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Clips from Maggie (2022) - Things End Where They Began (S01E01)

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Maggie (2022)
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Maggie (2022)
"- Mm. You're being so good."
Maggie (2022)
"- Lou..."
Maggie (2022)
"that dog has a huge wiener."
Maggie (2022)
"It's like half the size of its body."
Maggie (2022)
"- Whoa. You're right."
Maggie (2022)
"How is it not tipping over?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Hey, beautiful."
Maggie (2022)
"I, uh, I think my Frisbee picked you."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, okay. Well, tell your Frisbee to keep it in its pants."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay. - What was that?"
Maggie (2022)
"That guy had rugby thighs. You love those."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, I know,"
Maggie (2022)
"but I'm actually swearing off dating for a while."
Maggie (2022)
"Just want to focus on myself and my yoga business"
Maggie (2022)
"and stop wasting my energy on 40-something life ruiners."
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm 28."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, sure you are."
Maggie (2022)
"- Lou, that's awesome."
Maggie (2022)
"Business before bros."
Maggie (2022)
"- That's right. Happiness before a penis."
Maggie (2022)
"[both laugh]"
Maggie (2022)
"Still nothing?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I guess we're going to be starting fresh together."
Maggie (2022)
"[cell phone buzzing]"
Maggie (2022)
"Ugh. - Good Thelma."
Maggie (2022)
"- It's the third time my mom has called me today."
Maggie (2022)
"I haven't told her I lost my visions yet."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay, calm down."
Maggie (2022)
"Maybe you'll get your visions back"
Maggie (2022)
"before you have to talk to her."
Maggie (2022)
"- [scoffs] Hopefully."
Maggie (2022)
"But I am seeing her tomorrow night at Amy and Dave's wedding,"
Maggie (2022)
"so they better come back soon."
Maggie (2022)
"- Alright, you know what? This is mine, okay."
Maggie (2022)
"This is mine now."
Maggie (2022)
"- Louise, it was that little girl."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh."
Maggie (2022)
"Honey, I'm so sorry. - So sorry."
Maggie (2022)
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Maggie (2022)
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Maggie (2022)
"- She's furious, Jack."
Maggie (2022)
"Maggie's not picking up my calls."
Maggie (2022)
"- Come on. Everything's fine."
Maggie (2022)
"- Everything is not fine."
Maggie (2022)
"I have tried so hard to get Maggie to open up to me, Jack."
Maggie (2022)
"She finally does. And what do I do?"
Maggie (2022)
"I spill the beans about her and Ben."
Maggie (2022)
"Have you seen this? This is all from today."
Maggie (2022)
"This is stress."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah. You know, I read a news article"
Maggie (2022)
"about somebody who saved that"
Maggie (2022)
"and turned it into bangs."
Maggie (2022)
"- She's clearly avoiding me because she knows"
Maggie (2022)
"and she hates me."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, honey, come on."
Maggie (2022)
"You know these young kids,"
Maggie (2022)
"they're all hooking with one another,"
Maggie (2022)
"here, there, everywhere."
Maggie (2022)
"You know what they call that? They call that hotwifing."
Maggie (2022)
"And there are hotels dedicated to that."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay, this is not that."
Maggie (2022)
"- No, I know."
Maggie (2022)
"But did you hear what I just said about the hotels?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Jack, I have just opened up Pandora's box."
Maggie (2022)
"- I know you're going to think I'm lying,"
Maggie (2022)
"but that is actually one of the names of the hotels."
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm gonna call her again."
Maggie (2022)
"I'm gonna call her again."
Maggie (2022)
"[slurps] It doesn't recognize my face."
Maggie (2022)
"This is me when I'm upset."
Maggie (2022)
"♪ I just wanna dance for love ♪"
Maggie (2022)
"♪ Celebrate it just because ♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- Alright, party people."
Maggie (2022)
"I want you guys to try my family's twist"
Maggie (2022)
"on traditional sipping tequila."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, what's the twist?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, you sip the whole thing at once."
Maggie (2022)
"Para arriba, para abajo, pa' centro, pa' dentro."
Maggie (2022)
"- Alright. - Okay."
Maggie (2022)
"- Let me go sign this guestbook before I get too drunk."
Maggie (2022)
"LOUISE: Yeah, arriba, arriba."
Maggie (2022)
"- You didn't see Jessie arrive, did you?"
Maggie (2022)
"- What do you mean? You guys didn't come together?"
Maggie (2022)
"- No."
Maggie (2022)
"She texted me last night saying that she was staying at her mom's."
Maggie (2022)
"She usually does that when she's mad about something."
Maggie (2022)
"- Ooh. Why is she mad? What did you do?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I don't know."
Maggie (2022)
"I mean, I did eat carrots very loudly next to her the other day,"
Maggie (2022)
"so I'm hoping that was it."
Maggie (2022)
"- It's better than a banana."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, you don't want to see me eat a banana."
Maggie (2022)
"I eat them with a fork and knife. - Fork and knife"
Maggie (2022)
"♪ I just wanna dance for love ♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- They are so nice."
Maggie (2022)
"- These are real."
Maggie (2022)
"- Don't touch them."
Maggie (2022)
"- Are those real? - Hi there."
Maggie (2022)
"- Friends of the bride or groom?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Sorry, I'm not dating right now."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way,"
Maggie (2022)
"because they told me they were seating me next to their single friend,"
Maggie (2022)
"and now I know who that is."
Maggie (2022)
"- Cucumber?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, I think I've had my fill."
Maggie (2022)
"- I haven't."
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm Sam, by the way. - Debra."
Maggie (2022)
"- Maggie. Hi."
Maggie (2022)
"How do you know Amy and Dave?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh, Dave and I used to work at the same startup together."
Maggie (2022)
"Yeah, he had super good ideas, and I couldn't get fired"
Maggie (2022)
"because I ran all the fantasy leagues."
Maggie (2022)
"[laughter]"
Maggie (2022)
"- Sorry, I didn't catch your name."
Maggie (2022)
"- Uh, you know what? Old me would have fallen for that."
Maggie (2022)
"♪"
Maggie (2022)
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Maggie (2022)
"- Hey. You made it."
Maggie (2022)
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