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Clips from Family Guy - Jersey Bore (S20E20)

"Something really bad?"
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"Preston texted me at 2:00 a. m."
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"What do we do?"
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"If Preston isn't at that presentation,"
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"the brewery's gonna go under!"
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"(yawns)"
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"Hotel cribs are always so comfy."
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"I wish I knew where to get one of these puppies."
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"Guys, Preston's missing! We got to find him!"
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"That hooker in the bathroom was dead when I found her!"
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"(phone chimes)"
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"Okay, Preston's not answering texts,"
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"and the presentation's in three hours."
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"We got to retrace our steps."
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"♪ ♪"
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"We've been to every strip joint in town"
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"and can't find Preston anywhere."
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"We hit Uggoz, with a "Z" at the end."
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"Jersey Girlz, with a "Z" on the end."
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"C Sectionz, with a "Z" on the end."
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"I think we can all agree that the "Z" on the end"
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"takes sexy to the next level."
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"And when the "Z" is a little tilted on the sign,"
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"ooh-la-la."
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"Hey, do you remember seeing us last night"
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"with a dignified Black man?"
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"Getting a little tired of you punching that word."
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"No, just you four."
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"But that pilot there said he'd pay for my college."
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"That doesn't sound like me."
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"Two-year community college?"
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"Oh, yeah, that-- Yeah, that sounds like me."
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"I really like working with you, Heather."
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"Me, too, Chris."
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"By the way,"
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"if you want to go in for a real kiss today,"
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"I won't stop you."
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"Places, everyone."
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"And I want to see acting today."
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"No more amateur hour."
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"- Oh, Romeo. - STEWIE: I don't believe you."
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"- Again. - Oh, Romeo."
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"- Bring it down. - Oh, Romeo."
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"- Bring it up. - Oh, Romeo!"
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"Can we get a sip of water for our actress?"
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"She's sounding a little... (smacks lips) "smacky.""
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"That's it! I quit!"
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"I am too pretty and rich to put up with this."
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"She is rich. Her dad owns a bunch of"
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"Ruth's Chris Steak Houses."
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"Stewie, you ruined everything."
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"I was finally going to kiss a beautiful, nice girl."
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"She had my heart and I had hers."
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"Why must dark forces conspire"
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"to extinguish love's light?"
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"Everyone, we finally have our Romeo."
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"(cheering)"
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"Thanks, Stewie."
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"But what about Juliet?"
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"Don't you worry."
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"Ruth's Chris's Stewie Griffin's Principal Shepherd's"
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"Baz Luhrmann's William Shakespeare's"
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"Romeo and Juliet..."
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"- What was the question? - I-I don't remember."
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"Hello, I lost my boss,"
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"so I'll be your substitute presenter today."
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"(giggles) But, uh, no watching Ratatouille."
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"EXECUTIVE: We don't get that joke"
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"which references something from earlier."
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"PETER: "The Importance of Pawtucket Patriot Ale Products"
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""in Relation to the Greater New Jersey Market,"
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"as Prepared by Preston Lloyd.""
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"I've already lost 'em."
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"What can I do?"
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"I need a beer."
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"Ah... much better."
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"Wait a minute. That's it!"
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"Look, you're not gonna understand beer"
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"with numbers or PowerPoints."
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"Beer is good because it makes you feel better"
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"and do awesome things you wouldn't normally do."
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"Beer makes memories that will last..."
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"until you black out."
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"And when you forget, there are no regrets."
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"Beer is courage--"
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"the courage to moon people from a not-moving car."
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"Beer helps you achieve new heights,"
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"atop the shoulders of unwilling strangers"
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"in a chicken fight."
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"Beer makes you grab the brass ring,"
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"or the taser of a casino security guy."
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"But if you won't listen to me,"
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"listen to Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh."
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"I liked beer. Still like beer."
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"Beer is great because life is hard."
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"Don't make it harder with seltzer."
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"(cheering)"
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"Oh, my God. You're cheering me."
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"No, we just saw a picture of Bon Jovi"
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"on the wall behind you."
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"But you still won us over."
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"Pawtucket Patriot Ale will stay"
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"the choice of New Jersey alcoholics."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Preston! You're alive!"
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"Yes. And thanks to you, so is our company."
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"But how are you even standing?"
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"Peter, I had one sip, found it disgusting,"
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"then watched you get totally annihilated"
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"in three minutes flat."
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"I realized only a true drunk could save the brewery."
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"That's why I sent you that text last night."
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"I spent the morning enjoying"
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"all four Monopoly railroad properties."
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"I love trains."
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"I'm on the spectrum."
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"Why didn't you respond to texts?"
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"Looking at trains. Love trains."
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"I also love watching an employee go"
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"from least productive to... well, kind of productive."
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