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Clips from Home Movies - Impressions (S02E02)

AND WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE TICKETS,

"AND WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE TICKETS,"

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UH-HM.

"UH-HM."

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YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE,

"YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE,"

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OR IN YOUR CASE PROBABLY BEER.

"OR IN YOUR CASE PROBABLY BEER."

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ANYWAY, YOU HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS, RIGHT?

"ANYWAY, YOU HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS, RIGHT?"

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YES.

"YES."

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AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE

"AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE"

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WELL, WE GOTTA GO TO THE OPERA,

"WELL, WE GOTTA GO TO THE OPERA,"

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BUT OH NO, I'M FEELING A LITTLE TIPSY...

"BUT OH NO, I'M FEELING A LITTLE TIPSY..."

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SURE.

"SURE."

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FROM THE WINE,

"FROM THE WINE,"

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SO WE CAN'T POSSIBLY GO TO THE OPERA.

"SO WE CAN'T POSSIBLY GO TO THE OPERA."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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ALL RIGHT?

"ALL RIGHT?"

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THEN YOU'RE THERE,

"THEN YOU'RE THERE,"

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IN YOUR PLACE, WITH THE GIRL.

"IN YOUR PLACE, WITH THE GIRL."

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RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

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IT'S A CLASSIC.

"IT'S A CLASSIC."

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YEAH, YOU KNOW, IN THAT SCENARIO,

"YEAH, YOU KNOW, IN THAT SCENARIO,"

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YOU'VE LURED HER INTO THAT THING WITH OPERA,

"YOU'VE LURED HER INTO THAT THING WITH OPERA,"

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THEN YOU DON'T GIVE HER THE OPERA.

"THEN YOU DON'T GIVE HER THE OPERA."

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NOW, WOULDN'T, THEORETICALLY,

"NOW, WOULDN'T, THEORETICALLY,"

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SHE BE DISAPPOINTED?

"SHE BE DISAPPOINTED?"

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OF COURSE. THAT'S WHY YOU RESCHEDULE THE OPERA.

"OF COURSE. THAT'S WHY YOU RESCHEDULE THE OPERA."

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WAIT, AND THEN WHAT, LOSE THE TICKETS AGAIN?

"WAIT, AND THEN WHAT, LOSE THE TICKETS AGAIN?"

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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MAN, YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT WOMEN, COACH.

"MAN, YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT WOMEN, COACH."

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BRENDON, YOU KNOW,

"BRENDON, YOU KNOW,"

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I'VE BEEN STUDYING THEM FOR A LONG TIME.

"I'VE BEEN STUDYING THEM FOR A LONG TIME."

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DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CURRENTLY?

"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CURRENTLY?"

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IT'S KINDA TOUGH IN THIS TOWN, BRENDON,

"IT'S KINDA TOUGH IN THIS TOWN, BRENDON,"

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YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THIS PARTICULAR TOWN

"YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THIS PARTICULAR TOWN"

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HAPPENS TO BE DRY.

"HAPPENS TO BE DRY."

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WHY? WHY?

"WHY? WHY?"

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'CAUSE ALL THE SMART, PRETTY GIRLS, YOU KNOW,

"'CAUSE ALL THE SMART, PRETTY GIRLS, YOU KNOW,"

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MOVE AWAY FROM CRAPPY TWO-BIT TOWNS LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

"MOVE AWAY FROM CRAPPY TWO-BIT TOWNS LIKE THIS, RIGHT?"

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SURE.

"SURE."

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AND GO ON AND LIVE THEIR GREAT LIVES.

"AND GO ON AND LIVE THEIR GREAT LIVES."

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RIGHT. AND HAVE GREAT SUCCESS.

"RIGHT. AND HAVE GREAT SUCCESS."

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SURE.

"SURE."

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WHILE PEOPLE LIKE ME,

"WHILE PEOPLE LIKE ME,"

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WHO HAVE SOME INTEGRITY AND LOYALTY,

"WHO HAVE SOME INTEGRITY AND LOYALTY,"

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STICK WITH THIS TOWN.

"STICK WITH THIS TOWN."

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RIGHT. FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT.

"RIGHT. FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT."

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IN A WAY, BRENDON, I AM A HERO.

"IN A WAY, BRENDON, I AM A HERO."

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WOW, REALLY?

"WOW, REALLY?"

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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LIKE AS FAR AS LIKE A REPRESENTATIVE?

"LIKE AS FAR AS LIKE A REPRESENTATIVE?"

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I'M LIKE A SEXLESS JOHN GLENN.

"I'M LIKE A SEXLESS JOHN GLENN."

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THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. ALL RIGHT.

"THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. ALL RIGHT."

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LOOK, UM, IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS CYNTHIA, RIGHT,

"LOOK, UM, IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS CYNTHIA, RIGHT,"

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WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND TO BE ME

"WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND TO BE ME"

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AND USE THE COUNTRY CLUB FOR A DAY.

"AND USE THE COUNTRY CLUB FOR A DAY."

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OH, NO, SEE I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA--

"OH, NO, SEE I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA--"

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BRENDON, WHY NOT? IT'S PERFECT.

"BRENDON, WHY NOT? IT'S PERFECT."

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YOU GET TO USE THE POOL,

"YOU GET TO USE THE POOL,"

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YOU GET TO USE THE SPA AREA,

"YOU GET TO USE THE SPA AREA,"

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YEAH, BUT--

"YEAH, BUT--"

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FREE FOOD, THE CHARGE ACCOUNT.

