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Clips from Family Guy - Boy's Best Friend (S19E19)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Well, here we are."
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"Time for everyone to get new shoes."
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"Hi. Can I help you find something?"
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"What's she gonna do?"
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"This place doesn't even have a back room."
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"All the inventory's just out on the floor"
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"in ceiling‐high library stacks."
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"Yup, we got it, Stewie. You're better than this place."
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"Yeah, I know that. I'm better than every place."
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"Yes, my son needs a new pair of shoes."
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"Okay, let's just see what his size is."
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"Looks like a ten and a half."
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"They're perfect. I'll take 'em."
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"No, those aren't the shoes."
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"(robotic): Do not speak in that tone to the Iron Giant."
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"Must destroy shoebox city."
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"Sorry. He's a little out of sorts."
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"He saw a bra in the window of Lane Bryant on the way over."
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"They're, um... they're pretty big."
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"They are a remarkable feat of engineering."
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"That and the Ferris wheel I will never understand."
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"Yeah, for me, it's paper bags."
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"I mean, there's a door in it, but no exit?"
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"- What's that about? - (laughs)"
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"I was serious about the bag, but, hi."
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"- I'm Brian. - Holly."
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"Holly... are you free on Friday night?"
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"Well, I don't know. Are you a shoe store murderer?"
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"N‐N‐No."
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"There's more than you'd think."
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"Like, if you were me, that's not a ridiculous question."
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"See you Friday."
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"Good for you, Brian."
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"Maybe you can take her to the Cheesecake Factory."
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"People seem to like that place."
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"Did you folks find something on the menu you'd like?"
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"No. 110 pages, and no."
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"♪"
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"- What's all this? - Oh, hey, guys."
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"Uh, sadly, my Uncle Ray passed away last week,"
Family Guy
"but he left me his vintage sports car."
Family Guy
"Joe, that's amazing that your uncle died."
Family Guy
"But I'm really sorry to hear about the car."
Family Guy
"He means that the other way around."
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"Uncle Ray also left strict instructions"
Family Guy
"for me to show his car at the Classic Car Show"
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"in Providence this weekend."
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"Classic Car Show?"
Family Guy
"Isn't that one of those gatherings"
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"of a bunch of guys whose penises don't work?"
Family Guy
"Correct. Anyone with a perfectly‐restored classic car"
Family Guy
"for sure has a bum wiener."
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"Uh, he also left me everything I'd need"
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"to convert my garage to a 1950s‐style diner."
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"See, here are all the 1950s Coke signs from the 1980s."
Family Guy
"Oh, cool, and a jukebox!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but since the songs are from the '50s"
Family Guy
"they're all about men in their 40s"
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"wanting to have sex with teenagers."
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"♪ I wanna... be‐bop a teeny bopper ♪"
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"♪ At the sock hop ♪"
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"♪ Or maybe after work behind the malt shop... ♪"
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"(new 1950s song intro begins)"
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"♪ 13 candles ♪"
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"♪ Is probably enough... ♪"
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"♪ Nine, ten, 11‐year‐old, 12‐year‐old sex ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna sleep with all the kids tonight! ♪"
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"Joe, stop pressing buttons."
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"(Somethin' Stupid" playing in distance)"
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"♪ And then I go and spoil it all ♪"
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"♪ By saying somethin' stupid ♪"
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"♪ Like "I love you." ♪"
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"(scattered applause)"
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"Boy, I forgot how great that song is."
Family Guy
"I know, right? It's definitely my favorite romantic love song"
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"sung by a father to his daughter."
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"Ooh, we should put in our next song."
Family Guy
"Good thinking."
Family Guy
"Yes, we'd like to request "Witchcraft,""
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"as arranged by Mr. Nelson Riddle."
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"(sighs) Okay, give me a minute."
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"You should just know"
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"there's a 21st birthday party here,"
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"and you're ruining it for them."
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"Wow. 3:00 a. m."
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"We practically shut the place down."
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"And quite a night. We got to sing two songs."
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"Do you mind if I kiss you?"
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"Actually, I should chew some gum first."
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"I had bologna for dinner."
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"Get over here."
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"(both moaning)"
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"Oh, yeah, that's good kiss bologna."
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"Oh, hey, guys, what's the word?"
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"Uh, bird. Bird is the word."
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"But we were wondering if you'd take us"
Family Guy
"for a spin in your new car."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's a great idea. Hop in."
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"Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!"
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"(imitates clicking, engine revving)"
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"(imitates gear shifting)"
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"Uh, what‐what... what's happening right now?"
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"Close your eyes, gang, as we hit the Kancamagus Highway."
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"Just four miles to Mount Washington."
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"What the hell are you doing, Joe?"
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"We want to go for a real drive."
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"This is a real drive. Just imagine it."
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"Feel that New Hampshire air."
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"Joe, we're not in New Hampshire. We're in your driveway."
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"Oh, great, some knucklehead is tailgating us."
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"What's the hurry, pal?"
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"Oh, I see so many birds."
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