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Clips from Lucifer - ¡Diablo! (S05E05)

"No."
Lucifer
"No, not... Not out of me."
Lucifer
"-No. -Good."
Lucifer
"Good, well..."
Lucifer
"that's a relief, 'cause I worry that this"
Lucifer
""not having any free will and being a puppet of fate" thing"
Lucifer
"may have knocked the detective off her stride."
Lucifer
"May have?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, when you come back unexpectedly"
Lucifer
"and casually drop celestial bombs on the people in your life,"
Lucifer
"you have to expect some shock..."
Lucifer
"some anger, some frustration."
Lucifer
"In my defense, this particular bomb was planted by my father"
Lucifer
"and set off by my brother, so--"
Lucifer
"Okay, well, instead of deflecting responsibility, try empathizing."
Lucifer
"Try really listening to what your friends are saying."
Lucifer
"What, so if I give people the opportunity, they'll tell me what to do?"
Lucifer
"Exactly, like,"
Lucifer
"-bring back my baby's daddy from Hell. -Yes, yes. Thank you."
Lucifer
"I've got to go."
Lucifer
"To Hell?"
Lucifer
"No, to find out what other chaos Michael may have caused up here."
Lucifer
"I mean, who knows how many people I'll have to listen to?"
Lucifer
"[scoffs]"
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"Keri Belwood? Detective Decker, LAPD."
Lucifer
"I figured I'd be your first stop."
Lucifer
"Why is that? In my experience,"
Lucifer
"the innocent don't normally expect to be questioned by the police."
Lucifer
"I've written 100 episodes of TV murder mysteries"
Lucifer
"and I got the carpal tunnel to prove it."
Lucifer
"Motive, opportunity..."
Lucifer
"It adds up."
Lucifer
"Well, you know the math on this. I can see why Matt put you in charge."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I was the one who was always here doing most of the work,"
Lucifer
"but I was definitely not in charge."
Lucifer
"Matt was the worst kind of boss:"
Lucifer
"lazy and a control freak."
Lucifer
"I can see why he'd be hard to deal with."
Lucifer
"No, not really."
Lucifer
"He never even came into the writers' room. I'd usually send him a script overnight,"
Lucifer
"and by the morning, it'd be completely changed."
Lucifer
"So you and the writers would work in here well into the night,"
Lucifer
"and then Matt would come and undo all the work?"
Lucifer
"Do you know how dispiriting it is"
Lucifer
"to spend days figuring out a clever clue path"
Lucifer
"just for your boss to replace it with a lap dance?"
Lucifer
"Hmm. Yeah, I can see why"
Lucifer
"you doing all that work and feeling like you have no control"
Lucifer
"could possibly make you angry."
Lucifer
"My assistant can vouch that I was here writing all morning."
Lucifer
"So if you're suggesting that I killed Matt to take his job,"
Lucifer
"then you need a new theory."
Lucifer
"Besides, showrunners have all the power, but you know what else they get?"
Lucifer
"The blame."
Lucifer
"But I thought the show was doing well."
Lucifer
"Well, that's almost worse."
Lucifer
"You got a network show that's a hit,"
Lucifer
"suddenly everybody at the studio takes an interest."
Lucifer
"Everybody wants a piece of it, and the second the ratings dip,"
Lucifer
"everyone wants someone to blame."
Lucifer
"No, thanks."
Lucifer
"I already got two ex-husbands and three kids."
Lucifer
"I don't need a drug problem on top of that."
Lucifer
"Matt had a drug problem?"
Lucifer
"All I know is,"
Lucifer
"one night Matt's email was down,"
Lucifer
"so I had to hand-deliver a script at midnight."
Lucifer
"He has me bring it to a seedy motel full of tweakers and burnouts."
Lucifer
"Insane writer under intense pressure"
Lucifer
"holed up in a crime-infested drug den?"
Lucifer
"Even Diablo could follow that clue path."
Lucifer
"I see."
Lucifer
"Well, I'll need you to give an official statement at the precinct,"
Lucifer
"and then also, if you have the address of that motel."
Lucifer
"Sure."
Lucifer
"Oh, Michael."
Lucifer
"Of all the things you've done to hurt me, this might cut the deepest."
Lucifer
"[blades scraping]"
Lucifer
"Maze."
Lucifer
"Oh! I missed you while I was gone.  [laughs]"
Lucifer
"You know, there was a few tough nuts down there,"
Lucifer
"and there were times I could've really used your blades!"
Lucifer
"[roars]"
Lucifer
"[grunting]"
Lucifer
"Mazikeen, please, let me explain."
Lucifer
"-Mazikeen! -[yells]"
Lucifer
"Hey!"
Lucifer
"-[roars] -Listen to me, Mazikeen!"
Lucifer
"I'm not Michael. It's me."
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"[panting]"
Lucifer
"Oh!"
Lucifer
"[grunts]"
Lucifer
"Wait. Wait, wait."
Lucifer
"Would you rather that I was Michael?"
Lucifer
"Either."
Lucifer
"He left me in the closet, but you..."
Lucifer
"You went to Hell without me."
Lucifer
"You left me!"
Lucifer
"No, I didn't, Mazikeen."
Lucifer
"You're not my servant anymore. By all means, you're welcome to join me."
Lucifer
"I don't have wings, you idiot!"
Lucifer
"Well, Amenadiel does."
Lucifer
"Why didn't you just ask him  to fly you down there?"
Lucifer
"[scoffs]"
Lucifer
"[grunts] Look, I'm really trying  to listen,"
Lucifer
"so if you're telling me that you'd like to stab me, then..."
Lucifer
"Just avoid the old parsnip, for old time's sake."
Lucifer
"Well, you know, my twin is still likely skulking around."
Lucifer
"It'd be a big help if you'd like to stab him."
Lucifer
"Stab him yourself."
Lucifer
"[elevator dings]"
Lucifer
"Unbelievable."
Lucifer
"Ah! Detective."
Lucifer
"Sorry I'm late. Forgot about the traffic."
Lucifer
"So, where are we going?"
Lucifer
"Uh, Room 18."
Lucifer
"Oh, right. Good news."
Lucifer
"Linda's fine, and Maze is, well, Maze."
Lucifer
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