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Clips from Home Movies - Impressions (S02E02)

AND I THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED

"AND I THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED"

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TAKING TESTS, YOU KNOW?

"TAKING TESTS, YOU KNOW?"

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BEYOND A CERTAIN AGE,

"BEYOND A CERTAIN AGE,"

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I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE TESTS ANYMORE,

"I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE TESTS ANYMORE,"

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BUT WRONG.

"BUT WRONG."

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AND I CAN TYPE, BRENDON, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

"AND I CAN TYPE, BRENDON, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE."

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SEE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME NOW?

"SEE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME NOW?"

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IN FACT, I'M A FANTASTIC TYPIST. LISTEN TO THIS.

"IN FACT, I'M A FANTASTIC TYPIST. LISTEN TO THIS."

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YOU HEAR THAT, BRENDON?

"YOU HEAR THAT, BRENDON?"

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THAT'S ME TYPING VERY VERY QUICKLY.

"THAT'S ME TYPING VERY VERY QUICKLY."

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JUST NOT WHEN THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

"JUST NOT WHEN THE CLOCK IS TICKING."

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?"

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SEE, MOM, YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME

"SEE, MOM, YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME"

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ON MY THING, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?

"ON MY THING, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?"

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THE COUNTRY CLUB.

"THE COUNTRY CLUB."

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YES. I WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR OPINION ON THAT

"YES. I WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR OPINION ON THAT"

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IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME.

"IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME."

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I THINK IT'S ADORABLE.

"I THINK IT'S ADORABLE."

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YOU'RE 8, YOU KNOW?

"YOU'RE 8, YOU KNOW?"

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LOOK, DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, BRENDON.

"LOOK, DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, BRENDON."

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GO TO THE COUNTRY CLUB.

"GO TO THE COUNTRY CLUB."

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DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY FROM YOU?

"DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY FROM YOU?"

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YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT

"YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT"

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AND YOU'RE TYPING AT THE TABLE--

"AND YOU'RE TYPING AT THE TABLE--"

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ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

"ONE MOMENT, PLEASE."

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YOU KNOW, FORGET THIS. I'VE MADE-UP MY MIND.

"YOU KNOW, FORGET THIS. I'VE MADE-UP MY MIND."

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I JUST MADE-UP MY MIND. I'M GONNA DO IT.

"I JUST MADE-UP MY MIND. I'M GONNA DO IT."

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BRENDON-- CASE CLOSED.

"BRENDON-- CASE CLOSED."

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NO, YOU KNOW WHAT,

"NO, YOU KNOW WHAT,"

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LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE

"LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE"

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'CAUSE I WANNA TELL YOU THE SECRET HERE.

"'CAUSE I WANNA TELL YOU THE SECRET HERE."

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OK.

"OK."

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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

"THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT."

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THE TRICK IS, I THINK, UM,

"THE TRICK IS, I THINK, UM,"

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KEEP YOUR WRISTS STRAIGHT AT ALL TIMES.

"KEEP YOUR WRISTS STRAIGHT AT ALL TIMES."

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THAT'S HOW YOU WILL AVOID CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

"THAT'S HOW YOU WILL AVOID CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME."

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THIS IS THE KNOWLEDGE I PASS UNTO THEE.

"THIS IS THE KNOWLEDGE I PASS UNTO THEE."

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GO FORTH AND CONQUER.

"GO FORTH AND CONQUER."

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WAIT A SECOND, MOM, HELLO?

"WAIT A SECOND, MOM, HELLO?"

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IS CYNTHIA THERE?

"IS CYNTHIA THERE?"

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BRENDON, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

"BRENDON, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG"

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WITH LYING TO WOMEN.

"WITH LYING TO WOMEN."

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RIGHT? OR THE GOVERNMENT.

"RIGHT? OR THE GOVERNMENT."

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OR YOUR PARENTS. OR GOD.

"OR YOUR PARENTS. OR GOD."

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RIGHT. ALL RIGHT?

"RIGHT. ALL RIGHT?"

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YEAH, BUT WHAT IF THEY FIGURE OUT

"YEAH, BUT WHAT IF THEY FIGURE OUT"

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THAT YOU'RE A LIAR, YOU KNOW?

"THAT YOU'RE A LIAR, YOU KNOW?"

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WHAT WOMEN? SURE.

"WHAT WOMEN? SURE."

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THEN WHO NEEDS 'EM? LIE TO MEN.

"THEN WHO NEEDS 'EM? LIE TO MEN."

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WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

"WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"

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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, BRENDON, WHY DO WE DO THIS?

"ALL RIGHT, LOOK, BRENDON, WHY DO WE DO THIS?"

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WHY DO WE DO-- I DON'T KNOW.

"WHY DO WE DO-- I DON'T KNOW."

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

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WHY DO WE PLAY THIS CRAZY GAME

"WHY DO WE PLAY THIS CRAZY GAME"

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THAT WE PLAY?

"THAT WE PLAY?"

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SEE, I DON'T KNOW.

"SEE, I DON'T KNOW."

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WHY DO WE OPEN OURSELVES UP

"WHY DO WE OPEN OURSELVES UP"

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TO MAKE OURSELVES VULNERABLE TO WOMEN?

"TO MAKE OURSELVES VULNERABLE TO WOMEN?"

