YES?

"BRENDON? YES?"

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON?

"WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON?"

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WHAT? UH, NOTHING.

"WHAT? UH, NOTHING."

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NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY,

"NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY,"

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BUT A SECOND AGO YOU SAID YOU WERE--

"BUT A SECOND AGO YOU SAID YOU WERE--"

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EXCUSE ME, SIR!

"EXCUSE ME, SIR!"

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MY FATHER IS?

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MY FATHER IS?"

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NO.

"NO."

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NO? WELL HOW ABOUT MY MOTHER?

"NO? WELL HOW ABOUT MY MOTHER?"

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Man: WAITER?

"Man: WAITER?"

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CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.

"CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY."

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UM, WHAT HAPPENED, BRENDON?

"UM, WHAT HAPPENED, BRENDON?"

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NOTHING. JUST SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T,

"NOTHING. JUST SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T,"

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YOU KNOW, GET GOOD SERVICE.

"YOU KNOW, GET GOOD SERVICE."

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YOU GOTTA COMPLAIN, YOU KNOW. SQUEAKY WHEEL.

"YOU GOTTA COMPLAIN, YOU KNOW. SQUEAKY WHEEL."

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OH, OH.

"OH, OH."

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OH, WHOOPS.

"OH, WHOOPS."

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YOU SHOULD SEND THAT BACK.

"YOU SHOULD SEND THAT BACK."

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NAH, IT'S PROBABLY FINE.

"NAH, IT'S PROBABLY FINE."

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I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THE WAITER AGAIN.

"I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THE WAITER AGAIN."

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EW. IT LOOKS LIKE IT FELL IN A PUDDLE.

"EW. IT LOOKS LIKE IT FELL IN A PUDDLE."

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OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S, YOU KNOW--

"OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S, YOU KNOW--"

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POOH!

"POOH!"

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John: OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GORGEOUS.

"John: OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GORGEOUS."

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GREAT. WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN A FAT HAG, LIKE ME?

"GREAT. WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN A FAT HAG, LIKE ME?"

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HEY, LOOK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

"HEY, LOOK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

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THIS PLACE SUCKS, ANYWAY.

"THIS PLACE SUCKS, ANYWAY."

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LET'S GO TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING?

"LET'S GO TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING?"

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YEAH, NO, I WOULD,

"YEAH, NO, I WOULD,"

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BUT I TOLD DWAYNE AND THOSE GUYS

"BUT I TOLD DWAYNE AND THOSE GUYS"

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THAT I'D MEET THEM LATER, SO...

"THAT I'D MEET THEM LATER, SO..."

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OK. WELL, THAT'S FINE.

"OK. WELL, THAT'S FINE."

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I MEAN, LET'S JUST GO THEN

"I MEAN, LET'S JUST GO THEN"

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AND WE'LL MEET THEM--

"AND WE'LL MEET THEM--"

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OH, NO, BRENDON. I TOLD THEM TO MEET ME HERE.

"OH, NO, BRENDON. I TOLD THEM TO MEET ME HERE."

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OH.

"OH."

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I HOPE THAT WASN'T A PROBLEM.

"I HOPE THAT WASN'T A PROBLEM."

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

"[TIRES SCREECHING]"

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WHOO! YEAH!

"WHOO! YEAH!"

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EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE PEOPLE FRIENDS OF YOURS?

"EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE PEOPLE FRIENDS OF YOURS?"

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YES.

"YES."

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CAN YOU COME WITH ME, PLEASE?

"CAN YOU COME WITH ME, PLEASE?"

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I'D RATHER NOT.

"I'D RATHER NOT."

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[YELLING]

"[YELLING]"

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COME WITH ME.

"COME WITH ME."

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YOU GOT IT.

"YOU GOT IT."

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YOU TURNED IN YOUR

"YOU TURNED IN YOUR"

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