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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - The Bassoon Incident/Ice Cream Money (S01E01)

"- I need to know if you're familiar"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"with the phrase "philandering rat.""
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- It doesn't come up too often, no."
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"- Um, hoo."
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"I've gotta tell you,"
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"your dad is not on a business trip to London."
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"- Okay. What's he doing?"
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"- He's going to dance clubs."
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"- Dance clubs. What?"
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"- With someone named Tina in Myrtle Beach."
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"She's a masseuse."
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"- Oh, that's a lot to take in."
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"You know, that actually makes more sense."
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"I never knew why they'd fly a plumber"
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"to London for a month."
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"- I was highly adrenalized when I made that lie up."
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"- They wouldn't do it."
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"- If I'm in London, and I want a plumber,"
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"I don't want some American guy."
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"- It's a regional job, in general."
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"- It was a terrible lie."
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"There are not a lot of international plumbers,"
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"and I panicked."
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"- So we're poor, is what you're saying?"
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"- We're kind of poor now, buddy,"
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"but I'm gonna make you this promise."
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"- Okay. - I promise you"
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"if you work hard, and you earn that money for yourself,"
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"you can buy all the ice cream you want."
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"- What's the-- what's the promise exactly?"
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"You won't interfere with me earning my own money?"
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"- That is my vow to you."
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"- If you're serious, I can sell you the dinosaur"
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"and the machine that makes fart noises for $1.50."
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"Just mull it over. I'll be here if you need me."
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"- A garage sale? What is this, the 1950s?"
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"- 1950s? No, what's going on?"
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"- You tell me, man. You look pathetic out here."
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"- Pathetic?"
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"- I can't have my man, Tom, out here--"
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"- I've got the table, I've got the sign."
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"I need to earn money,"
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"or this is going to be the worst summer ever."
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"I can't even afford ice cream. - Man, we gotta do a GoFundMe."
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"- GoFundMe? What's that?"
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"- You take some pictures and write "Tom's Ice Cream Fund:"
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"I'm too poor to enjoy my summer.""
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"Then, boom! Money comes in."
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"- Just free money?"
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"- Free money! Give me your phone."
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"- I don't-- I don't have a phone."
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"- Come on, Tom! - Don't act surprised."
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"- You still don't have a phone? - I never got one."
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"- How are you gonna make it in this world?"
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"- I just run around and play. - I've got two phones."
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"One of mine is for checking in with my parents."
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"This is for doing weird stuff."
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"- We're using the weird one then."
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"- Yeah, let's take some pics. Stand by the garbage can."
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"- Garbage? No."
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"- Come on, man! - All right, how's that?"
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"- Come on, slouch a little more."
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"- Slouch?"
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"- When we write this description,"
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"people gotta feel sad for you."
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"- All right, how's this? - Yes, baby, now we talking!"
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"- You like what you're seeing?"
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"- Yeah, I like what I'm seeing. Hey, get in the trash can."
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"- Get in the can? - In the can."
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"- How's that? - This is it, baby."
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"- You like this? - I love it."
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"Take that chicken and smear it on your face."
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"- This is going to make people buy ice cream for me?"
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"- Nibble. I need a nibble."
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"- Nibble? No."
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"- I need you to appear hungry."
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"- Like I'm hungry? - Like you're hungry,"
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"but you gotta save some for later."
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"- So I'm just--I'm starving, but I'm just nibbling to--"
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"- Now look up."
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"Make prayer hands. There you go."
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"We finna make some money now. - Just make me look good."
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"If my mom sees this, she wants me to look presentable."
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"[somber music]"
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"- Tom is sleeping in a dumpster?"
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"- Eating old chicken from garbage cans?"
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"- He's working in a coal mine?"
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"I didn't even know they had those here."
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"- Oh, listen. Not on my watch."
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"- Where's my wallet at? - Not on my watch."
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"- A street urchin?"
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"That's the saddest thing I've ever heard."
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"- Nelson?"
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"- Yo, what's up, man?"
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"- Nelson, I'm not happy."
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"- Again? What's going on?"
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"- What did you write in the fundraiser?"
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"- Oh, man, just the basics."
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"You know, lack of funds, et cetera, et cetera."
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"- Lack of funds?"
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"Did you maybe say that"
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"I'm an unbathed street urchin"
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"who sleeps in a dumpster and eats leftover chicken?"
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"- I might have slipped that in just for effect."
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"- You might have slipped it in?"
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"- Before you get mad, look."
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"Take a look at this tally."
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"- What's this? - Six Gs!"
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"- Six Gs? That's too many Gs."
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"We only asked for "some ice cream money.""
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"- Yeah, this is "some ice cream money.""
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"- No, Nelson. We have to give it back."
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"I mean, if you go past the goal, you have to--"
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"- We can't give it back, man. We could go to jail for fraud."
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"- You have to give something back."
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"You gotta give at least four Gs back."
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"- Hey, Dad."
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"If you make extra money on a fundraiser,"
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"let's say, for ice cream, do you get to keep it?"
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"- Of course."
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