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I DON'T KNOW.

"I DON'T KNOW."

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LOOK, THE POINT IS, BRENDON, THIS GIRL, SYLVIA--

"LOOK, THE POINT IS, BRENDON, THIS GIRL, SYLVIA--"

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CYNTHIA.

"CYNTHIA."

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AS LONG AS SHE BELIEVES

"AS LONG AS SHE BELIEVES"

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THAT YOU BELONG AT THIS COUNTRY CLUB,

"THAT YOU BELONG AT THIS COUNTRY CLUB,"

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THEN THERE ISN'T A PROBLEM.

"THEN THERE ISN'T A PROBLEM."

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YEAH, SEE, BUT WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT?

"YEAH, SEE, BUT WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT?"

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WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW, BRENDON, WHO CARES?

"WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW, BRENDON, WHO CARES?"

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YOU'RE 8. WHY PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS?

"YOU'RE 8. WHY PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS?"

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YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE LIFE TO BE MISERABLE.

"YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE LIFE TO BE MISERABLE."

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WELL, YEAH.

"WELL, YEAH."

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[PHONE RINGING] HOLD ON. HELLO?

"[PHONE RINGING] HOLD ON. HELLO?"

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Woman: JOHN McGUIRK?

"Woman: JOHN McGUIRK?"

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YOU GOT HIM.

"YOU GOT HIM."

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IT'S LORRAINE CHRISTENSON. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

"IT'S LORRAINE CHRISTENSON. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE."

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MY GOD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

"MY GOD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?"

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WOW, LORRAINE, HOW ARE YOU?

"WOW, LORRAINE, HOW ARE YOU?"

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UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP, JOHN,

"UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP, JOHN,"

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BUT LISTEN, I'M DYING TO GET TOGETHER WITH YOU.

"BUT LISTEN, I'M DYING TO GET TOGETHER WITH YOU."

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GREAT.

"GREAT."

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AND I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT

"AND I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT"

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YOUR INTERNET START-UP THAT'S GOING PUBLIC.

"YOUR INTERNET START-UP THAT'S GOING PUBLIC."

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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

"OH, RIGHT, RIGHT."

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UH, I WANT SOME STOCK TIPS.

"UH, I WANT SOME STOCK TIPS."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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[GIGGLING] KIDDING, LOOK, UM,

"[GIGGLING] KIDDING, LOOK, UM,"

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CONGRATULATIONS ON LOSING ALL THAT WEIGHT,

"CONGRATULATIONS ON LOSING ALL THAT WEIGHT,"

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BY THE THE WAY.

"BY THE THE WAY."

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AND BEFORE I FORGET, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

"AND BEFORE I FORGET, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME"

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WHEN YOUR NEXT COMPETITION IS.

"WHEN YOUR NEXT COMPETITION IS."

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OH, I WILL. DEFINITELY.

"OH, I WILL. DEFINITELY."

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WHICH COMPETITION, BY THE WAY.

"WHICH COMPETITION, BY THE WAY."

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THE BODYBUILDING COMPETITION.

"THE BODYBUILDING COMPETITION."

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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH.

"OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH."

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LOOK, LOOK, I GOTTA RUN,

"LOOK, LOOK, I GOTTA RUN,"

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BUT FRIDAY AT 7:00 SOUNDS GREAT.

"BUT FRIDAY AT 7:00 SOUNDS GREAT."

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I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE OPERA IN YEARS.

"I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE OPERA IN YEARS."

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I'M--I'M SO EXCITED.

"I'M--I'M SO EXCITED."

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I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

"I'LL SEE YOU THEN."

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WHO WAS THAT?

"WHO WAS THAT?"

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NOTHING. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?

"NOTHING. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?"

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WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN.

"WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN."

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WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN.

"WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN."

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HELLO.

"HELLO."

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HERE TO TAKE THE TEST AGAIN?

"HERE TO TAKE THE TEST AGAIN?"

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YES, I AM.

"YES, I AM."

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WELL I'LL BET YOU DO GREAT THIS TIME,

"WELL I'LL BET YOU DO GREAT THIS TIME,"

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

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OK, UH, THANK YOU THEN, SIR.

"OK, UH, THANK YOU THEN, SIR."

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MY PLEASURE.

"MY PLEASURE."

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YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUTTHEAD!

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUTTHEAD!"

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NO!

"NO!"

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[SCREAMING]

"[SCREAMING]"

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ISN'T THIS GREAT?

"ISN'T THIS GREAT?"

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WHY ARE WE HANGING OUT AT THE KIDDIE POOL?

"WHY ARE WE HANGING OUT AT THE KIDDIE POOL?"

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WHY? BECAUSE WE BLEND IN WITH THE--

"WHY? BECAUSE WE BLEND IN WITH THE--"

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IT'S FUN BEING A KID, YOU KNOW?

"IT'S FUN BEING A KID, YOU KNOW?"

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HEY, LOOK. LOOK.

"HEY, LOOK. LOOK."

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DON'T SPLASH ME, PLEASE.

"DON'T SPLASH ME, PLEASE."

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SORRY. UH, SORRY.

"SORRY. UH, SORRY."

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ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?

"ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?"

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NO. JUST IT'S-- THIS IS A FANCY CLUB

"NO. JUST IT'S-- THIS IS A FANCY CLUB"

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