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Clips from Veep - Mommy Meyer (S04E04)

"What? I mean, okay. I mean, what?"
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"I had not anticipated this. This I had not anticipated."
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"Well, that sounds like the world's worst Dr. Seuss book."
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"Flexible hours benefit everyone."
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"This is a common sense piece of..."
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"Intruder. Everyone stay calm."
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"Stay exactly where you are."
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"Okay, lockdown. Nobody move and nobody gets hurt."
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"Shouldn't we be on an elevator to a secret bunker by now?"
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"There is no elevator or bunker."
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"Why isn't there an elevator to a secret bunker?"
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"Jesus Christ, Bill, you're shaking like a dog shitting a peach pit."
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"I actually think I should have a gun."
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"I'm not making a joke. I really would like to have a gun."
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"Okay, what about us? Is there a panic room or something?"
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"Gary, every room you're in is a panic room."
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"- We need to find a safer room. - I'm gonna kill Tom James and that bitch!"
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"The intruder! Right there!"
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"Oh, my God, shit got real! Shit got real! Shit got real!"
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"- Calm down. What are you doing? - It's a weapon."
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"What are you going to do with a clock? Tell him he's late?"
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"- That's the all-clear, ma'am. - Really?"
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"- Well... - Wow, okay."
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"Thank you, gentlemen."
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"Okay, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go breathe."
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"- Yeah, did you hear all that shouting? - I did."
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"What was he saying? Did you hear what he was saying?"
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"Who cares what he said? The guy's nutso-bismol."
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"What was he saying?"
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"He said, Let me up."
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"I want to kill Tom James and that bitch."
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"He comes here to kill me"
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"and he doesn't even know my name?"
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"- He may have been talking about Kent. - Thank you."
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"I've got to take a gigantic whiz."
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"Man, the siege stuff goes straight to my bladder."
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"It's like if dogs could talk."
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"Okay, Senator, I am going to set up your town hall meeting."
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"- I'll see you there. - Oh, good. More adrenaline."
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"God Almighty."
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"- Wow. - How are you doing?"
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"I cannot believe that somebody came here to kill me."
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"And you."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Still, you know, you've got good people around you."
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"- Yeah. - Holy hell!"
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"- I saw him! The guy. - You did?"
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"I was face-to-face with him and I was like,"
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"Back off, man. Don't mess with this."
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"- Really? - I have got so much adrenaline in me."
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"It's like I've got to do something."
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"- Can you get me a coffee? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- An Irish coffee. - Yeah!"
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"- Do you want something? - I'm good."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Mmm!"
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"- He's been with me a long time. - Has he?"
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - I see."
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"Hey, Kim."
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"Hi, where are you? Can we make sure that the flags"
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"are symmetrical to the backdrop?"
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"It looks a little bit off."
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"That shirt really compliments your figure, by the way."
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"Just a nice little compliment for you."
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"I'm loving this. This is great."
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"- Yeah, we're killing this. Hey, lighting. - What?"
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"Hi, how's it going? Can we bring these down just a little bit?"
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"Okay, I think that's a little bit too much drama,"
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"so maybe we just bring those back up just a little bit."
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"That looks great. Yeah, mark that."
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"That's exactly how it was, dumbass."
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"Okay, well, we don't need that kind of language, but thank you."
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Hit me with the plosives."
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"Bring back my pig."
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"- I'm happy with that. - Yeah, that sounds great."
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"I don't want to pat myself on the back,"
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"but this is a great idea on my part."
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"You know, getting out of the office, going on the campaign trail."
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"Yeah, help you forget about being molested."
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"That's loud. I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, well... Well, no."
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"It's just that everybody thinks we're awesome here."
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"I mean, we're West Wing. We're like gods."
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"Mr. Ryan, did you get my sashimi?"
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"No, sir, I will get it right now."
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"It needs to be at room temperature,"
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"otherwise it just tastes of cold."
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"Yes."
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"Sa-shi-mi."
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"- Are you hearing this? - Sushi."
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"Listen to the shus and the mis."
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"Wait a minute. What are we laughing at here?"
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"Someone sure put a lot of effort into that."
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"I don't get it."
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"Oh, duck 'cause I ducked."
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"Very clever. Very funny."
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"I'm laughing, too."
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"Yeah."
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"Mom, some days you get an award"
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"from a country I've never even heard of,"
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"then other days people try to kill you."
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"People probably try to kill me most days, sweetie."
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"You just have to shut it out."
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"Hey, I've got the menu for tonight's dinner with your friends."
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"I do love tasting menus."
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"It's so nice to be able to look at a list of food"
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"and say, I'll take all of it."
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"Um, no. I just want to hang back"
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"and have a loose night with the ladies, okay?"
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"So let's just get pizza."
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"How about a play on pizza?"
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"- We could kind of layer... - No. Uh-uh. No."
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"Or we could do an antipasta and we could do a deconstructed pizza."
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"Okay, you know I almost got assassinated today, right?"
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"- Yeah, you did. - So I just need you to do what I'm telling you to do."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Guys, I want you to meet Aiden Grant."
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"He's the gentleman that won the previous Mexican border fence contract."
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"Wow, you must be very happy and rich."
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"Yes, I am."
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