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Clips from Family Guy - Meg's Wedding (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Everyone, I want to thank you all"
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"for helping us decorate for the fall dance."
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"What's the theme of this dance, anyway?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Ah, been doing this a long time, Meg."
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"Literally the next thing out of my mouth. The theme is"
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"Climate Change: Dance like it's the End of the World."
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"- We're going to... - How do we even decorate for that?"
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"(sighs) We're gonna pump the heat up to 92"
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"and fill the gym up with six inches of water."
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"And then, you know, balloons, streamers, all that crap."
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"So, thanks again."
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"And if anyone needs anything, just think:"
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""I'm hanging balloons."
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"How could I possibly have a question?""
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"- What do we even... - Meg!"
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"(breathes deeply)"
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"Thanks, guys."
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"So, I'm pretty sure Bobby and I"
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"are finally gonna do it after the dance."
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"(gasps) You're gonna have sex?"
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"I'm talking about our suicide pact."
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"(laughs) Oh, my God."
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"I was like, "Who is this girl?""
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"So, Meg, who are you going with?"
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"Eh, I'm not gonna go."
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"Oh, come on, you have to."
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"No one asked me."
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"I'm not just gonna show up alone."
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"You can tag along with me and my date."
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"Patty, no offense,"
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"but the janitor doesn't count as a date."
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"Yeah, that guy's hideous."
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"Yeah, maybe I won't go with him."
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"(sighs)"
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"Why's this place so packed tonight?"
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"Because every night has to be some kind of gimmick now."
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"- Trivia. Karaoke. Beer pong. - So cheap."
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"What happened to a place where you drink beer and talk?"
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"It might be time to find a new bar."
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"Hmm. Tonight's Magic Night."
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"- Would you gentlemen... - We would be delighted"
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"to participate in whatever spectacle you have planned."
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"Great. Just to warn you ahead of time,"
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"my specialty is way‐too‐close‐up magic."
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"- Pick a card. - PETER: I‐I can't see."
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"- Don't tell me. - PETER: I‐I couldn't possibly."
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"- Can you do something else? - Very well."
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"Let's just say goodbye to these cards."
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"(screams) Put it out!"
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"I have been The Great Sebastian,"
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"and I bid you good day."
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"I think maybe the show's over."
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"Excuse me, sir? You forgot your ve..."
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"He's gone."
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"Peter, he's eating a sandwich right in front of you."
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"Gone."
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"Well, least I got his stupid vest."
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"Peter, I say this"
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"in the strongest heterosexual way possible,"
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"but it looks really good on you."
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"Yeah, I say this in the least heterosexual way possible,"
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"but I shared an ice cream cone"
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"with another adult man last night."
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"Huh, maybe I'll try it out for a while."
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"Haven't had a new look since I turned all the boys' heads"
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"with a buxom strut."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I'm all the boys."
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"Hey, hey, it's the Megalodon."
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"Bruce Almighty! What it look like, boy?"
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"So, you's not going to the big dance tonight?"
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"Oh. You know about that, huh?"
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"I heard some kids talking in the bathroom"
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"while I was taking a doody."
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"Yeah, I..."
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"I‐I just didn't feel like going, I guess."
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"Listen, my shift's up in a few minutes."
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"Can I's interest you in half a lukewarm grilled cheese"
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"- and cold fries? - I'd like that."
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"And maybe after, we can take edibles"
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"and stare at the solar system carpet."
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"- Oh, for sure. - I know a spot"
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"where there ain't too many spills."
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"Dad, where are you going?"
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"Wearing a vest means I'm a failed actor"
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"who teaches acting in a city that's not New York or L. A."
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"All right, Shreveport Community Center."
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"Listen close, for I shall teach you the acting craft."
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"Hey, didn't my husband chase you away from our recycling bin?"
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"Use that."
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"♪ ♪"
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"And the award for Best Actress goes to Susan Davis for"
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"Get Away from My Recycling Bin, You Fat, Failed Actor."
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"‐(applause) ‐She used it."
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"(dialogue inaudible)"
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"Hey, stranger. Are you the new piano player?"
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"I'm wearing a vest, ain't I?"
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"(cracks knuckles)"
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"(playing "Music Box Dancer")"
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"What is this sissy music?"
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"It's Richard Clayderman's "Music Box Dancer.""
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"How are we supposed to brawl to this?"
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"Maybe we don't brawl today."
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"Maybe we just close our eyes and smile."
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"(gunshot)"
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"Whoa. Wh‐Where am I?"
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"You're a Westworld robot."
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"You live in a computer‐generated simul..."
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"Yeah, I already don't care."
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"(swing music playing)"
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"Dad, what are we doing at a Cherry Poppin' Daddies concert?"
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