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Clips from Family Guy - Boy's Best Friend (S19E19)

"Great job hot‐wiring the car, Cleveland."
Family Guy
"The key was in the ashtray,"
Family Guy
"but your presumption will not be forgotten."
Family Guy
"(engine revving)"
Family Guy
"(sighs) You know, you're the Cub Scout."
Family Guy
"We're supposed to be making this Pinewood Derby car together."
Family Guy
"I don't care."
Family Guy
"Hey, you're one kid, and we're four kids,"
Family Guy
"- so we're gonna bully you. - (grunts)"
Family Guy
"Knock it off."
Family Guy
"Or what, Kyle‐Kyle‐Dog‐Poop‐Pile?"
Family Guy
"Hey, guys? Let's take it easy"
Family Guy
"and maybe not use canine feces as a taunt. That's hurtful."
Family Guy
"What? (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"He's just saying that Kyle's a little baby"
Family Guy
"who's too stupid to even know how to stand up for himself."
Family Guy
"What are you gonna do, baby‐‐ cry?"
Family Guy
"‐(growling) ‐(screaming)"
Family Guy
"Let go of me! Stop!"
Family Guy
"- You're crazy! - You leave him alone!"
Family Guy
"(barking)"
Family Guy
"Whoa. Thanks, Brian."
Family Guy
"Nobody's ever stood up for me like that before."
Family Guy
"Well, I think my instincts just kicked in."
Family Guy
"Want to help me sand your car?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Definitely."
Family Guy
"Animal control?"
Family Guy
"I'd like to schedule an emergency neutering."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Man, I can't get over how old‐timey"
Family Guy
"everything in this car is."
Family Guy
"I know. Check out what's on the radio."
Family Guy
"NEWSWMAN: President Kennedy has been shot."
Family Guy
"NEWSMAN 2: The martians are now traveling to New Jersey."
Family Guy
"MAN: ♪ Beatles song, Beatles song ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ La, la, la, la, la. ♪"
Family Guy
"Ah, that last one brings back a lot of memories."
Family Guy
"Wow, this baby handles like a dream."
Family Guy
"Do you guys mind if I drive with my knees"
Family Guy
"while I make some last‐minute fantasy football changes?"
Family Guy
"- Look out! - (tires screeching)"
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God! - Holy crap!"
Family Guy
"Aw, man, Joe is gonna be so pissed."
Family Guy
"Thank God all we hit were those trash cans."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Oscar!"
Family Guy
"(grunts) Tell my ex‐wife..."
Family Guy
"to go (bleep) herself."
Family Guy
"Very on‐brand."
Family Guy
"Right up to the end."
Family Guy
"Thank you so much for having Kyle and me over for dinner."
Family Guy
"Everything is delicious, Mrs. Griffin."
Family Guy
"Well, I wasn't sure what a divorcée eats,"
Family Guy
"so I just assumed fried things."
Family Guy
"No, that's perfect."
Family Guy
"What about this guy? Did he help with any of the cooking?"
Family Guy
"Brian is not allowed to touch communal food"
Family Guy
"because his feet smell like the street."
Family Guy
"I like when you measured my feet at the store,"
Family Guy
"Brian's girlfriend."
Family Guy
"Well, it... it was my pleasure, Chris."
Family Guy
"I'm not actually sure if my shoes fit right now."
Family Guy
"Um, could you do that thing"
Family Guy
"where you push your thumb on my big toe?"
Family Guy
"Chris, you're within six years of the same age"
Family Guy
"as this kid you've never met and have nothing in common with."
Family Guy
"Why don't you go up to your room"
Family Guy
"and have an awkward time together."
Family Guy
"Um, okay. Want to go upstairs"
Family Guy
"and accidentally break one of my toys and I'll hit you?"
Family Guy
"I guess."
Family Guy
"CHRIS: Hey, don't touch that!"
Family Guy
"‐(thud) ‐(slap)"
Family Guy
"Mom! He blocked my punch and hit me!"
Family Guy
"I knew they'd get along."
Family Guy
"You know, Kyle and I actually have to get going anyway,"
Family Guy
"but thanks so much."
Family Guy
"Hey, Holly, before you go,"
Family Guy
"settle an argument between me and my wife."
Family Guy
"When measuring yourself, what do you count as the base?"
Family Guy
"- Peter. - What? She measures stuff for a living."
Family Guy
"Let me start by saying I am taint inclusive."
Family Guy
"All right, I like where this is heading."
Family Guy
"Well, thanks again for coming."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, you know, I was thinking"
Family Guy
"we could take Kyle to Bob's Funland on Saturday."
Family Guy
"Oh. Really?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I have to go there to buy Adderall anyway, so I thought..."
Family Guy
"Brian, stop. I just... We can't go."
Family Guy
"- What? Why? - Honestly, I've been thinking..."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Uh‐oh!"
Family Guy
"Wh... W‐What are you saying?"
Family Guy
"Well, Brian, I'm still young."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Oh, she's saying you're not."
Family Guy
"And the truth is I'd like to date other people."
Family Guy
"STEWIE (chuckles): Oh, nail, meet coffin."
Family Guy
"In fact, my old boyfriend is single again,"
Family Guy
"and he happens to be a very selfless lover."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Dude, I told you."
Family Guy
"But I‐if we break up,"
Family Guy
"does that mean I won't get to see Kyle, either?"
Family Guy
"I guess not."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Brian."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Touch my feet!"
Family Guy
"- Touch my feet! - Aah!"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"- Oh. Hey, Stewie. - Hey... you."
Family Guy
"- Feeling down? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"Ah, don't worry about Holly."
Family Guy
""There are other fish in the sea""
Family Guy
"is what is usually said at a time like this."
Family Guy
"- That's the thing. It's not even Holly. - Ugh. There's more?"
Family Guy
"I mean, the person I actually miss hanging out with is Kyle."
Family Guy
"We'd formed a real connection,"
Family Guy
"and I sort of liked being a father figure to him."
Family Guy
"That's... that's nice, Brian."
Family Guy
"Kyle and I had actual fun together."
Family Guy
"I mean, most kids suck."
Family Guy
"They just want to sit around and play Candy Land."
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