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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - The Bassoon Incident/Ice Cream Money (S01E01)

"- Oh. - Look at her."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That is the ultimate ice cream-related item, isn't it?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Ah, great."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"More kids looking for a sugar high."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- We have a proposal. You sitting down?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Do I look like--I'm standing in the fucking truck."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'm not sitting down. What's your proposal?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- In general, we've got some funds"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"that we need to get off the books."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- We got six grand. - Hmm."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You clearly hate this job"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and are very disgruntled."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Ah. Very perceptive."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- The truck that is now yours,"
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"would become ours."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I know you're thinking-- - Done."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Done? Wow."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"That was a little easier than I thought."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Done! Anything to get out."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'll sell it to little kids. I don't give a fuck."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I mean, you still gotta drive it though."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"We don't have any licenses yet."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I love it. It's a deal."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- This is great. - Yeah, whoo-hoo!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Okay, here's what we're going to do."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'll go call Geico and write up the bill of sale."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Nice. - You stay here with the truck."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Can I leave you in charge for a minute?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'll leave myself in charge."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'm kind of the boss, but sure."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Okay, if that makes you feel, uh, good."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- The best two days of an ice cream truck owner's life?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"The day you buy it and the day you sell it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Uh, excuse me."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Hi, we've been waiting for 10 minutes, I'd say."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Listen, toots. I'm on a smoke break."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Did you just call me toots? I want to speak to the manager."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Who do I call? - He's right here."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Shh, shh, shh! - The manager's in the truck?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No. - The manager and owner."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Shut up! - Tom, stop hiding."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- These ladies want to file a complaint."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom! Tom, is that you?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, hey! Yeah, I'm in here."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I thought you had no money."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Now your family owns an ice cream truck?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Drive, drive, drive! Drive or you're fired."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- All right, here we go."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Bye, Tom."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[rock music]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, my God. This is not good."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"All right, let me think."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Think, Tom. Think, boss."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"What would Nelson do?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"What would Nelson do?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You know what? Here it is."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"If there's no truck, I can deny it all."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Executive decision, we gotta sink it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You sure about that? - I see literally no options."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"We need to submerge the truck in the river."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"What do you think? You like that idea?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Whatever you want, man. It's your show."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- So it's a good idea? - I love it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- All right, I feel like it's a unanimous decision."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Two to zero."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Nelson's not here. All right, we got the votes."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, beloved truck,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"thank you for the good times"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"you've given to the children over many summers,"
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"of yesteryear and days of yore."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You have caused much, much happiness--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- But also much sorrow and pain."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You've also caused much sorrow and pain"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"for many people. - Great pain."
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"- You've really ruined many lives."
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"- Soul-searing pain."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- And on that note, we bid you farewell."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Preach."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- [sighs] Wow."
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"- You're officially a man now. - Thank you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You sank your first ice cream truck."
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"- Tom! What the hell are you doing?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What am I doing? We sank the truck."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I left you in charge for one hour."
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"- Listen, we had no choice. - No choice."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No options whatsoever. My mom was going to find out."
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"I pulled the trigger. I said we gotta sink it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- We could've just signed over the title."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You know, written up a bill of sale."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh. - I didn't think of that."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- We could have just hid the truck"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"for a few months and filed an insurance claim."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Those are all good ideas. - So many options."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Ah, man, maybe I'm not leadership material after all."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This is, uh-- - You think?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Not a good debut. - Okay, dudes."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You owe me $5,000 for the truck, $800 for inventory,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and $200 for miscellaneous expenses."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- All right, pay the man."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Um, about that."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"The GoFundMe is in my dad's account."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I just knew the password. - Come again?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I have no way to get you the actual funds."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- [sighs]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"All right, this is the last time"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I go into business with two 10-year-olds."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I don't even know why you did it in the first place."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- It was surprising how quickly he agreed."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- When he said, "Done," I was like, "Oh."
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"Oh, we're really doing this.""
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah. That caught me off guard too."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- ♪ Remember there's more road ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ And places to go ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ And patterns to contemplate, more people to fornicate ♪"
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"♪ And remember there's a lot of good omens ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Supplying the proof ♪"
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"♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Remember it's a joke and leave it alone ♪"
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