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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - The Bassoon Incident/Ice Cream Money (S01E01)

"Just spend the money"
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"on "ice cream-related items.""
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"- Ice cream-related items?"
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"- Yeah, you know, like cones and sprinkles."
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"Anything that's ice cream-related."
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"- That's what I thought."
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"- Honestly, from what I've observed in my years,"
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"this sounds like embezzlement."
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"- Embezzlement? We kids, man."
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"That falls under the category of "summertime hijinks.""
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"- Summertime hijinks."
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"All right, that sounds like fun."
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"- What do you think?"
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"We're going all ice cream or we're gonna get some pudding?"
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"Or what--what do we-- - Spoons."
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"- Multiple spoons."
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"- Hey. - Multiple cups."
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"- Hey, hello. - Napkins."
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"- Ice cream as far as the eye can see."
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"- Hello, hi. - Hey, buddy."
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"- Hey, buddy."
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"Are you going to buy anything?"
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"- Tom, he wants to know if we're gonna buy anything."
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"- That makes me chuckle."
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"- What are we not buying? That's the question."
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"- Okay, I don't know what's going on here,"
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"but I've got a line of customers behind you, so--"
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"- You call those customers? What you got?"
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"What you got? Skittles?"
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"That's it?"
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"We real customers. Those are small potatoes."
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"- Let's start with $6,000 worth of Klondike bars."
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"- Wrap them up."
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"- We don't keep that many Klondike bars in stock."
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"If you buy that whole shelf, it's $40."
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"- Call someone. - Call Klondike?"
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"- What, you scared?"
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"Give me Klondike's number. I'll call them."
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"- I'm not scared to call Klondike."
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"- This guy's scared to call."
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"- This is such a weird challenge"
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"from two children."
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"- What part of six Gs do you not understand?"
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"- I'm a cashier."
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"It doesn't matter how much money you have."
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"- Wait, whoa, whoa. So you don't own the place?"
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"- You don't own 7-Eleven? - No!"
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"Do I look like an owner of anything?"
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"- I don't think we've got a deal."
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"I think we're at an impasse."
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"- Man, they don't make cashiers like they used to."
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"- Okay, so remember, Tom, no matter how tough things get,"
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"we always make time for church. - Do we?"
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"We've literally never done this."
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"- Since your dad took off with the floozy,"
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"this is our PR move. - Oh."
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"- Single mom with her son. It's a classic."
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"- But we sing the songs and say the prayers or we--"
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"- When it's written in the book, you sing it."
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"If you don't know it, just go:"
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"♪ Ah, na, na, na, na, na ♪"
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"- Oh, okay. It's just for show."
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"- Mm-hmm, yep. - We're mouthing it."
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"- Hi, Tom. I wanted to give you this."
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"I just found out that you're a street urchin."
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"- Oh, thank you, Yasmine. That's very, uh, very kind."
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"- What was that all about?"
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"- Uh, I'm in a school play."
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"I'm playing the street urchin."
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"- Oh. Would have been nice to know."
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"- Good morning, congregation."
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"Good morning, friends."
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"Today we're going to talk about compassion."
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"We have some new members here, and we want them"
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"to know that no one looks down on them"
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"because they sleep in a filthy dumpster."
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"As we know from the Bible"
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"in the book of Thomas,"
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"God loves all types of families."
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"Single mothers with one child."
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"- Is he talking about us? - No, I can't imagine."
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"- He looks down on them and blesses them"
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"while they nibble on an old chicken bone"
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"that they found on the side of the street."
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"- Is he pointing at us?"
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"- Us? No."
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"- God loves this family."
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"God hopes that they suck the marrow"
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"from that old chicken bone."
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"- Tom, what did you tell people?"
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"- He's just making stuff up. You know, I gotta get going."
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"I gotta use the bathroom. I'm gonna run home real quick."
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"- Right now?"
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"- I'm not comfortable urinating"
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"with the Lord watching."
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"- What? No, Tom, you're not leaving."
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"- All right, I'll use the church bathroom."
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"If I don't come back at all,"
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"just don't even worry about it."
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"- What? Tom, Tom!"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- Listen, we need to unload the money now."
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"- Tom. - Right now."
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"My mom's going to find out what we did."
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"She's onto it."
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"- Tom, listen to yourself."
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"Breathe. Who's in charge here?"
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"- Who's in charge? Me."
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"I'm wearing a suit. I'm the boss."
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"- Don't pull the suit card on me."
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"- I'm just saying."
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"- There's no dress code"
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"in corporate America these days."
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"- Listen, in the next half hour,"
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"I want the money off the books, like we never had it."
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"[jolly music] - That's it!"
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"The ultimate ice cream-related item."
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"- I'm not following. What do you want to buy?"
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"You want to buy some fudgsicles?"
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"- Brother, we buying the whole truck."
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