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Clips from Family Guy - Boy's Best Friend (S19E19)

"Well, we're in a tunnel, so I'm not sure how that's possible."
Family Guy
"Joe, stop this car right now."
Family Guy
"- The car is stopped. - (imitates gears grinding)"
Family Guy
"(sighs) Always have trouble finding third."
Family Guy
"(imitates brake squeaking) Okay, what's up?"
Family Guy
"You got this amazing car. Why can't we take it out?"
Family Guy
"Well, ever since I was nine,"
Family Guy
"I've dreamed of driving this car someday."
Family Guy
"But I'm not allowed. It's in my uncle's will."
Family Guy
"Even when I take it to the car show,"
Family Guy
"I have to put it up on a trailer."
Family Guy
"Malcolm in the Middle, five nights a week"
Family Guy
"on Manchester's Channel 12."
Family Guy
"Cleveland, stop reading fake billboards."
Family Guy
"Now if you'll excuse me,"
Family Guy
"I'm off to taste the delights of downtown Nashua."
Family Guy
"I don't care what Joe says."
Family Guy
"This is too nice a car not to drive it."
Family Guy
"Are you suggesting we take it out without telling Joe?"
Family Guy
"He's left us no choice."
Family Guy
"I can't just sit in a car and pretend to drive,"
Family Guy
"like‐like I had to pretend to be impressed"
Family Guy
"by Quagmire's new big, green grill."
Family Guy
"This is the largest high‐performance"
Family Guy
"ceramic cooker available, Peter."
Family Guy
"- NSF Certified. - Ah, yeah, cool."
Family Guy
"I'm starving. When do we... when do we fire this thing up?"
Family Guy
"(laughing): Fire‐fire this thing up?"
Family Guy
"Get a load of this guy. You don't just fire it up."
Family Guy
"You slowly bring it to temperature."
Family Guy
"(sighs) Okay."
Family Guy
"When do we put the burgers on?"
Family Guy
"B‐B‐Burgers? Are you hearing this?"
Family Guy
"You don't put burgers on a grill of this quality, Peter."
Family Guy
"I've been brining a heritage breed chicken for three days."
Family Guy
"(sighs) Then can we put that on?"
Family Guy
"Yes. At midnight, when it's reached temperature."
Family Guy
"Then why am I here now?"
Family Guy
"Because I need your help to move the grill a single inch."
Family Guy
"(both grunting)"
Family Guy
"(sighs) Well, let's just listen to music"
Family Guy
"on my high‐end stereo system."
Family Guy
"Nice. Let's crank it."
Family Guy
"(laughing): C‐C‐Crank it?"
Family Guy
"You hear this clown?"
Family Guy
"I only use it to listen to podcasts."
Family Guy
"MAN: Today on The Moth,"
Family Guy
"how a single pair of shoes reunited two sisters."
Family Guy
"So, big date, huh?"
Family Guy
"You must really like this girl."
Family Guy
"Honestly, I think Holly could be... the one."
Family Guy
"Brian, you strike me as a very selfless lover."
Family Guy
"Is that true? Are you a selfless lover?"
Family Guy
"Stop saying "selfless lover.""
Family Guy
"Have you been reading Lois' romance novels again?"
Family Guy
"A few, but I'm just saying I bet"
Family Guy
"your coital congress will send Holly into paroxysms of ecstasy."
Family Guy
"- Knock it off. - What? I'm being supportive."
Family Guy
"After all, confidence will help you"
Family Guy
"maintain optimal stamina during your lovemaking."
Family Guy
"- That's enough. - Have it your way, Brian."
Family Guy
"I myself am a student of the pleasures of the flesh."
Family Guy
"(slurping)"
Family Guy
"Listen to your lover, Brian."
Family Guy
"(stomach gurgling)"
Family Guy
"Ugh, damn it. Anxiety dump."
Family Guy
"(stomach gurgling)"
Family Guy
"‐(unzips) ‐Ah, that's better."
Family Guy
"Oh, uh, is‐is Holly here?"
Family Guy
"You must be the new jerk my mom is dating."
Family Guy
"Uh, and you must be the kid"
Family Guy
"she never told me about."
Family Guy
"I host Family Guy repeats in Germany."
Family Guy
"GERMAN ANNOUNCER: German Family Guy is brought to you"
Family Guy
"by rail‐thin men in Internet pornos going,"
Family Guy
""Ooh‐aah, ooh‐aah, ooh‐aah!""
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I never told you I had a son."
Family Guy
"Some guys get scared off."
Family Guy
"No, no, that‐that's great."
Family Guy
"I'm‐I'm terrific with kids."
Family Guy
"I actually have a kid."
Family Guy
"Aw, that's sweet. How old is he?"
Family Guy
"Uh, I don't know. How long ago was Ratatouille?"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm gonna go finish getting ready."
Family Guy
"Why don't you guys get to know each other a little?"
Family Guy
"So, uh, is there a dad that you spend weeks of your time with?"
Family Guy
"My dad moved to Florida."
Family Guy
"Sounds right. What, um... what grade are you in, bud?"
Family Guy
"- Second. - You don't say."
Family Guy
"Boy, I bet things are different than they were in my day."
Family Guy
"Lot of school shootings now."
Family Guy
"‐What?! ‐Oh, no. No, no, I... No, I just meant..."
Family Guy
"Like‐like, people bring guns to school?"
Family Guy
"What? No, no, I'm‐I'm not saying..."
Family Guy
"And they just shoot kids?!"
Family Guy
"Well, you can hide under your desk."
Family Guy
"The desks won't be enough! (crying)"
Family Guy
"All set. You guys getting along?"
Family Guy
"Yup, just great. All right, let's go eat at a waffle house,"
Family Guy
"and then I'll show you all my bow‐hunting carcasses."
Family Guy
"That sounds like a perfectly normal date."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Okay, I got a perfect way"
Family Guy
"to distract Joe while we take his car."
Family Guy
"There's literally no phone survey he won't take."
Family Guy
"‐(phone ringing) ‐Hello?"
Family Guy
"Yes, Joe Swanson?"
Family Guy
"On a scale of one to ten,"
Family Guy
"how happy are you with your Wi‐Fi service?"
Family Guy
"Well, I'd say it's Wi‐Fine. (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"I came up with that ten months ago"
Family Guy
"in anticipation of this very call."
Family Guy
"Ha. Terrific. And would you be willing"
Family Guy
"to take a half‐hour survey"
Family Guy
"in your far upstairs bedroom while facing the wall?"
Family Guy
"Also, how loud does your TV get?"
Family Guy
"BONNIE: Don't be long, Joe! I'm expecting a call."
Family Guy
"I'll take the time I need!"
Family Guy
"This is the Wi‐Fi call."
Family Guy
"(engine starts)"
Family Guy
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