"FREE FOOD, THE CHARGE ACCOUNT."

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THAT WOULD IMPRESS ANY LADY I KNOW.

"THAT WOULD IMPRESS ANY LADY I KNOW."

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SEE, I LIKE THE IDEA

"SEE, I LIKE THE IDEA"

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OF SPENDING YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY

"OF SPENDING YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY"

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WITHOUT ANY OF THEM ACTUALLY BEING THERE--

"WITHOUT ANY OF THEM ACTUALLY BEING THERE--"

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BRENDON, BRENDON, BRENDON,

"BRENDON, BRENDON, BRENDON,"

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WHO CARES? THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.

"WHO CARES? THEY'LL NEVER KNOW."

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WHAT IF THEY ASK ME THINGS ABOUT YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW.

"WHAT IF THEY ASK ME THINGS ABOUT YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW."

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BRENDON, SO WHAT?

"BRENDON, SO WHAT?"

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR PARENTS' NAMES.

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR PARENTS' NAMES."

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WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS' NAMES?

"WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS' NAMES?"

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UM...HOLD ON. I HAVE IT IN MY WALLET.

"UM...HOLD ON. I HAVE IT IN MY WALLET."

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[PHONE RINGING]

"[PHONE RINGING]"

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[CLICK, ARGUING]

"[CLICK, ARGUING]"

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HELLO, IS THIS ALLISON?

"HELLO, IS THIS ALLISON?"

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Allison: SPEAKING.

"Allison: SPEAKING."

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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO THIS IS.

"YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO THIS IS."

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I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. HOLD ON.

"I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. HOLD ON."

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SHUT UP!

"SHUT UP!"

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[ARGUING STOPS]

"[ARGUING STOPS]"

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I'M SORRY, WHO IS THIS?

"I'M SORRY, WHO IS THIS?"

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JOHN McGUIRK, FROM HIGH SCHOOL?

"JOHN McGUIRK, FROM HIGH SCHOOL?"

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JOHN McGUIRK...

"JOHN McGUIRK..."

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?"

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OH, YEAH, HOW ARE YOU?

"OH, YEAH, HOW ARE YOU?"

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I'M ACTUALLY GREAT.

"I'M ACTUALLY GREAT."

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I'M SORRY, JOHN, HOLD ON.

"I'M SORRY, JOHN, HOLD ON."

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DID YOU FINISH YOUR OATMEAL?

"DID YOU FINISH YOUR OATMEAL?"

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Child: I HATE OATMEAL.

"Child: I HATE OATMEAL."

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Allison: WELL, THAT'S TOUGH, ISN'T IT?

"Allison: WELL, THAT'S TOUGH, ISN'T IT?"

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YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR DINNER,

"YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR DINNER,"

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YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.

"YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY."

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OH, YOU GUYS ARE HAVING OATMEAL FOR DINNER, HUH?

"OH, YOU GUYS ARE HAVING OATMEAL FOR DINNER, HUH?"

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Second Child: MOM, CATHY'S PUTTING THE OATMEAL DOWN THE SINK.

"Second Child: MOM, CATHY'S PUTTING THE OATMEAL DOWN THE SINK."

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Allison: SHE'S WHAT?

"Allison: SHE'S WHAT?"

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I'M SORRY, JOHN, CAN YOU HOLD ON?

"I'M SORRY, JOHN, CAN YOU HOLD ON?"

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UH, YEAH.

"UH, YEAH."

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Allison: THE TWO OF YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

"Allison: THE TWO OF YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP."

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[BEEPING]

"[BEEPING]"

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HELLO? HELLO? ALLISON? HELLO?

"HELLO? HELLO? ALLISON? HELLO?"

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Man: HELLO?

"Man: HELLO?"

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HELLO?

"HELLO?"

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OH, I'M SORRY.

"OH, I'M SORRY."

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I DIDN'T REALIZE SOMEONE WAS ALREADY ON THE LINE.

"I DIDN'T REALIZE SOMEONE WAS ALREADY ON THE LINE."

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YEAH, I AM ON THE LINE.

"YEAH, I AM ON THE LINE."

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Man: OK. ALLISON?

"Man: OK. ALLISON?"

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Allison: SORRY. SWEETHEART?

"Allison: SORRY. SWEETHEART?"

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YEAH, RIGHT HERE.

"YEAH, RIGHT HERE."

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Man: I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.

"Man: I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART."

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Allison: YES. HI.

"Allison: YES. HI."

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Man: HI, LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GOING OUT--

"Man: HI, LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GOING OUT--"

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SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT, ALLISON,

"SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT, ALLISON,"

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BUT I WAS WONDERING

"BUT I WAS WONDERING"

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IF YOU WANTED TO MAYBE GO OUT

"IF YOU WANTED TO MAYBE GO OUT"

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ON A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT.

"ON A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT."

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[CHILDREN ARGUING]

"[CHILDREN ARGUING]"

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ALLISON?

"ALLISON?"

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MOM, CAN YOU PASS THE TYPEWRITER, PLEASE?

"MOM, CAN YOU PASS THE TYPEWRITER, PLEASE?"

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BRENDON, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY

"BRENDON, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY"

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YOU DON'T HAVE A PARALYZING TEST ANXIETY.

"YOU DON'T HAVE A PARALYZING TEST ANXIETY."

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MUST'VE SKIPPED A GENERATION.

"MUST'VE SKIPPED A GENERATION."

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WHO SAYS I DON'T, YOU KNOW.

"WHO SAYS I DON'T, YOU KNOW."

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